Chinese Zero to Hero
【ENG SUB】姚舜禹偷拍女神体检表 王文静情窦初开~ 非处方青春 02 | Youth Unprescribed 02
July 13, 2020
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试问
Ask
有哪个男生
Which boys
不会在开学的时候
Not at the start of school
观察观察身边的姑娘
Observe the girl around
这就是人之常情 普遍现象嘛
This is a common phenomenon
I
有个性
Have personality
刨除掉极其有个性的部分异类
Get rid of some extremely unique personality
大多数人
most people
是一定会做这种
Will definitely do this
神圣而又赋有仪式感的事情
Sacred and ceremonial
比如你 我 他
For example, you, me, him
那纵观今天见到的姑娘
Looking at the girl I saw today
拢共也就四位啊
There are only four of them together
而且像伍玥这种
And like Wu Yue
披着女性DNA的纯爷们儿
Pure men dressed in female DNA
还要被刨除掉
Also get rid of
她顶天也就算得上是
She can be regarded as
伍阿哥
Wu Ag
还是辫子被铰了的
The braid is still hinged
现在就剩下三根独苗
Now there are only three single seedlings left
你还有得选吗
Do you still have to choose
但其实
But actually
人生除ABC之外
Life except ABC
还有很多的选择
There are many options
Correct
真的要性格测试吗
Do you really need a personality test?
接受自己的第一步是认识自己
The first step to accept yourself is to know yourself
开始吧
let's start
第一题
first question
夏天
summer
你的房间里有蚊子飞来飞去
Mosquitoes are flying around in your room
你会选择用什么气味的蚊香
What mosquito coil would you choose
A 玫瑰香型
A 玫瑰香型
B 草莓香型
B Strawberry flavor
C 奶糖香型
C 奶糖香型
D 苹果香型
D Apple flavor
没了
Gone
请作答
Please answer
我选E
I choose E
蚊香香型
Mosquito-repellent incense
这生造答案可还行
This life-making answer is okay
该如何处理呀
How to deal with it
先计做最低分吧
Let's count the lowest score first
为什么呀
why
这些答案本来就不准
These answers are not allowed
不然你们怎么选啊
Otherwise, how do you choose?
苹果香型
Apple flavor
玫瑰香型
Rose fragrance
草莓还是奶糖
Strawberry or toffee
下一题
next question
如果可以的话
If you can
你希望你的鼠标是什么形状
What shape do you want your mouse to be
A 五角形
A Pentagram
B 圆球形
B 圆Sphere
C 平行四边形
C Parallelogram
D 菱形
D Diamond
请谨慎作答
Please answer carefully
平行四边形
Parallelogram
再下一题
One more question
假如有一天你拾到了阿拉丁神灯
If one day you found Aladdin's magic lamp
你想要什么
what do you want
A 一个心愿
A a wish
B 一生幸福
B Lifelong happiness
C 长生不老
C Eternal life
D 一笔财富
D A sum of wealth
长生不老
Immortal
那你们就说说你们的选择吧
Then you talk about your choice
来 从佗儿开始
Come from Tuoer
洛天依
Luo Tianyi
切 不切实际 下一个
Unrealistic next
居里夫人
Madame Curie
过 下一个
Past next
你可以再想想
You can think again
但是要我说啊
But tell me
第一会让人心动的姑娘
The first girl who makes you happy
无非就是看颜
It's just looking at the face
而颜呢 又分两点
And Yan is divided into two points
算得怎么样了
How is it doing
共计一百二十分
A total of 120
属于中性
Neutral
中性
neutral
不行
No way
我得再找一套权威的题目
I have to find another set of authoritative topics
再测一遍
Test again
我不 我拒绝啊
I don't refuse
这明明就测得很准
This is clearly accurate
灯光亮起
Lights on
戴着翅膀的姑娘
Girl with wings
向你们走过来的时候
When approaching you
你就会明白
You will understand
什么叫做颜
What is Yan
距离断电还有一分钟
One minute before power failure
那我就长话短说了啊
Then I will tell a long story short
第一点就是五官
The first point is the facial features
俗称脸
Commonly known as face
这一点我女神必须拔得头筹
My goddess must take the lead
第二点就是身材
The second point is the figure
身材并非是越瘦越好
Not as thin as possible
而是要肥瘦均匀 秀色可餐
It’s about being fat, even, and pretty.
关于腿啊
About legs
我已经初步鉴赏了我女神的
I have initially appreciated my goddess
瘦且长
Thin and long
而关于肥的部分呢
And the fat part
我相信你已经心领神会了
I believe you already know
此处由于较为隐蔽
Here is more hidden
且水分较大
And the water is more
我暂时还没有任何进展
I haven't made any progress yet
不过我相信
But I believe
我女神一定不会让人失望的
My goddess will not disappoint
证据呢
The evidence
我们法医界只讲证据
Our forensic community only talks about evidence
对啊
Yes indeed
什么界都讲证据
Evidence in all circles
证据是吧
The evidence is
it is good
明天体检之日
Tomorrow's day
就是我姚舜禹取证之时
It was the time when Yao Shunyu obtained evidence
只要我证明我女神身材最佳
As long as I prove that my goddess has the best figure
你们仨就给我老老实实的
You can give me honestly
你 看你的法医实录
Look at your forensic medical record
你 专心成长
You concentrate on growing
三 二 一
you Three two one
你呀
You
睡觉吧
Go to sleep
雨时 好多人
Many people in the rain
你们跟紧我
Follow me
我去探个路
I'm going to find a way
看看哪儿的人少啊
See where there are few people
大禹
Dayu
带人赶紧往里进
Bring people in
得嘞
Win
祖国的小鲜花们
The little flowers of the motherland
跟紧我的脚步啊
Keep up with my steps
快走吧
move
伍玥呢
What about Wu Yue
等我们一下
Wait for us
我们的小神童
Our little prodigy
要经历身高测试仪的检阅啦
I have to go through the height tester
怕不怕
Are you scared
还好了
It is okay
你看
文学巨人巴尔扎克一米五七
look The literary giant Balzac one meter five seven
艺术巨匠毕加索一米六二
Art master Picasso one meter six two
神医华佗才一米六一
The god doctor Hua Tuo is only one meter six one
我还没过青春期
I haven't passed through puberty
还有发育空间
There is room for development
兄弟 别光顾着护花
Brothers, don’t patronize Huhua
我可记得你昨天晚上
I remember you last night
熄灯前许下的豪言壮语啊
The brazen words made before the lights went out
我大禹有鹰一般的眼睛
My Dayu has eagle eyes
你呀 就赶紧把全套的
You quickly put the full set
法医实录下好
Forensic record is good
准备接受惩罚吧
Ready to accept punishment
太傻 太天真
Too silly and naive
且不说你的童姐姐
Not to mention your younger sister
是不是傲立群雄
Are you proud?
就算她真的有这个实力
Even if she really has this strength
我要的可是实打实的证据
I want real evidence
早有准备
Ready
势在必得
Must get
这样吧
How about this
咱俩正式打个赌
We two formally bet
如果你赢了我无话可说
If you win, I have nothing to say
但如果你输了
But if you lose
对不住 兄弟
Sorry brother
给我当一个礼拜的送餐员
Serve me as a delivery boy for a week
双重挑战 压力变动力
Double challenge pressure changes power
我喜欢
I like
一言为定
In a word
来 小鲜花 小鲜肉们
Here are the fresh flowers
往这边站一站了啊
Stop here for one stop
我觉得咱们呀
I think we
先去X光那边
Go to the X-ray first
因为像身高体重这种基础测量室
Because basic measurement rooms like height and weight
肯定都爆满
Must be full
身高体重那屋没人
Nobody in the house
赶紧来 赶紧来
Hurry up hurry up
快走 快走 快走
Go fast, go fast
祝你好运哦
Good luck
等等 伍玥 伍玥
Wait, Wu Yue, Wu Yue
请站稳站直
Please stand still
目光平视
Stare at
测量结束
End of measurement
现在这孩子 吃什么长大的
What does this child eat up now
下一个
next
测量结束 请拿纸条
Please take a note after the measurement
师姐其实不必难过
Sister, you don’t have to be sad
从刚刚那位170加48
From the previous position 170 plus 48
数据组合的女同学离开之后
After the female student of the data combination left
你就一直闷闷不乐的
You're always depressed
何必这样为难自己呢
Why embarrass yourself
现在这孩子吃什么长大的
What does this child eat up now
其实什么都不吃也可以长大的
In fact, you can grow up without eating anything
你可知道
Do you know
我国BMI指数的标准
Standards of my country's BMI index
你想说什么呀
What do you want to say
她的BMI指数为15.9
Her BMI index is 15.9
属于严重偏瘦
Belongs to severe thin
可师姐你就不一样了
But Sister, you're different
一看就是标准身材
A look is the standard figure
真的
Really
那当然
of course
你这是多久没喝水了
How long have you been drinking water?
俩小时
Two hours
两天而已
Just two days
请问一下
Excuse me
你鬼鬼祟祟干嘛呢
What are you doing sneaky?
暗中观察
Secret observation
为了那些爱我的人喽
For those who love me
走吧 下一站
Go next stop
雨时小姐姐
Miss Rainy
跟我走一趟吧
Come with me
挡箭牌先生 走走走
Mr. Wrigley
一分钟从队尾到队首
From the end of the team to the beginning of the team in one minute
只需要一个微笑
Just need a smile
一句谢谢
Thank you
雨时小姐姐
Miss Rainy
难道你就是传说中的女妖精
Are you the legendary female demon
谁是女妖精
Who is the female demon
吓死我了你
Scared me to death
雨时小姐姐
Hi Miss Rainy
好巧又在这遇见你
I happened to meet you here again
你对巧这个字的定义
Your definition of the word clever
还真是特别
Really special
Hi
一扬
Hi Yi Yang
你好
Hello there
我先进去了啊
I'm going first
雨时 你都检查完哪些项目了
What items did you check when it rained
这样 我给你看看
Let me show you
你还有什么没检查
You have nothing left to check
然后我给你设计一个最佳路线
Then I design a best route for you
你去二楼做一下抽血
You go to the second floor for a blood draw
三楼做胸透
Chest penetration on the third floor
伍玥 你都查完了吗
Wu Yue, have you finished your investigation?
还早着呢
Still early
文静
Quiet
我跟你说啊
Let me tell you
眼前这个男人这个行径呀
The act of this man in front of me
就叫做见缝插针
It's called see stitch
以后看到这种情况啊
Seeing this in the future
有多远躲多远啊
How far do you hide
可是他是我们同学啊
But he is our classmate
要怎么躲远
How to hide
很好笑吗
Is it funny
书上有个笑话
There is a joke in the book
效果还不错
The effect is not bad
你是说《系统解剖学》上有个笑话
You mean there is a joke in "System Anatomy"
躺好别乱动啊
Lie down and don't move
全身肌肉放松
Muscle relaxation
我听说体检的
I heard that
心电图测试仪特别敏感
ECG tester is particularly sensitive
只要你情绪有一点波动
As long as your mood fluctuates a little
就容易心跳过快
It’s easy to jump fast
我这个人的特点
Characteristics of me
就是无论什么情况
No matter what the situation
都能稳如泰山
Can be as stable as Mount Tai
除了队友恶意挂机
In addition to his teammates hanging up maliciously
和抢人头之外
And grab a head
想让我心跳加速
Want to make my heart beat faster
简直难于上青天哪
It's hard to go to the blue sky
你这有这闲聊的工夫
You have this time to chat
血都抽三管了 走走走
I took three tubes of blood and walked around
效率 效率 效率
Efficiency efficiency efficiency
雨时 我检查完了
I finished the inspection when it rained
你先进去吧 我去上个厕所
Go ahead, let me go to the toilet
那你等我一下
Then wait for me
做贼之路如此艰辛
The road to be a thief is so hard
劝你收手吧
Persuade you to close
总有刁民想害朕
There are always people who want to hurt me
朕得知难而进
I learned to go ahead
替我掩护后方
Cover the back for me
我准备冲锋了
I am ready to charge
护士 你不用紧张
Nurse, don't worry
我不怕疼的 你尽管扎
I'm not afraid of pain though you tie
这掉一滴眼泪算我输
This drop of tears counts as I lose
这位同学 你真幽默
This classmate, you are so humorous
对 对不起啊
Sorry
没事
Nothing
别紧张
take it easy
看准了再下手
Get it right before you start
咱们再来
Let's come again
要不你换另一支队伍再排一会
Or if you change another team and wait for a while
没 没事
Okay
那个队伍不知道排到猴年马月了
The team didn't know that it was the Year of the Monkey
没有什么别的要求
No other requirements
就是稍微再
Just a little more
扎准点
On time
好了
All right
下一个
next
我出去等你
I go out and wait for you
Oh
我说
I say
下一位
Next person
等一下 十秒钟
Wait ten seconds
你 你什么你
You what you
你知道十秒钟能干什么吗
Do you know what you can do in ten seconds
你用来打游戏
You used to play games
你以为自己还是个小孩子吗
Do you think you are still a child
所以你觉得
So you think
我不是小孩子吗
Am i not a kid
小李 拿个电筒
Xiao Li gets a flashlight
好像没电了
Seems to run out
大夫 这种事情怎么能
How can doctors do this?
麻烦师姐
Sister trouble
来 我帮你
Come to help you
这样行不行
Does this work
这不行 不行
This will not work
那大夫这样行不行
That doctor can't do this
这样 不行 更不行了
This will not work anymore
对不起 对不起
sorry Sorry
别闹 小伙子
Don't make trouble
还没到你呢
Not yet to you
先出去 出去 出去
Go out first
叫你你再进来
Tell you to come in again
那我先走了
I'm leaving now
瞎胡闹
Fooling around
这人你们班的
This person from your class
其实
in fact
我并不认识他
I don't know him
感恩
Thanksgiving
太谢谢你了
thank you so much
我现在终于找到感觉了
I finally found the feeling now
可是我的胳膊却没什么知觉了
But my arm is not conscious
我已经出现幻觉了
I have hallucinations
兄弟 你这造型很别致啊
Brother, you look very chic
兄弟 拜托高抬贵嘴吧
Brother, please raise your mouth high
哎 能不能善待一下
Hey, can you be kind?
刚刚经受完这满清十大酷刑之
I just endured the top ten tortures of the Qing Dynasty
针刑的我
Needling me
行 去吧
Go on
看什么呢
What to see
照片特别好看
Photos are particularly nice
神经
nerve
还有哪些项目 赶紧去吧
What other projects go quickly
针刑结束 只差胸透了
After the acupuncture, only chest chest
撤了啊
行行行 赶紧去 赶紧去
Withdrew Hurry and go quickly
医生 待会扎针的时候
When the doctor will get a needle
你能不能轻点啊
Can you lightly
我有点晕血
I feel dizzy
好 我尽量
Ok i try
别害怕
Do not be afraid
害怕的话就不要盯着看了
Don’t stare if you’re scared
忍一忍就好了
Just be patient
好了
All right
谢谢啊
thank you
没事
Nothing
妹子
Sister
这是我身为一个男人应该做的
This is what I should do as a man
走了啊
Gone
再往上
Up again
起来呀
Get up
你自己看看啊
Look for yourself
让你检查之前乱打游戏
Let you check before playing games
窦性心动过速
Sinus tachycardia
在这登记一下
Register here
明天过来复查
Come and review tomorrow
那明天的复查
That tomorrow's review
还是你负责吗
Or are you responsible?
下一位
Next person
85.5
85.5
可以啊 兄弟 有料
Ok brother
姚舜禹
Yao Shunyu
干吗呢
Why
我这看看伍玥
Let me take a look at Wu Yue
还有什么没检查的
There is nothing else to check
帮她看看
Help her see
你呢 检查完了吗
Have you finished the inspection
还有什么
What else
检查完了
Finished checking
谢谢
Thank you
哎 七星
Hey seven stars
你先吧
You first
女士优先
Lady first
这么好
so good
78
78
真不行
Really not
还不如伍玥呢
Not as good as Wu Yue
伍玥都85.5
Wu Yuedu 85.5
谁呀 85.5
Who 85.5
学姐
School sister
身高185 体重65
Height 185 Weight 65
裸眼视力还5.2
The naked eye vision is still 5.2
帮我查查
Check for me
这包方便面他到底是哪个班的
What kind of instant noodles does he have?
我要烧点开水泡了他
I'm going to boil some water and soak him
这位学姐
This school sister
公民的人格尊严
The dignity of citizens
是受到法律保护的
Is protected by law
刚才您把我比喻成为方便面
You just likened me to instant noodles
还扬言要用开水泡我
I also threatened to soak me in boiling water
已经对我的人格尊严
Already treats my dignity
造成了严重地侮辱
Caused serious insults
身高体重这种人体自带属性
The body's own attributes such as height and weight
明眼人都看得到
Everyone can see
别较这个真儿了
Don't compare to this one
我想你刚才没有听清楚
I think you didn't hear clearly just now
我们的论题
Our thesis
我说你这个人
I said you
真是一根筋啊你
What a rib you
懒得和你这种人解释
Too lazy to explain to someone like you
我这种人
People like me
你这四个字属于人身攻击
Your four words are personal attacks
侵犯了我的人格尊严
Violated my personal dignity
对我造成了不可逆转的伤害
Caused irreversible damage to me
请你让开
Please make way
就你刚才这行为啊
Just the behavior you just did
已经从言语攻击
Verbal attack
上升到肢体攻击
Rise to physical attack
我希望你给我个合理的解释
I hope you give me a reasonable explanation
请你让开
Please make way
哎 让开了 让开 让开
Hey, let go, let go, let go
伍玥你让开啊
Wu Yue, let me go
二位兄弟 这怎么话说呢
What do the two brothers say?
姚舜禹
Yao Shunyu
你给我站过来
Stand here for me
一扬
Yi Yang
为了兄弟我在女神面前的形象
For my brother's image in front of the goddess
只能千言万语一句话
Can only say a thousand words
对不住了
Sorry
朱老师 擒贼先擒王啊
Teacher Zhu catches the thief and catches the king first
姚舜禹
Yao Shunyu
雨时
Rain time
你看这个
Look at this
这得是触了多大霉头
It must have touched the mold
才能摊上这种事儿啊
To be able to do this kind of thing
我仿佛能从伍玥这模糊的脸上
I seem to be able to get the fuzzy face from Wu Yue
看到几滴晶莹的泪珠
See a few drops of crystal tears
当事人去哪儿了
Where did the party go
在那窝着呢
Nest there
不知道是太生气 还是太伤心
I don’t know if it’s too angry or sad
我看她刚才一直在那发抖
I think she was shaking there just now
那另一个呢
What about the other
朱老师来了
Teacher Zhu is here
大家安静一下啊
Everyone quiet down
高一扬
Gao Yiyang
到讲台上来
Come to the podium
说一下手机的事吧
Tell me about the mobile phone
不会朱老师也刷到
I can't even brush Teacher Zhu
这张照片了吧
This photo
还用刷吗
Do you still use a brush?
朱老师亲自莅临现场进行指导
Teacher Zhu personally came to the scene to guide
场面一度十分感人
The scene was very touching
把手机拿出来
Take the phone out
里面是不是有
Is there inside
不该拍的东西呀
What shouldn't be taken
没有
No
敢做不敢当可不是一个男子汉
Dare to be a dare not be a man
应该有的做派
Should do some pie
没有什么不敢看的
Nothing to dare to watch
看来这事情有转变呀
It seems that this matter has changed
我得现场直播一下
I have to broadcast it live
你别落井下石了
Don't fall down
他已经够可怜了
He is already pitiful enough
里面都是咱班
Inside are our classes
女同学的体检报告
Medical report of female classmate
这你怎么解释
How do you explain
这就是某人一直强调的
This is what someone has always emphasized
个人隐私不得侵犯吗
Is personal privacy inviolable?
伍玥
咱们下来再说
Wu Yue Let's talk down
这开着班会呢
This is the class meeting
朱老师
teacher Zhu
请您公正地
Please just
让站在台上这位同学
Let this classmate stand on stage
好好地解释一下
Explain it well
这是怎么一回事
This is how the same thing
高一扬
Gao Yiyang
说说吧
Talk about it
没想到过了这么多年
I didn't expect it
临床班的同学
Students in clinical class
还是喜欢玩这种把戏
Still like to play this kind of trick
谁呀
Who
行 你先回去吧
You can go back first
同学们 给大家介绍一下啊
Students, please introduce it to everyone
这位呢
This one
会在接下来负责
Will be in charge next
我们班理论课程的教学
Teaching of theoretical courses in our class
同时也是我的大学同学兼班长
And my classmate and class leader
理论巨匠杨教授
Professor Yang
大家掌声欢迎 好
Welcome everyone
这才是教授应该有的样子嘛
This is what a professor should be
朱老师
teacher Zhu
作为当年的当事人
As a party of the year
你还不跟大家分享一下
Don't you share it with you
当年
then
你是怎么解决这个问题的
How did you solve this problem
什么意思呀
what do you mean
就是说
that is
当年朱老师也做过这样的事儿
Teacher Zhu had done such a thing
让我们再次鼓掌
Let's applaud again
感谢并欢送一下
Thanks and farewell
事务缠身忙里偷闲的杨老师
Mr. Yang, who is busy in business
好吧
Ok
伍玥同学 对吧
Wu Yue, right?
Yes
鲁迅先生说过
Mr. Lu Xun said
犯而不校是恕道
Offending without school is forgiveness
以眼还眼
Eye for an Eye
以牙还牙是直道
Straight from tooth to tooth
我想今天这件事情
I think this matter today
无论是恕道 还是直道
Whether it is forgiveness or straightness
总归是只比讨个说法
After all, it’s better to discuss
要来得更爽利些吧
It’s better to come
听听 听听
Listen listen
杨老师说得可真好 棒棒的
Teacher Yang is really good
既然这样
In this case
伍玥啊
Wu Yue
老师就把这个惩罚的权利
The teacher took this right to punish
交给你们女生
To you girls
全权由你们来决定
It is up to you to decide
看来大学真是开放式教育
It seems that the university is really an open education
有自主选择的权利
The right to choose
但让我以一个成年人的思维
But let me think with an adult
去处理连这个小学生
To handle even this elementary school student
都干不出来的事儿
Things you can't do
还真是有点难度
It's really a bit difficult
朱老师
teacher Zhu
二位 二位
Two-digit two-digit
先息怒 可否听我一言啊
Can you listen to me first?
这《西游记》中
In this "Journey to the West"
孙悟空怒杀强盗
Sun Wukong kills the robber
唐僧虽然气恼
Tang Seng is angry
却也念在这猴头年轻气盛
But I also think that this monkey head is young and vigorous
莽撞无边而选择了原谅
Reckless and chose to forgive
二位可否效仿先贤
Can the two follow suit
给个面子
Give face
化干戈为玉帛啊
Turn the gods into jade silk
既然你连这台阶都给我铺喽
Since you even gave me this step
看来我是不得不下了
It seems I have to go
但至于怎么去解决这个事
But as for how to solve this matter
我得好好想想
I have to think about it
我还有事 我就先走了
I have something to do so I will go first
我彻底被杨老师圈粉了
I was completely fanned by Teacher Yang
Handsome
下面呢 进行一下班会
Let's have a class meeting
第一项呢 选举班干部
The first item is to elect cadres
学校规定每个班
The school stipulates that each class
分男女两位班长
Divided into two squad leaders
有没有毛遂自荐的
Did you recommend yourself?
朱老师
teacher Zhu
我想竞选
I want to run
it is good
那么恭喜伍玥
So congratulations Wu Yue
当选咱们班的女班长
Was elected the female monitor of our class
至于这个男班长
As for this male monitor
我们就按照最传统的办法吧
Let's follow the most traditional method
高考成绩
SAT score
高考分数最高的同学是吧
The student with the highest score in the college entrance examination, right?
那不就和我当年
That's what I was
当选班长的条件是一样的
The conditions for being elected monitor are the same
不错
Not bad
优良的传统应该保留下来
Fine traditions should be preserved
我先走了
I go first
杨老师
Teacher Yang
打死你呀
Kill you
一会来一会走
Come soon
一会来一会走的
Will come soon
文韬同学
Wen Tao
恭喜你当选咱班的男班长
Congratulations on your election as the male monitor of our class
下面呢
Below
进行一下班会的第二项
The second item of the class meeting
请开学完成密室考验的同学
Please start the class to complete the secret room test
上台来领取白大褂一件
Come on stage to get a white coat
Hey
那么多白大褂
So many white coats
怎么偏偏没一件是我的
How come none is mine
密室考验那会儿
The Chamber of Secrets tested that time
虽然刚开始有点懵
Although it was a bit confusing at first
可后来大家越配合越好
Later, the more you cooperate, the better
明明那么努力
So hard
钥匙也换了
The key was changed
门也打开了
The door opened
密码也解出来了
The password is also solved
能做的都做了
Everything I can do
怎么就失败了呢
Why did it fail
答题的第一步是审题
The first step in answering questions is to examine the questions
小学老师没教过你吗
Did the elementary school teacher teach you
就算这是个游戏
Even if this is a game
我们也要扮演好医生的角色
We have to play the role of a good doctor
不是吗
Isn't it
一个游戏而已
Just a game
他这个体格
His physique
我是没把握把他给弄下去啊
I'm not sure about getting him down
再说了
Moreover
就算弄下去了
Even if you get it down
也最多多了一件白大褂而已
There is at most one more white coat
可是白大褂能去医院观摩呀
But the white coat can go to the hospital to watch
知难而退我倒是不反对
It is not against me to retreat from difficulties
但如果你真的成为了一名医生
But if you really become a doctor
你还有机会知难而退吗
Do you still have a chance to retreat
这件白大褂呢
What about this white coat
可不是一般的白大褂
It's not an ordinary white coat
是将来各位进出附属医院
It's everyone going in and out of the affiliated hospital
学习观摩的必备战衣呀
The necessary combat suit to learn to observe
这个入院观摩
This admission is observed
是咱们医学院新生的附加福利
Is a fringe benefit for freshmen of our medical school
仅此一次错过不补的
Only miss this once
并且
and
我院著名的
Our famous
胸外科主任
Director of Thoracic Surgery
高主任
Director Gao
明天将主刀一台
Tomorrow will be the main one
难度极大的
Extremely difficult
早期食管癌根治术
Radical surgery for early esophageal cancer
我们呢
What about us
也得到了去学习室观摩的特许
Also got the privilege to go to the study room to observe
朱老师
teacher Zhu
那你就不管我们这些
Then you don’t care about us
没有白大褂的同学了
No classmates in white coats
你们两位班长
You two squad leaders
就带着其余没有白大褂的同学
So I took the rest of my classmates without white coats
去教务处领一下教材吧
Go to the Academic Affairs Office to get some textbooks
望梅止渴
Wangmei quenches thirst
今天的班会呢就这样
Today's class meeting is like this
大家回去都准备一下啊
Everyone go back and prepare
等一下
Wait
朱老师
teacher Zhu
我有个疑问
I have a question
你说
You said
我想密室的正确答案
I think the correct answer for the secret room
应该不止有寻求帮助
There should be more than asking for help
这唯一一条路吧
This is the only way
如果有机会真的妥善处理伤情
If there is a chance to deal with the injury properly
并且成功地将伤员运送出大楼
And successfully transported the wounded out of the building
这应该也算挑战成功
This should be considered a challenge to success
不是吗
Isn't it
这是个非常好的问题啊
This is a very good question
那么伍玥
Then Wu Yue
老师来问你啊
Teacher asks you
你刚才的这番话里
In your remarks just now
最重要的信息是什么呢
What is the most important information?
是什么
What is it
信息是
The information is
是什么
What is it
把人治好
Heal people
是妥当和成功
Is proper and successful
没错
Yes
那是什么样的人
What kind of person is that
在这种危机情况下
In this crisis situation
有最大可能性达到
Have the greatest possibility to reach
妥当和成功的程度呢
How appropriate and successful
医生
Doctors
医生
Doctors
也许是在座大多数人
Maybe most people here
未来的属性之一
One of the attributes of the future
但在当下这一刻
But at this moment
你们
you guys
只是一名
Just one
医学生
Medical Students
一字之差
One word difference
却差之千里
But a thousand miles away
有道理
Makes sense
毫不夸张地说啊
It is no exaggeration to say
一名糊涂的医学生
A confused medical student
要比一个不懂医的人
Than someone who doesn’t understand medicine
要恐怖得多
Much scarier
怎么样 伍玥
How about Wu Yue
心服口服
Convinced oral
那咱们散会
Let's break up
各位身体强壮
Everybody is strong
精力充沛的成年人们
Energetic adults
你们谁要跟我一起去领书呀
Who are you going to collect books with me?
这两个形容词
These two adjectives
简直就是我的真实写照
It's just my true portrayal
当然一起呀
Of course together
我也要去
I also need to go
女生们都回去吧
Girls go back
对啊 雨时 你们先回去
Yeah, you go back when it rains
帮你们拿啊
Help you
那我们先回去了
Then we go back first
谢谢临床二班的骑士们
Thank you, the Knights of Clinical Class Two
谢谢 谢谢
thanks, thanks
走了
gone
看来你还真不把自己当女生
It seems that you really don't think of yourself as a girl
总比某些行事龌龊
It's better than some actions
还硬装正人君子强
Also pretend to be a good man
兄弟
brothers
什么也别说了
Don't say anything
真的
Really
he
拍了我一下
Pat me
这应该是一个原谅的信号 对吧
This should be a sign of forgiveness, right?
这是属于心理学范畴
This belongs to the category of psychology
我道行太浅 没办法回答你
I’m too shallow to answer you
你们几个人搬这几摞书
How many of you carry these stacks of books
肯定就绰绰有余了
Certainly more than enough
我就不跟着瞎凑热闹了
I won't go along with the noise
省得我溅一身血
Save me blood
那我们一会儿
Then we will
帮女生把书搬回宿舍的事儿
To help girls move books back to their dorms
你就也不用参与啦
You don't have to participate
居然还有这种项目
There are actually such projects
那位大三的师姐
The junior sister
是不是也住那栋楼啊
Do you live in that building too?
有福同享 有难同当
Blessed and enjoyable
这是我应该做的
This is what I should do
走着走着 快 快
Walk and walk quickly
Enter
老师 您好
Hello, teacher
老师好
Hello teacher
老师好
Hello teacher
临床二班的 是吧
The second clinical class, right?
拿走吧
Take it away
it is good
来吧
bring it on
雄风满到溢出来
The wind is overflowing
无处安放的兄弟们
Brothers nowhere
开始你们的表演
Start your performance
这算什么
what is this
我可是深蹲一百二十公斤的量级
I'm squatting on the order of 120kg
可以呀 兄弟
Ok brother
怎么样
how about it
让我看一眼 看一眼
Let me take a look
你怪逗的 兄弟
Your funny brother
走啦
Leave
搬吧
Move it
你们先
You first
先走 先走
Go first
看一眼
Have a look
阿姨
Aunt
您能跟我透露一下
Can you tell me
您平时都用什么化妆品吗
What cosmetics do you usually use?
我好推荐给我妈使使
I recommend it to my mother
您这皮肤瞅着也就三十
Your skin is only thirty
你少跟我臭贫
You're less stupid with me
我就给你们五分钟时间
I will give you five minutes
把书放上去麻利儿给我下来
Put the book up and give it to Mali
身份证 学生证给我押这
Student ID card to charge me
我可给你记着时呢
I can remember it for you
回来了
came back
回来啦
I'm home
还有一批呢
There are still a batch
你那帮骑士给你驮着呢
Where are your knights for you?
我还有快递没拿
I still didn't take the courier
伍玥
Wu Yue
你等等啊
You wait
Hey
雨时
Rain time
有快递是吧
Is there a courier?
行行行 没事没事
OK, OK, OK, OK
我给你拿上去啊
I'll get it for you
嗯 515
Um 515
多谢了
Thanks a lot
谁啊
Who
万能的骑士喽
Almighty Knight
骑士 谁呀
Knight who
看见了吧
see that
这小姑娘们
These little girls
有什么解决不了的大难题
What big problem can't be solved
第一个想到的还是我
I was the first to think of me
你们先上去
Go up first
我目前的角色得暂时转化为
My current role has to be temporarily transformed into
一名风流倜傥的邮差
A handsome and suave postman
阿姨麻烦515快递
Aunty trouble 515 express
Come
Come
十六岁正在长身体
Sixteen years old is growing body
你不能这么摧残我
You can't ruin me like this
Row
Come
大禹
Dayu
慢 慢点啊 一扬
Take your time slowly
女生宿舍走廊的味道
The smell of the girls' dormitory corridor
果然不一样
It really is different
和在校园里看到的
And what you see on campus
简直两个样子
Almost two looks
这里
Here
辛苦啦 辛苦啦
Hard work hard work
谢谢啊
thank you
女寝重地 闲人免进
Women sleep heavily
放这就行了 谢谢啊
Just let it go, thank you
谢谢
Thank you
五分钟快到了
Five minutes is coming
我就先走了
I will go first
等一下 大禹还没上来呢
Wait, Dayu hasn't come up yet
道貌岸然
Good manners
希望你不是在说我
Hope you're not talking about me
不出意外的话
If nothing unexpected
她说的应该就是你
She should be you
你旁边这两位
The two next to you
顶多算得上是色欲熏心
At most it's lustful
按照你刚才说的
As you just said
如果你不是在看我
If you are not watching me
那你是怎么判断出我的样子的
How did you judge me?
如果你还把自己
If you still treat yourself
当一个女生的话
When being a girl
希望你管好自己的眼睛
I hope you take care of your eyes
高一扬
Gao Yiyang
你给我说清楚你
Tell me clearly you
说什么呢
What to say
施洁师姐好
Sister Shi Jie is good
你不是那个什么
What are you
心动过速吗
Tachycardia
跑这儿浪来了
The waves come here
我这不是遵医嘱嘛
I'm not following the doctor's advice
那敢情好
Dare to love
来 扫扫二维码
Come and scan the QR code
没事儿帮我跑跑腿什么的
It's okay to help me run errands or something
全当运动了
It's time to exercise
好嘞
okay
ok
ok
来来来 你们都帮忙扫一个啊
Come here, you guys all help scan one
扫过了都
Swept through
对 我们扫过了
Swept over us
行 我们进去吧
Let's go in
伍玥 我来帮你吧
Wu Yue, let me help you
不用 我自己来就行 文韬
You can do it without me
来 扫一下
Come scan
雨时 我们进去
We go in when it rains
小心
Be careful
对了 我刚在楼下
By the way, I was just downstairs
碰到你们班那个什么姚舜禹了
I met Yao Shunyu in your class.
这孩子不知道怎么回事
This kid doesn't know what's going on
虚的不行
Virtual
我店里有六味地黄丸
I have Liuwei Dihuang Wan in my shop
记得让他下一单啊
Remember to make him the next order
走了
gone
拜拜 师妹
Bye bye sister
拜拜 师姐
Bye sister
伍玥 哎呦我的妈呀
Wu Yue, my mother!
就这点东西就累成这样
This thing is so tired
你是淘宝了一块陨石吗
Did you Taobao have a meteorite?
哑铃而已
Dumbbells only
哥们儿 我建议你
Buddy i suggest you
你也购一套吧
You buy one too
就你这体格离当医生还差得远了
Your body is far from being a doctor
谢了
Thanks
不用谢了
No need to thank
大禹
Dayu
你用这个擦擦汗吧
Use this to wipe your sweat
谢谢啊
thank you
雪中送炭的妹子最可爱了啊
The girl who sent charcoal in the snow is the cutest
Come
走了啊
Gone
累死我了
I'm exhausted
要怎样才能弄到白大褂
How can I get a white coat
去医院观摩高教授的手术呢
Go to the hospital to observe Professor Gao's surgery
伍玥
Wu Yue
你怎么了
what happened to you
没事
Nothing
对了
correct
我跟七星和文静都说好了
I told Qixing and Wenjing
明天晚上我们宿舍聚餐
Dinner in our dormitory tomorrow night
就在西门的火锅店
Right at the hot pot restaurant in Ximen
明天啊
tomorrow
怎么了
what happened
你有事吗
Are you alright
没有
No
那说好了啊
That's all right
书上说孤独是人类的
The book says that loneliness is human
一种自然属性
A natural attribute
就像动物要分群居和独居一样
Just like animals have to live in groups and live alone
为了驱散孤独
In order to dispel loneliness
许多动物都选择了群居
Many animals have chosen to live in groups
而人类也不例外
And humans are no exception
我们读书 娱乐
Our book entertainment
甚至交友 恋爱
Even dating
或许都是因为害怕孤独吧
Maybe it’s because of fear of loneliness
而今天算是踏入了
And today is stepping in
群居生活的第一步吧
The first step in group living
来 文静 喝口水啊
Laiwen, drink some water
不用了
不要拒绝我
no need Don't refuse me
谢谢
Thank you
别害怕
Do not be afraid
害怕的话就不要盯着看了
Don’t stare if you’re scared
忍一忍一会儿就好了
Just bear with it for a while
大禹
Dayu
你用这个擦擦汗吧
Use this to wipe your sweat
谢谢啊
thank you
雪中送炭的妹子最可爱了啊
The girl who sent charcoal in the snow is the cutest
Come
走了
gone
心率
Heart rate
爱情的信号
Signal of love
心跳加速 双手出汗
Heartbeat accelerates sweating in both hands
呼吸急促
Shortness of breath
施洁师姐说
Sister Shi Jie said
孙时佗是因为打游戏
Sun Shituo is playing games
而窦性心动过速
Sinus tachycardia
可姚舜禹知道
But Yao Shunyu knew
孙时佗这家伙绝对是
Sun Shituo this guy is definitely
恋 爱 了
Fall in love
据科学研究显示
According to scientific research
人与人吸引的过程
The process of attracting people
一部分与生理唤醒有关
Partly related to physiological arousal
当你喜欢上一个人
When you like someone
大脑会发出信号
The brain sends out signals
开始分泌肾上腺素
Start to secrete adrenaline
血压和心率都会提升
Blood pressure and heart rate will increase
尤其当这个人出现在你面前时
Especially when this person appears in front of you
对就是那种小鹿乱撞的感觉
Yeah, it’s the feeling
而那小鹿其实就是
And the deer is actually
你激动的小心脏
Your excited little heart
你呢
遇到那个让你心跳加速的人了吗
How about you Did you meet the person who made your heart beat faster?
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