Chinese Zero to Hero
【ENG SUB】童雨时被高冷男神打击自尊 伍玥创建“肱二头社” 非处方青春 06 | Youth Unprescribed 06
July 15, 2020
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男子汉大丈夫 一言九鼎啊
The man's husband said a lot
你 你不要这样地看着我
You don't look at me like this
我的脸会变成红苹果
My face will turn into a red apple
朱老师的课
Teacher Zhu's class
你和伍玥一组吧
You and Wu Yue group
那我还是考虑一下
Then I still think about it
合唱团的邀约吧
The invitation of the choir
不得不说
have to say
你真的提了一个全世界
You really mentioned a whole world
最无理的要求
The most unreasonable request
没有之一
none of them
不然怎么能显示出
Otherwise how can it show
你邀我入团的诚意呢
Your sincerity in inviting me to join the group
其实吧
Actually
只要这搭档不是高一扬就行
As long as this partner is not Gao Yang
这世界一下子就晴朗了
The world is clear all at once
包在我身上
I will handle it
明天
tomorrow
明天我就把一个崭新的搭档
I will put a brand new partner tomorrow
送到你的面前
Delivered to you
希望到时候童雨时小姐姐
I hope Miss Tong Yushi will come
也可以把入团申请表填好
You can also fill out the application form
交给我好吗
Leave it to me
就这样
that's it
拜拜
Bye bye
拜拜
Bye bye
拜拜
Bye bye
伍玥
Wu Yue
你这话倒是自救了
You've saved yourself
可是我
But i
实在对不起
I'm so sorry
之前是我宿舍一哥们儿
I used to be a buddy in my dormitory
在那儿瞎捣乱
Mess there
不然怎么可能掉线呢
Otherwise, how could it go offline?
放心 放心
Rest assured
这次绝对不会再挂机了
I will never hang up again this time
开吧 咱们血战到底
Let's go to the end
星期天我去逛街
I go shopping on Sunday
逛来逛去看到一位小姐
Wander around to see a lady
一头乌溜溜的长头发
Long black hair
她一转身 我的天
As soon as she turned around
她的鼻子有点歪歪的
Her nose is a little crooked
她的眼神有点怪怪的
Her eyes are a little weird
大哥 你干吗呢
Brother, what are you doing?
我忽然有点想
I suddenly thought
干嘛
Why
拜托啊 大佬
Please, big brother
我在这儿五黑呢
I'm five black here
不都跟你说了吗
Didn't I tell you all?
只要你帮我解决
As long as you help me solve
那一百份盒饭的问题
The problem with the one hundred lunch
我就对你唯命是从 以身相许
I will do my best to you
这次
this time
是另一件事
Is another thing
你怎么就盯上我了呢
Why are you staring at me?
人家文韬岁数小
Wentao is young
你欺负他去啊
You bullied him
我要是能拆散文韬 文静
If I could dismantle the essay Tao Wenjing
这俩学霸
These two school bullies
我还用出此下策来求你啊
I still beg for you
放心
rest assured
这次
this time
可是一喜讯
But good news
那趁我载入这会儿赶紧说吧
Then let me hurry up and say it now
不然我的红都让人给反了
Otherwise, my reds will make people feel bad
我帮你解决那一百盒盒饭
I'll help you solve those hundred boxes of lunch
并且
and
你还不用加入话剧社了
You don't need to join the drama club
怎么样
how about it
够不够喜
Happy enough
有这好事
Have this good thing
当然
of course
我也是有条件的
I am also conditional
可能都睡了
May be asleep
才九点就睡了
I went to bed at nine
这么罕见
So rare
我替我的肌肤谢谢你
I thank you for my skin
小意思
Small meaning
那谁来给我好不容易进入休眠的
Who will give me sleep?
大脑道个歉呀
Apologize to your brain
我的妈呀
Oh my God
你是在扮演印第安人吗
Are you playing an indian
本来
originally
对于打扰我待机升级的你们
For those who disturb my standby upgrade
我是想
I think
不过 既然你都叫我妈了
But since you called my mother
那我就勉为其难地原谅你吧
Then I will forgive you
这还是个会占便宜的印第安人
This is an Indian who will take advantage
脾气很大嘛你
You have a bad temper
有吗
Have it
你过来 过来 过来
You come here
你坐这儿
You sit here
我以德报怨
I complain with virtue
免费帮你疏导一下好不好呀
Let me help you for free, okay?
行啊
Okay
好好想一想
Think about it
现在困扰你的问题是什么
What is the problem that bothers you now
我想知道
I would like to know
这姚舜禹能不能帮我解决问题
Can Yao Shunyu help me solve the problem
什么
what
朱老师的课你要让我跟伍玥一组
Teacher Zhu's class, you want me to join Wu Yue
我就知道天下没有免费的盒饭
I knew there was no free lunch
那是自然
That is nature
和谐社会一切讲求公平公正
Harmonious society emphasizes fairness and justice
在你得到好处的同时
While you benefit
相应也要付出一丢丢的代价
Correspondingly, you have to pay a lost price
你这话说得没毛病
You said nothing wrong
那既然让我答应你的要求
Then let me promise your request
老铁 你是不是得表示表示
Old iron, do you have to express
这样吧
How about this
我也不杀熟
I am not familiar
咱们彼此都诚恳一点
Let's be sincere to each other
没别的要求
No other request
就是盒饭的数量
Is the number of bento
可以增加到
Can be increased to
两百份
Two hundred copies
兄弟
brothers
你属狮子的吗
Are you a lion
这么大胃口
Such a big appetite
没事啊
It's alright
买卖不成仁义在
Trading is not benevolent
就当你没有求过我也行
Just if you haven’t asked me
反正我这局游戏就要开了
Anyway, my game is about to open
出门的话
If you go out
请把门给带上
Please bring the door
一百二十份
120 copies
份份三荤一素
Three servings
外加一颗卤蛋 成吗
Plus a braised egg
你说我是去对面反野呢
You said I was going to fight against the other side
还是在自家野区平稳开局呢
Or is it a smooth start in their homeland?
一百五十份啊
150 copies
已经是我最大的诚意啦
Already my greatest sincerity
adc猥琐发育好
adc lewd and well developed
我没q的时候别开团
Don’t open a group when I don’t have q
这现在年轻人怎么都这么贪呢
Why are young people so greedy now?
大禹 你干吗
What are you doing, Dayu?
买卖这种事情
Buy and sell such things
就是一个愿打 一个愿挨是不是
Is it a willingness to beat a willingness to suffer?
我也没有强迫你
I didn't force you
要不姚老板 你再考虑考虑
Otherwise, boss Yao, you should consider
怎么个情况
What happened
换组这么牵一发动全身的事情
Change the group so that the whole body is triggered
你怎么会这么天真的以为
Why are you so naive?
只要搞定姚舜禹就可以解决了呢
As long as Yao Shunyu is able to solve it
那你考虑过姚舜禹的小伙伴
Then you considered Yao Shunyu's friends
答不答应吗
Do you agree
要换给姚舜禹的小伙伴
To be exchanged for Yao Shunyu’s partner
答不答应呢
Yes or no
被换给姚舜禹的
Was replaced by Yao Shunyu
小伙伴的小伙伴答不答应呢
Do your friends agree?
这么多小伙伴
So many friends
和小伙伴的小伙伴
Friends with friends
你都能搞定吗
Can you do it
那你说怎么办啊
What do you say?
那办不办的
Do it or not
得有贵人相助才可以呀
You need someone to help
那贵不贵的
That expensive
人在哪儿呢
Where are people
远在天边
Far away
近在眼前呀
In front of you
那你赶紧行动
Then you hurry up
帮我把这关呀
Help me turn this off
疼 疼 疼
Hurt hurt
你这个
you this
轻点
lighter
我这可是货真价实的肉身
This is my real body
又不是你的握力器
Not your grip
这般可好
So good
小玥子 换一只
Xiao Yuezi change one
Ugh
雨时
Rain time
借一颗
Borrow one
不用还了
No need to pay back
我跟你讲啊
Let me tell you
可不是我夸张
It's not my exaggeration
搞定这么多小伙伴这种事情
Handle such a lot of friends
可不是闹着玩的
It's not a joke
会花费我很大力气的
Will cost me a lot of energy
但好在你是伍玥呀
But fortunately, you are Wu Yue
只要你时刻以服务我为己任
As long as you always serve me
而且无论什么时候
And whenever
只要我呼叫
As long as i call
你都不能拒绝我
You can't refuse me
陪吃 陪睡 陪学习的各类请求
Various requests to accompany eating, sleeping and studying
你要是能做到以上这一点
If you can do this
我有九成的把握
I have 90% confidence
能够帮你平稳地度过这段危险期
Can help you through this dangerous period smoothly
没问题啊
no problem
不就是三陪吗
Isn't it escort?
怎么样
how about it
现在进行哪一项啊
Which one to do now
童雨时那个葡萄不错
That grape was good when I was in the rain
再来一颗
One more
得嘞
Win
姚舜禹
Yao Shunyu
接个电话啊
Answer a call
Hey
什么
what
此话当真
Take this seriously
兄弟 你能力超强
Brother you are super capable
行 行 行
Line by line
it is good
雨时
Rain time
Hey
Row
拜拜
Bye bye
同志们
Comrades
终于等到这一刻到来了
Finally wait till this moment comes
我正式宣布啊
I officially announced
由于姚舜禹同学的不懈努力
Thanks to the unremitting efforts of Yao Shunyu
在实验课上的分组
Grouping in the experimental class
我伍玥和高一扬正式解绑
Wu Yue and Gao Yiyang officially untied
并与孙时佗同学
And with Sun Shituo
形成亲密战友
Form close comrades-in-arms
鼓掌
applaud
托您的福
thanks to you
我也被迫接到邀请
I was also forced to receive an invitation
正式加入了我校话剧社
Officially joined our school drama club
当然
of course
这次结果
This time the result
离不开童大仙女的帮助
Can't do without the help of the fairy girl
谢谢啊
thank you
等会儿
Wait a minute
现在就变成
Now it becomes
我和高一扬一组啦
Gao Yiyang and I are in a group
伍玥
Wu Yue
伍玥
Wu Yue
洗洗睡 洗洗睡
Wash sleep sleep wash sleep
伍玥
Wu Yue
你组也换好啦
Change your group too
是不是该报恩啦
Should I repay it?
说吧
Say it
只要我能办到
As long as i can do it
绝不含糊
Absolutely unambiguous
倒也没什么难的
It's not difficult
买我
Buy me
一百份盒饭
One hundred lunch
what
一百份
One hundred
你找什么兼职啦
What are you looking for?
再说我哪需要这么多盒饭呀
Besides, why do I need so many lunch boxes?
换组就等于一百份盒饭
Change group is equal to one hundred lunch
你就说干不干吧
You can do it or not
我想想啊
I think about it
Row
那个现在 吉他社三个
There are three guitar clubs now
合唱团两个
Chorus two
下面是话剧社
The following is the drama club
麻烦参加话剧社的同学
Trouble attending the drama club
请举下手
Please raise your hand
班长
Squad leader
我都替你算好了
I'll do it for you
加上有事先走的高一扬和童雨时
Plus Gao Yiyang and Tong Yu
再算上此时站在讲台上的你
If you count on you on the podium
话剧社在咱们班
The drama club is in our class
共有九名社员
There are nine members
简直长脸啊
Just a long face
那下面没有举手同学
There are no students raising their hands below
就是没有参加社团活动了对吧
I didn’t participate in the club activities, right?
班长
Squad leader
还有我
And I
你是什么社团
What club are you
成功者协会
Winners Association
有什么好笑的
what's so funny
我就觉得成功者协会挺好的
I think the winners’ association is good
听说我们的孙时佗同学
I heard that our classmate Sun Shituo
绞尽脑汁地想要加入
Struggling to join
都没有成功
No success
说明我们文静同学有实力
Explain that our classmate Wen Jing is capable
对吧
Right
韬儿
Taoer
你先把我的名字给写上
You write my name first
毕竟某些同学啊
After all, some classmates
答应了我一些条件
Promised me some conditions
我有把握
I'm sure
明天就把成功者协会的录取通知
Tomorrow's admission notice for the successful association
拿给你看
Show you
你说是吧 姚舜禹
You say yes, Yao Shunyu
看来这次
It seems this time
你势必得帮我解决
You must help me solve it
这盒饭问题了
There is a problem with this lunch
散会吧
Break up
等一下
Wait
文韬
Wen Tao
如果要成立新社团
If you want to set up a new society
要走什么流程啊
What is the process?
这么拼哪 哥们儿
Buddy
今天约你出来
Ask you out today
是因为得知你和伍玥换了组
Because I learned that you and Wu Yue changed teams
所以想跟你聊一下关于作业的事
So I want to talk to you about homework
you
如果你不介意的话
if you do not mind
我可能要跟你换个位置
I might want to change position with you
因为我有间歇性密集恐惧症
Because I have intermittent intensive phobia
你身后这面
The side behind you
复制粘贴出来的立方体
Copy and paste the cube
已经快让我抓狂了
Already driving me crazy
并且现在快四点了
And it's almost four o'clock now
我最好还是调整一下
I better adjust it
准备进入整点休眠状态
Ready to go to sleep
所以接下来的十分钟
So the next ten minutes
你就不要期望我能跟你对话了
Don't expect me to talk to you
Row
你说
You said
你们俩是来讨论作业的
You two are here to discuss the assignment
是啊
Yes
讨论出什么结果来了吗
Did you discuss any results?
目前还没有什么眉目
There is no eyebrow yet
不过
but
我倒是见识了一下
I saw it for a while
特别人的厉害
Special people
我说兄弟
I said brother
你这把人女孩儿约出来
You've made an appointment
你得把人家的爱好喜恶
You have to like people's hobbies
都调查清楚
Investigate all
要不然你不踩雷谁踩雷
Otherwise, you don’t step on the mine
那你今天来干嘛的
What are you doing today?
别告诉我是路过
Don't tell me it's passing by
我今天来呢
I'm here today
就是给你示范一下
Just to show you
约女孩儿喝下午茶的
Meet girls for afternoon tea
正确打开方式
The correct way to open
蓝大仙儿
Lan Daxian
受累打听一下
Inquire about it
童雨时平时最喜欢喝什么呀
What does Tong Yu usually like to drink?
蓝同学正在休眠呢
Classmate Lan is sleeping
为了避免你给我做错误示范
In order to avoid you doing the wrong demonstration for me
我决定帮帮你
I decided to help you
你给她点杯冰美式
You give her a glass of ice
应该不会错
Shouldn't be wrong
冰美式
Ice American
可以啊 兄弟
Ok brother
谢了啊
Thanks
不是
Not
你怎么知道
how do you know
我只知道你不快点点餐
I just know you don’t order
你就会彻底演砸了
You will be completely destroyed
姑娘们
Girls
都出来吧
Come out
我要宣布件大事
I want to announce a major event
我就要建社团啦
I will build a club
我要做社长
I want to be president
准备取名啊
Ready to name
举铁社
Jutieshe
怎么样
how about it
洋不洋气
Foreign
她们都有约出门啦
They all have an appointment
文静
Quiet
只有你在宿舍啊
Only you are in the dormitory
不好意思啊
I'm sorry
我刚才在阳台调配乳液配方
I just prepared a lotion formula on the balcony
没有听见你进来
Didn't hear you come in
什么乳液
What lotion
我最近加入了成功者协会
I recently joined the winners’ association
你知道的嘛
You know
施洁师姐在研究一款新的乳液
Sister Shi Jie is working on a new lotion
我在帮她做试用品
I'm helping her to make test supplies
文静
Quiet
我有一个不情之请
I have a ruthless please
我想问一下
I want to ask
你对我们举铁社
You give us the iron society
感不感兴趣
Not interested
遇上某个命中注定的人的感受
The feeling of meeting someone destined
就像是这杯咖啡
Like this cup of coffee
喝上一口
Take a sip
就会失眠好久
It will cause insomnia for a long time
所以一般过了中午
So it's usually past noon
我就不碰咖啡啦
I won't touch the coffee
这次你约我出来
You asked me out this time
是要聊作业吗
Do you want to talk about homework?
这 上来就说作业
Here comes homework
多见外呀
See more
这样你先坐一下
So you sit down first
我去趟洗手间啊
I'm going to the bathroom
那桌加一杯红枣茶
Add a cup of red date tea to the table
赶紧把那杯咖啡撤了
Quickly withdraw that cup of coffee
it is good
女生对鲜花没有抵抗力
Girls have no resistance to flowers
这么简单的道理
So simple
我哪有不懂啊
I don’t understand
可是我这上哪儿找花儿去啊我
But where can I find flowers here?
七星 你们聊什么呢
Qixing, what are you talking about?
关于朱老师的作业
About Teacher Zhu's Homework
我还想多做做样本调查
I also want to do more sample surveys
这么说的话
Saying so
我也是样本之一喽
I am also one of the samples
那天的谈话
The conversation that day
你的确启发了我不少
You really inspired me a lot
所以我回去整理了一些资料
So I went back and compiled some information
想要请教你一下
I would like to ask you
不知道你现在有没有空
I don't know if you are free now
既然追求了样本的多样性
Since the diversity of samples is pursued
又何必再回过头来找我呢
Why bother looking for me again
你们慢聊
Talk slowly
雨时
Rain time
你知道男女之间
You know between men and women
最大的差异是什么吗
What is the biggest difference
什么
what
go with
男生是理性动物
Boys are rational animals
女生是感性动物
Girls are sensual animals
男生通过缜密地思考与判断
Boys think and judge carefully
判断究竟要送哪个女生花儿
Decide which girl flower to send
而女生
And girls
通常是感性外加感动地
Usually emotionally and emotionally
收下这朵花儿
Accept this flower
早知道你不会说什么干货
I knew you wouldn’t say anything dry
你再说话 老子一杯咖啡泼死你
If you talk to me again, a cup of coffee will pour you
理论很有趣
Theory is interesting
实践 还有待进步
Practice needs to be improved
下次呢
Next time
记得理性地思考一下
Remember to think rationally
送什么花儿比较好
What flowers are better
毕竟
after all
花儿啊
Flowers
有颜色才好看嘛
It’s beautiful only with colors
七星
Seven Stars
你离苏醒还有一分钟吧
Are you one minute away from waking up?
坚持住哦 七星
Hold on to Seven Stars
我先走了
I go first
我也走了
I also left
先生 您账没结呢
Sir
挂那桌上
Hang on that table
我看你今天不太方便
I don't think it's convenient for you today
我就先走了
I will go first
我刚才真是度过了我人生中
I really spent my life just now
最漫长的十分钟
The longest ten minutes
接下来我要说话 请你听好
Next I want to speak, please listen
请不要打断我
Please don't interrupt me
如果你执意要记笔记的话呢
If you insist on taking notes
希望你的手速跟得上
I hope your speed can keep up
女人极易怦然心动
Women are very easy to heartbeat
这样的结论你是怎么得出来的
How did you come to this conclusion
年龄 星座 生肖
Age horoscope zodiac
血型 地域
Blood type region
外加各种不确定指标
Plus various uncertain indicators
多少种元素的排列组合
How many permutations and combinations of elements
才能形成了一个特定的人
To form a specific person
请问高一扬同学
May I ask Gao Yiyang
你知道一个AB型血
You know an AB blood type
属狗且摩羯座的女生
Dog and Capricorn girl
会有什么样的特征吗
What are the characteristics?
我觉得你有点上纲上线
I think you are a little bit online
你难道会称两岁的婴童为女人吗
Would you call a two-year-old baby a woman?
每个个体对于事件的反应
Each individual's response to the event
多半是要看他的成长经历
Mostly depends on his growth experience
以及教育程度这些后天因素的
And the acquired factors of education level
我所总结的特征
Features I summarize
只是这个个体所在群体的
It’s just that the individual is in the group
突出表现而已
Outstanding performance
后天因素中
Acquired factors
就更应该在意前因经过了呀
You should care about the past
就凭童雨时刚才的一个举动
Based on Tong Yu's previous move
你就下这种结论
You come to this conclusion
那未免也太草率了吧
That would be too hasty
别的女孩儿就不说了
Other girls will not say it
她可是女人的终极形态
She is the ultimate form of a woman
你刚刚的总结简直就是以偏概全
What you just summarized is just a partial overview
样本研究本来就是由点及面
The sample research originally consisted of points and faces
我又不可能把全世界的女人
I can't take women from all over the world
都了解一遍再去写论文啊
You know everything and write the thesis again
况且我也没有恶意呀
Besides, I am not malicious
我只是想跟你说
I just want to tell you
你那套形而上的东西
Your metaphysical set
在学术研究道路上
On the road to academic research
是行不通的
Won't work
我算是看明白了
I understand
咱俩这种拉郎配的组合
Our combination of Lalang
合作起来肯定是磨难重重
It must be hard to work together
你刚刚的总结
What you just summarized
也充分证明了这一点
Also fully proved this
所以我们今天就趁早解散
So we disbanded early today
不要互相折磨了
Don't torture each other
友情提示
friendly reminder
不要把你今天的片面结论
Don't take your one-sided conclusion today
写进论文里
Write into the paper
否则害人害己
Otherwise harm others
孺子不可教
Ruzi is not teachable
你确定 就这么整
You're so sure
行 就这样
Just like that
彩印一百份
One hundred color prints
谢谢老板
thank you boss
那行 里面取去吧
Take it from that line
Row
你在哪儿哦
Where are you
我现在就去找你
I'll go find you now
我现在急需你这个全阳命
I urgently need your whole life
给我缓缓神
Give me slow
我算是领教到了高一扬大神的
I've been taught by Gao Yiyang
思维威力
Power of thinking
也明白你对他的痛恨从何而来
Also understand where your hatred for him comes from
统一战线甚是欣慰啊
The United Front is very pleased
但毕竟是因为我
But after all, it's because of me
才让你沦落到
So that you are reduced to
这与敌为伍的地步
This is where the enemy is
不如这样
Not as good as this
我将功折罪
I will punish
给你请个官儿当当 怎么样
How about asking you to be an official
也不是不可以
Is not impossible
不过我有个先决条件
But I have a prerequisite
你这段时间必须让我跟你
You must let me follow you during this time
形影不离
inseparable
我作为举铁社的社长
As the president of Jutie
我怎么会让你这个
How can i make you this
未来的副社长
Future vice president
离我太远嘛
Is too far away from me
这个职称我倒是没什么意见
I don't have any opinion on this title
就是这个社名
Is the name of this company
怎么听着那么像
How does it sound so
邪 邪教组织啊
Cult organization
what
你要不换一换
Do you want to change
韬儿
Taoer
Big
我本来以为
I thought
只有女生才会极易怦然心动
Only girls will be easily tempted
看来是我想得片面
It seems that I want to be one-sided
此话怎讲
how do I say this
显而易见啊
Obvious
我眼前就有一条心动过速的
There is a tachycardia in front of me
漏网之鱼
Fish in the net
你试过追女生吗
Have you tried chasing girls
你试过无时无刻不在想
You have tried to think all the time
怎么追这个女孩儿吗
How to chase this girl
你试过送你追的女生一朵花
Have you tried to send a girl you chase a flower
反而被她暖了一趴吗
Was she warmed up instead?
没试过
untested
你看看
Take a look
没试过
untested
没试过就没有发言权嘛
You have no right to speak before you try
你要勇敢地抬起头
Raise your head bravely
去试一试嘛
Go give it a try
勇敢地抬起头
Raise your head bravely
去试一试
Try it
大禹
Dayu
这是我补的话剧社申请表
This is my application form for the drama club
你看一下
Take a look
看看
Look at
试一试嘛
Give it a try
怎么样
how about it
真想好啦
I really want to
我想来试一试
I want to give it a try
这就对了
now it's right
社长 你要的人
President, the person you want
我给你带来了
I brought you
小张
Xiao Zhang
赶紧给这位新社员做个登记
Hurry up and make a registration for this new member
姓名 电话 身高 体重
Name Phone Height Weight
兴趣 爱好
hobby
忌口什么的
Taboo
都给我记仔细了啊
Remember me carefully
it is good
这位同学 这边登记一下
This classmate registers here
来 这儿登记啊
Come here to register
办事能力突出
Outstanding ability
很值得鼓励
Very worthy of encouragement
那那个道具组的成员
That member of the props group
搜罗得怎么样啦
How is the search
收服人心这件事嘛
Conquer the heart
咱得慢慢来 是吧
We have to take it slowly
Row
我可是已经把你视为心腹了啊
I already think of you as a confidant
别给我丢人
Don't embarrass me
承蒙社长抬爱
President Mao's love
绝不辜负社长的信任
Never let down the trust of the president
社长 其实我还真的带了一份
President, I actually brought a copy
别的福利过来
Come on for other benefits
这家店的老板
The owner of this shop
是我哥们儿
It's my buddy
他们家的盒饭啊
Their lunch box
物美价廉 童叟无欺
Good quality and low price
还送货上门
Home delivery
这要是咱们排练以后的晚餐
If this is our dinner after rehearsal
从他们家出
Out of their house
能省一大笔开销呢
Can save a lot of money
社长 您看
President, look
这是下一周的订单
This is the order for next week
一百份
One hundred
您觉得怎么样
What do you think
聪明又能干
Smart and capable
我决定提拔你为
I decided to promote you to
道具组临时小组长
Temporary team leader of props group
道具组
Props group
继续努力啊
Keep working hard
高一扬同学 还临时
Gao Yiyang is still temporary
表格填着累吗
Are the forms filled with fatigue?
字多不多
Few words
累不累
Tired
要不我帮你写啊
Should I write it for you
不用了 谢谢
No thanks
热吗
is it hot
辛苦了
Worked hard
字不错
Good word
往两边走 对对对
Go right and right
一定要平整啊
It must be smooth
来 上面一点
Come a little above
对 您看看
Look at you
对对 看那边
Right over there
那边 那边 对对对
Over there over right
很好 谢谢
Row Fine thanks
太极生两仪
Tai Chi Sheng Yi
两仪生四象
Two instruments and four images
四象生八卦
Sixiangsheng Bagua
八卦不像话
Gossip
同学们
classmates
你们还在每天利用那点难得的
You still use that rare one every day
业余时间
Free time
八卦 谈恋爱吗
Gossip about falling in love
你们还在每天担负着
You are still bearing every day
繁重学业的同时
While heavy schooling
生活不规律吗
Is life irregular?
Come
都了解一下
Have a look
来认识一下
Come to know
外科医生的支柱
Surgeon's Pillar
肱二头肌
Biceps
来 都进来
Come in
都进来这边看看
here and have a look
蓝副社长
Vice President Lan
赶紧的 赶紧的
Hurry up
给同学们看看手相去
Show palms to classmates
来来来 同学
Come come classmates
这边 这边
Here and here
来 来 来
Come here
快来看看吧
Come take a look
成功者协会自主研发的
Independently developed by the Winners Association
凝式复颜乳
Gel-type complexion milk
看看吧 凝式复颜乳
Take a look
自主研发 好用不贵
Independent research is easy to use and not expensive
纯植物提取的
Pure plant extract
特别 好
Very good
怎么啦
what's wrong
我们的小太阳丧着个脸
Our little sun lost its face
雨时
Rain time
你要不要试试我们协会的乳液啊
Would you like to try our association lotion?
纯植物提取 效果特别好
Pure plant extraction effect is particularly good
你在宿舍见过我做的成分表的
You have seen the ingredient list I made in the dormitory
对吧
Right
你试试吧
You try
文静 你知道的
Wenjing you know
我这个人吧
Me this one
对于用在脸上的东西
For the things used on the face
比较挑剔
Relatively picky
雨时 你就当帮帮忙吧
You should help when it rains
我觉得这个还
I think this is still
这就是正常使用步骤
This is the normal use steps
是吧 小文静
Right, Xiao Wenjing
行 我相信你的水平
OK I believe your level
谢谢你啊
thank you
雨时啊 那个
When it rains
入社申请表我已经帮你填好了
I have filled in the application form
你放心
do not worry
本组长向你保证
The team leader assures you
你进社就是女一号
When you enter the club, you are the female one
谢组长厚爱
Team leader Xie love
可是我呢
But me
只想演棵大树
Just want to play a big tree
大树
Big tree
那咱俩演一连理枝 你看怎么样
Then let's see how to act
雨时
Rain time
我还有事 就先走了
I'm leaving if I have anything else
下午 别忘了来排练
Don’t forget to rehearse in the afternoon
拜拜
Bye bye
拜拜
Bye bye
雨时 你不去伍玥那里
You don't go to Wuyue when it's raining
帮她撑撑场面吗
Help her to support the scene
冲她那个社名啊
To her name
十有八九要黄
10 out of 9 to be yellow
佗儿啊 你看
Too, you see
哥给你带什么来啦
What are you bringing to you?
什么
what
你放心吧
Do not worry
剩下的一百份
The remaining one hundred
我都跟伍玥说好啦
I said yes to Wu Yue
她买单
She pays
你呀
直接找她签字就行啦
You Just ask her to sign
就她那社团
As for her club
社长 副社长加起来一共俩人
The president and vice president add up to two people
这一百份得吃到天荒地老啊
These 100 portions have to be eaten up
你管她吃到什么时候
How long you eat her
能签不就完了吗
Can I sign it off?
走啦
Leave
Come
交完报名表的同学们请注意了啊
Please pay attention to the students who have submitted the registration form
六十公斤以下的
Under 60 kg
面向西南方向三十五度
Facing 35 degrees southwest
六十公斤以上的面向正东方向
Over 60 kilograms facing the east
对 举起哑铃
Pair lifting dumbbells
Correct
吸气 准备
Inspiratory preparation
One
two
three
four
你们这个姿势不行
You can't do this posture
你们得标准一点
You have to be more standard
Fives
社长 这太重了
President, this is too heavy
six
你们得多练才像我一样 知道吧
You need more practice to know like me
Seven
真是不明白啊
I really don't understand
这些同学是为了什么
What are these students for
这是为了和我一样
This is to be like me
成为一个优秀的外科大夫
Become an excellent surgeon
有什么事吗
Is there a problem
借下笔
Borrow a pen
来 我借下笔同学
Come to borrow a classmate
看你这阵势
Look at you
一百份哪够啊
One hundred is enough
cut
还是个会算账的好苗子啊
I'm still a good seedling
怎么样
how about it
有没有兴趣加入我们社啊
Are you interested in joining our club
算了吧
forget it
我的梦想 不是成为一名大夫
My dream is not to be a doctor
而是
But
一名成功者
A winner
来 同学 这边来
Come here with classmates
这是什么
what is this
师姐 这是我的入社介绍信
Sister, this is my letter of introduction
你不会忘了吧
Don't you forget
你真的搞定了两百份
You really got 200 copies
三百份
Three hundred
不吹不黑
Not blowing
我也被自己的能力给惊到了
I was also surprised by my ability
也许这就是爱
Maybe this is love
不是 梦想的力量
Not the power of dreams
怎么样
how about it
你看我干点什么合适呀
See what I'm doing
鉴于你这么真诚
Given you are so sincere
那么现在首先热烈地欢迎
So now first of all warmly welcome
并且恭喜你
And congratulations
加入我们成功者协会
Join our successful association
你说
You said
你盒饭任务完成得这么出色
Your lunchbox task is so well done
已经充分地体现了一个成功者
Has fully embodied a successful person
应有的素养和能力
Due qualities and abilities
热烈地恭喜你
Congratulations warmly
成功地从我们成功者协会 毕业
Successfully graduated from our Association of Winners
不是 师姐
Not sister
你这逻辑
Your logic
没毛病啊
No problem
确实是没毛病
It's really fine
但是我还有一些未了的心愿
But I still have some outstanding wishes
那 这样吧
So be it
我再交给你最后一个任务
I will give you the last task
行 您尽管说 保证完成
You can say that you are guaranteed to complete
今天中午呢
Noon today
把这些外卖都送到伍玥那儿去
Take these takeaways to Wu Yue
顺便再加入一下她那个什么
By the way, join her again
肱二头社
Hu Ertou Society
你还真不见外哪
Are you really out of sight?
那你这吃了我们社的盒饭
Then you eat our lunch box
就算正式入社了啊
Even if you officially join the company
你还真别说
Don't you really say
这施洁师姐还真仗义
Sister Shi Jie is really justified
这制作社里条幅打折不说
The banner in this production company is not discounted
说介绍学员吧
Say introduce students
还真把你给我介绍来了
Really introduced you to me
果然是成功者的杰出代表
Sure enough, it is an outstanding representative of the successful
伍社长 你要没别的事
President Wu, do you want to do anything else?
赶紧把盒饭给领了吧
Hurry up and get the lunch box
待会儿我还得给大禹送呢
I have to send it to Dayu later
怎么啦
what's wrong
心情不好
not in a good mood
我还想趁着午休
I also want to take advantage of the lunch break
给你聊聊作业的事呢
Let me talk about your homework
一个课后作业
Homework
你们怎么都这么认真呢
Why are you all so serious?
随便查个资料拼一份不就得了吗
Wouldn’t it be a good idea to check a piece of information
而且啊
And ah
我现在没心情搞这个
I'm not in the mood for this now
那这样
That way
那你下午记得来参加社里的
Then you remember to come to the club in the afternoon
第一个活动
First activity
what
请假
Leave
先定个规矩啊
Set a rule first
咱们话剧社
Our drama club
向来是不能请假
I can't ask for leave
不好意思
Sorry
和迟到的
And late
大家也都自我介绍过了哈
Everyone has introduced themselves
俗话说戏如人生 人生如戏
As the saying goes, drama is like life, life is like drama
希望大家能够在咱们话剧社
I hope you can join us in the drama club
过得愉快
Have a good time
it is good
今天我们做一组
Today we make a group
元素训练
Element training
其实就是大家把自己想象成
In fact, everyone imagines themselves as
大自然中任意一种生物
Any kind of creature in nature
你想一下它有什么样的特征
Do you think about its characteristics
其实特别简单 放开演就行
In fact, it’s really easy to just release the show
来吧 先试试
Come first try
动起来呀
Move up
同学们
classmates
动起来
Move up
观察员同志
Comrade Observer
你看啊
Look
我们社团第一次活动
Our club's first event
多么有意义呀
How meaningful
这是我们建立社团时
This is when we established a community
想要强身健体
Want to stay fit
现在呢
What now
又可以帮助城市清洁
Can help the city clean
改善这市容市貌
Improve the appearance of this city
这 简直就是一举两得嘛
This is simply a double benefit
对的 对的
Right
您也不用太感动啊
You don’t have to be touched
这都是我们作为学校新社团
This is our new club as a school
应该出一份力
Should contribute
大家伙儿 是不是
Big guy
Yes
好 停一下
So stop
姚舜禹 你
Yao Shunyu you
你这演的是什么呀
What are you doing
社长
President
我扮演的是一只刚刚出洞
I'm playing a new one
向往着爬上参天大树
Climbing up the towering tree
在广袤的大森林中
In the vast forest
上演金蝉脱壳的
The staged gold cicadas unshelled
一只有梦想的蝉猴
A dreamy cicada monkey
高一扬同学 请问你演的是
Gao Yiyang, could you tell me
一棵大树
A big tree
那旁边这位女同学呢
Where is this female student
我演的是栖息在大树上的
I played a perch on a big tree
一只啄木鸟
A woodpecker
母的
female
你们 都是啄木鸟
You are all woodpeckers
我是小松鼠
I am a little squirrel
我是花蝴蝶
I am a flower butterfly
我是一滴因为昼夜温差太大
I am a drop because the temperature difference between day and night is too big
而停留在大树叶子上
And stay on the leaves of the big tree
晶莹的水珠
Crystal drops
所以雨时
So when it rains
看姿势 你这
Look at you
是另一棵大树
Is another big tree
准确地说我扮演的这棵树
To be precise, the tree I played
是有人物关系设定的
Is set by the relationship of characters
我是旁边这棵树的
I am next to this tree
连理枝
Lian Lizhi
什么
what
什么
what
我说啊
I said
你们的社团没有通过审核
Your club has not passed the review
不是
Not
为什么啊
Why
你看呀
Look
先不说你们训练的培训内容了
Not to mention the training content of your training
开训不到半个小时
Less than half an hour of training
人都已经走了一大半了
Everyone has gone more than half
而且都是自愿退出的
And they all voluntarily quit
人数达不到建社标准
The number of people does not meet the standards for building a society
训练内容又如此离谱
The training content is so outrageous
我就是想帮你们呀
I just want to help you
也是没有办法了
There is no way
你也别太难过
Don't be too sad
I
不是 我 我难过什么啊
'm not sad
我这不还 还有六个兄弟吗
Do I still have six brothers?
兄弟们
Bros
好好干
Do it well
加油
Come on
加油
Come on
又捕捉到一个失意的人
Caught a frustrated person again
你怎么知道
how do you know
周五的晚上
Friday night
但凡心情好点的
Anyone who feels better
谁来食堂吃饭呢
Who will eat in the cafeteria?
这么说
so
咱俩是难兄难弟啦
We are brothers and brothers
别提了
Don't mention
我被一棵树人打败了
I was defeated by a tree man
我也差不多
IM about the same
从社长被贬为庶人了
I was demoted from the president to a man.
怎么着
Why
肱二社要亡啊
Hu Ershe is going to die
我可能是用力过度了
I may have overworked
团委从编制上把我们社团
The Youth League organized our club
给开除了
Fired
你呢
How about you
树人是个什么生物啊
What kind of creature is Shuren?
是一种
Is a kind of
站着不动就能秒杀你的生化武器
Stand still and be able to kill your biochemical weapon in seconds
一个女生
A girl
如果接受了你送她的花儿
If you accept the flowers you gave her
却又在你的面前
But in front of you again
对另一个男生表示好感
Show affection for another boy
这代表什么呀
What does this stand for
你一情圣 你这种问题问我
You love me, you ask me this question
碰上雨时这种仙女级别的
Fairy-level when it rains
我这情圣就是假冒伪劣
My love is fake and inferior
早就跟你说过
I told you long ago
不要轻易撩我们家雨时
Don't lightly touch our house when it rains
我倒是想
I thought
可我也得知道知道
But I have to know
她脑回路的构造啊
The structure of her brain circuit
哥们儿
Bros
我这脑子突然灵光一现
My brain suddenly flashed
我想到一个能够解救咱俩的
I think of something that can save us
万全之策
The perfect solution
喂 要不要加入我们肱二头肌社团呐
Hey, do you want to join our biceps club?
肱二头肌调动手掌平衡性
Biceps mobilizes palm balance
与协调性在外科手术中的应用社团
And coordination in the surgical community
大概也只有七星和伍玥
Probably only Qixing and Wu Yue
才能想出
To come up with
这么惊天地泣鬼神的名字了吧
So weeping the name of ghosts and gods, right?
哈哈哈
Hahaha
那么肱二头肌到底是什么呢
So what is the biceps?
它属于骨骼肌三大肌群中的四肢肌
It belongs to the limb muscles in the three major muscle groups of skeletal muscles
有长 短二头
There are two lengths
整肌呈梭形
The whole muscle is fusiform
位于上臂前侧
Located on the front side of the upper arm
呃 简单点说呢
Uh, to put it simply
平时我们跟别人炫耀自己
We usually show off to others
有多强壮时
How strong
最习惯性的动作就是
The most habitual movement is
隆起自己的手臂
Raise your arms
而随之出现的那块强壮有型的肌肉
And the strong muscle that appears
就是肱二头肌啦
The biceps
埃及裔男子穆斯塔法·伊斯梅尔
Egyptian man Mustafa Ismail
拥有世界最大的肱二头肌
Has the world's largest biceps
上臂周长(臂围)竟有79厘米
The circumference of the upper arm (arm circumference) is 79 cm
几乎和一个成人的
Almost with an adult
腰围一样粗了
Waist is as thick
被人称做真人版的
Known as the live version
“大力水手”
"Popeye"
嗯 看看他的手臂
Ah look at his arm
其实还是有点庆幸
Actually still a little lucky
社团及时倒闭
The club closed in time
我们下次见啦
See you next time
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