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《手机里的浣熊小镇》 第7话看电影:最新电影上映,你会去看么?冲就完事儿- YouTube

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欢迎你来到浣熊小镇
Welcome to the Raccoon Town.
GIVE ME FIVE 和你的眼神确认
Give me five and look me in my eyes.
相信我不要有疑问
Believe me, don't doubt.
人与人的缘分没有剧本
Our fate isn't predetermined.
欢迎你来到浣熊小镇
Welcome to the Raccoon Town. Raccoon Town in the Phone Watch a Film
这一天
This day
终于来了
has finally come.
到时候了
It's time!
今天
Today A bag of marshmallows caused a bloodbath Time to return your loan
是浣熊镇长最喜欢的电影
The League of the Righteous Mayor Raccoon's favorite movie,
仇富者联盟上映的目子
Cockroach man Purple-potato man The League of the Righteous, is on. Screening Room Purple-potato man Cockroach man The League of the Righteous A bag of marshmallows caused a bloodbath Time to return your loan
请出示
May I see…
Eh.
啧啧啧
Tsk tsk.
哼哼
Hum.
Ah! The League of the Righteous The League of the Righteous Cockroach man
mua
Mwah. The League of the Righteous
您好
Hello! The League of the Righteous A bag of marshmallows caused a bloodbath Time to return your loan
仇富者联盟专场四号厅
The League of the Righteous, Room 4.
请进
Come in, please.
没想到你是棉花糖星人
I didn't realize you were from Star Marshmallow!
哦哦哦哦哦
你个叛徒
Oh, oh! You traitor
终于开始了
It's finally happening.
Wow!
好帅呀
So handsome!
喔吼吼吼
Oh ho ho!
耶哈哈哈哈哈
Yee! Ha ha ha!
这个特效也太炫了吧
I mean, this special effect is amazing!
镇长
Mayor!
小点声
Keep it down.
不好意思不好意思
Sorry.
我只给你一次机会
I'm gonna give you one last chance.
我数到三
I'm gonna count to three.
乖乖把棉花糖交出来
Hand over the marshmallows!
Three!
嗷呜呜呜呜
Chewing.
Two!
哦哦哦哦哦
Oh, oh, oh!
One!
冲啊
Go! Ticket taker wanted Telephone The three-minute trial is over The three-minute trial is over The League of the Righteous Be our super VIP and continue Super VIP
Well.
下次一定
Next time. Free for a limited time
The League of the Righteous Eh?
免费了
A bag of marshmallows caused a bloodbath Time to return your loan Cockroach man Purple-potato man It's free now.
不错不错
That's good.
还好上次没花钱
Thank God I didn't spend the money last time. Mayor Mayor
镇长
Mayor.
是仇富者联盟的电影播放许可
Film Showing License of The League of the Righteous.
请签一下
Please sign this.
不会又是只能看三分钟吧
Is it another three-minute trial? Mayor
这次是完整版了啦
It's a full edition this time.
走吧
Let's go.
我们要不要也一起去看
Let's go to watch it together, OK?
Huh!
我都被剧透光了
I've got so many spoilers.
还看啥呀
Not interested anymore.
哎呀走嘛走嘛
Oh, come on, come on!
呜嚯嚯嚯
Whoo ho!
真香
A slap in the face.
哼哼哼
Ha ha!
如果木头人游戏能赢过我
If you can beat me in this game,
我就把棉花糖超能力还给你
I'll give you back your marshmallow superpower.
Ah!
Ow!
哼哼哼
Ha ha.
好戏开始了
It's showtime.
喂三伏
Sanfu.
帮我把电影暂停
Pause the movie now.
对对对
让它缓冲
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let it load for a while.
Eh?
我可不想错过任何一个画面
I don't want to miss anything.
一二三木头人
One, two, three, wooden men!
怎么卡了
Why so? Frequent urination, urgent urination, incomplete emptying… Phone number: 8886666 Maintenance Come to our hospital!
Ah.
爽了
Relaxed.
继续吧
Go on.
冲啊
Go!
呀呀
Ya ya!
Wow!
诶唷
Ow!
又来了
There you go again.
三伏
Sanfu.
再来一次
Once more.
一二三木头人
One, two, three, wooden men. Frequent urination, urgent urination, incomplete emptying… Phone number: 8886666 Maintenance Come to our hospital!
爸爸
Dad.
他们要玩多久木头人啊
How long are they gonna play that game?
Shh. Frequent urination, urgent urination, incomplete emptying… Phone number: 8886666 Maintenance Come to our hospital!
三伏 继续
Sanfu, go on.
三伏 暂停
Sanfu, pause it.
ー二三木头人
One, two, three, wooden men!
今天这什么破网啊
What's with the internet today? The League of the Righteous
Ah.
终于结束了
It's finally OK.
你确定
Are you sure?
别又看一半去厕所了哦
Don't go to the bathroom again.
放心啦
Don't worry.
我吃过药了
I took my meds.
现在演到哪啦
Where are we now?
刚演完木头人
Just finished playing the game.
喂三伏
Sanfu.
可以继续了
Go on now.
哼哼
Ha ha!
什么
What?
那个是超
That's super…
Eh?
三伏
Sanfu.
怎么电影又停了
Why does the movie pause again?
镇长
我也不知道啊
Mayor. I don't know, either.
网络正常的呀
The internet's fine.
能力棉花糖
…power marshmallow!
怎么又停了
Why again?
假货
Fake one.
又好了
It's fine now.
又坏了
Ah. It's bad again.
让你们尝尝吧
又好了
Try this! Ah. Good again.
棉花糖的时间暂
Marshmallows are temporary,
temporary…
Ah.
完蛋了
It's over.
这到底是怎么一回事啊啊啊
What the hell is going on here!
嘿嘿嘿
Ten seconds ago Ha ha. Message from girlfriend
Cutie What are you doing? Why didn't you talk to me? Watching a movie Eh?
嘿嘿嘿
Ha ha. Message from girlfriend
Tsk.
又来消息
Again! Cutie What movie are you watching? Watching a movie The League of the Righteous.
重启了
Restart!
破手机
Stupid phone!
居然还有震动效果
And it vibrates.
难道是4D
Is it 4D? Based on the cartoon of the same name.