Chinese Zero to Hero
【Eng Sub】非处方青春EP 02 | Youth Unprescribed (2020) (主演宋楠惜,马浩东,袁雨萱,刘哲珲,王润泽)

Channel: 优优青春剧场——YoYo Fun Station
试问
Ask
有哪个男生
Which boy
不会在开学的时候
Not at the beginning of school
观察观察身边的姑娘
Observe the girl around you
这就是人之常情 普遍现象嘛
This is the common phenomenon of human nature
I
有个性
Have personality
刨除掉极其有个性的部分异类
Get rid of the extremely unique part of the alien
大多数人
most people
是一定会做这种
Will definitely do this
神圣而又赋有仪式感的事情
Something sacred and ritual
比如你 我 他
Like you, me and him
那纵观今天见到的姑娘
The girl I saw today
拢共也就四位啊
There are only four of them
而且像伍玥这种
And like Wu Yue
披着女性DNA的纯爷们儿
Pure men dressed in female DNA
还要被刨除掉
Also get rid of
她顶天也就算得上是
She's the best
伍阿哥
Wu Age
还是辫子被铰了的
The braid is still hinged
现在就剩下三根独苗
Now there are three single seedlings left
你还有得选吗
Do you still have to choose
但其实
But actually
人生除ABC之外
Life besides ABC
还有很多的选择
There are many options
Correct
真的要性格测试吗
Do you really need a personality test?
接受自己的第一步是认识自己
The first step in accepting yourself is to know yourself
开始吧
let's start
第一题
first question
夏天
In summer
你的房间里有蚊子飞来飞去
There are mosquitoes flying around in your room
你会选择用什么气味的蚊香
What kind of mosquito coil will you choose
A 玫瑰香型
A. Rose fragrance
B 草莓香型
B. Strawberry flavour
C 奶糖香型
C. Toffee flavor
D 苹果香型
D Apple flavor
没了
Gone?
请作答
Please answer
我选E
I choose E
蚊香香型
Mosquito coil type
这生造答案可还行
The answer is okay
该如何处理呀
How to deal with it
先计做最低分吧
First calculate the lowest score
为什么呀
why?
这些答案本来就不准
These answers were originally inaccurate
不然你们怎么选啊
Otherwise how do you choose?
苹果香型
Apple flavor
玫瑰香型
Rose fragrance
草莓还是奶糖
Strawberry or toffee
下一题
next question
如果可以的话
If you can
你希望你的鼠标是什么形状
What shape do you want your mouse to be
A 五角形
A pentagonal
B 圆球形
B round
C 平行四边形
C Parallelogram
D 菱形
D Diamond
请谨慎作答
Please answer carefully
平行四边形
Parallelogram
再下一题
Next question
假如有一天你拾到了阿拉丁神灯
If one day you picked up Aladdin’s magic lamp
你想要什么
what do you want
A 一个心愿
A. A wish
B 一生幸福
B. Life happiness
C 长生不老
C. Longevity
D 一笔财富
D. A wealth
长生不老
Immortality!
那你们就说说你们的选择吧
Then you can talk about your choices
来 从佗儿开始
Come from Tuo'er
洛天依
Luo Tianyi
切 不切实际 下一个
Impractical next
居里夫人
Madame Curie
过 下一个
Past next
你可以再想想
You can think again
但是要我说啊
But tell me
第一会让人心动的姑娘
The first girl
无非就是看颜
Just look at the face
而颜呢 又分两点
And Yan is divided into two points
算得怎么样了
How is it
共计一百二十分
A total of 120 points
属于中性
Belong to neutral
中性
neutral
不行
No way
我得再找一套权威的题目
I have to find another set of authoritative questions
再测一遍
Test again
我不 我拒绝啊
I don't, I refuse
这明明就测得很准
This is clearly accurate
灯光亮起
Lights up
戴着翅膀的姑娘
Girl with wings
向你们走过来的时候
When walking towards you
你就会明白
You will understand
什么叫做颜
What is Yan
距离断电还有一分钟
One minute before the power outage
那我就长话短说了啊
Then I will make a long story short
第一点就是五官
The first point is the five senses
俗称脸
Commonly known as face
这一点我女神必须拔得头筹
At this point, my goddess must win
第二点就是身材
The second point is the figure
身材并非是越瘦越好
The body is not as thin as possible
而是要肥瘦均匀 秀色可餐
It’s about being fat, even, and pretty.
关于腿啊
About the legs
我已经初步鉴赏了我女神的
I have initially appreciated my goddess
瘦且长
Thin and long
而关于肥的部分呢
And the part about fat
我相信你已经心领神会了
I believe you already understand
此处由于较为隐蔽
Because it is more hidden here
且水分较大
And the moisture is larger
我暂时还没有任何进展
I haven't made any progress yet
不过我相信
But I believe
我女神一定不会让人失望的
My goddess will not disappoint
证据呢
The evidence
我们法医界只讲证据
Our forensic profession only talks about evidence
对啊
Yes indeed
什么界都讲证据
Every world speaks of evidence
证据是吧
The evidence is
it is good
明天体检之日
Tomorrow's medical examination day
就是我姚舜禹取证之时
When I, Yao Shunyu, got the evidence
只要我证明我女神身材最佳
As long as I prove that my goddess is the best
你们仨就给我老老实实的
You three will give me honest
你 看你的法医实录
Look at your forensic record
你 专心成长
You focus on growing
三 二 一
you Three two one
你呀
You
睡觉吧
Go to sleep
雨时 好多人
Many people in the rain
你们跟紧我
Follow me
我去探个路
I'm going to find a way
看看哪儿的人少啊
See where there are few people
大禹
Dayu
带人赶紧往里进
Bring people in
得嘞
Go
祖国的小鲜花们
The little flowers of the motherland
跟紧我的脚步啊
Follow my footsteps
快走吧
move
伍玥呢
Where's Wu Yue
等我们一下
Wait for us
我们的小神童
Our little prodigy
要经历身高测试仪的检阅啦
Go through the review of the height tester
怕不怕
Are you scared
还好了
It is okay
你看
文学巨人巴尔扎克一米五七
look Literary giant Balzac 1.5 meters and 57
艺术巨匠毕加索一米六二
Art master Picasso 1.62 meters
神医华佗才一米六一
The magical doctor Hua Tuo is only one meter six one meter
我还没过青春期
I haven't passed puberty
还有发育空间
There is room for development
兄弟 别光顾着护花
Brothers don't patronize the flower protection
我可记得你昨天晚上
I remember you last night
熄灯前许下的豪言壮语啊
The rhetoric made before the lights are turned off
我大禹有鹰一般的眼睛
My Dayu has eagle eyes
你呀 就赶紧把全套的
You hurry up and put the whole set
法医实录下好
Good forensic record
准备接受惩罚吧
Ready to accept punishment
太傻 太天真
Too stupid and naive
且不说你的童姐姐
Not to mention your younger sister
是不是傲立群雄
Are you proud?
就算她真的有这个实力
Even if she really has this strength
我要的可是实打实的证据
What I want is real evidence
早有准备
Be prepared
势在必得
Inevitable
这样吧
How about this
咱俩正式打个赌
Let's make a formal bet
如果你赢了我无话可说
I have nothing to say if you win
但如果你输了
But if you lose
对不住 兄弟
Sorry brother
给我当一个礼拜的送餐员
Serve me as a delivery boy for a week
双重挑战 压力变动力
Double challenge pressure to change power
我喜欢
I like
一言为定
A word
来 小鲜花 小鲜肉们
Come, little flowers, little meat
往这边站一站了啊
Stop here for a while
我觉得咱们呀
I think we
先去X光那边
Go to X-ray first
因为像身高体重这种基础测量室
Because basic measurement rooms like height and weight
肯定都爆满
Must be full
身高体重那屋没人
Height and weight
赶紧来 赶紧来
Come hurry up
快走 快走 快走
Go fast, go fast
祝你好运哦
Good luck
等等 伍玥 伍玥
Wait a minute Wu Yue Wu Yue
请站稳站直
Please stand firm
目光平视
Head-up
测量结束
End of measurement
现在这孩子 吃什么长大的
What did this kid eat now?
下一个
next
测量结束 请拿纸条
Please take the note after the measurement
师姐其实不必难过
Sister, actually don't have to be sad
从刚刚那位170加48
170 plus 48 from the one just now
数据组合的女同学离开之后
After the female classmate of the data combination left
你就一直闷闷不乐的
You've been sullen
何必这样为难自己呢
Why embarrass yourself like this
现在这孩子吃什么长大的
What did this kid eat now?
其实什么都不吃也可以长大的
Actually you can grow up without eating anything
你可知道
Do you know
我国BMI指数的标准
my country's BMI Index Standard
你想说什么呀
What do you want to say
她的BMI指数为15.9
Her BMI index is 15.9
属于严重偏瘦
Severely thin
可师姐你就不一样了
But Sister, you are different
一看就是标准身材
Look at the standard figure
真的
Really
那当然
of course
你这是多久没喝水了
How long has it been since you drank water
俩小时
Two hours
两天而已
Only two days
请问一下
Excuse me
你鬼鬼祟祟干嘛呢
What are you sneaky doing
暗中观察
Secretly observe
为了那些爱我的人喽
For those who love me
走吧 下一站
Let's go next stop
雨时小姐姐
Miss Rainy
跟我走一趟吧
Come with me
挡箭牌先生 走走走
Mr. shield walks around
一分钟从队尾到队首
One minute from the end of the team to the beginning of the team
只需要一个微笑
Just need a smile
一句谢谢
Thank you
雨时小姐姐
Miss Rainy
难道你就是传说中的女妖精
Are you the legendary female fairy
谁是女妖精
Who is a female fairy
吓死我了你
Scared me to death
雨时小姐姐
Hi Miss Rainy
好巧又在这遇见你
What a coincidence I met you here again
你对巧这个字的定义
Your definition of the word coincidence
还真是特别
Really special
Hi
一扬
Hi Yiyang
你好
Hello there
我先进去了啊
I went in first
雨时 你都检查完哪些项目了
What items have you checked when it rains
这样 我给你看看
Let me show you
你还有什么没检查
What else did you check
然后我给你设计一个最佳路线
Then I will design a best route for you
你去二楼做一下抽血
Go to the second floor to do a blood draw
三楼做胸透
Breast penetration on the third floor
伍玥 你都查完了吗
Wu Yue, have you checked it all?
还早着呢
Still early
文静
Quiet
我跟你说啊
Let me tell you
眼前这个男人这个行径呀
What this man is doing
就叫做见缝插针
It's called a pin
以后看到这种情况啊
See this in the future
有多远躲多远啊
How far to hide
可是他是我们同学啊
But he is our classmate
要怎么躲远
How to hide
很好笑吗
Is it funny
书上有个笑话
There is a joke in the book
效果还不错
The effect is not bad
你是说《系统解剖学》上有个笑话
You mean there is a joke in "System Anatomy"
躺好别乱动啊
Lie down and don't move
全身肌肉放松
Muscle relaxation
我听说体检的
I heard about the medical examination
心电图测试仪特别敏感
ECG tester is particularly sensitive
只要你情绪有一点波动
As long as your mood fluctuates a little
就容易心跳过快
Easy heartbeat
我这个人的特点
The characteristics of me
就是无论什么情况
No matter what the situation
都能稳如泰山
Can be as stable as Mount Tai
除了队友恶意挂机
Except for the malicious hangup of teammates
和抢人头之外
And robbing people
想让我心跳加速
Want to make my heart beat faster
简直难于上青天哪
It's hard to get to the sky
你这有这闲聊的工夫
You have the time for small talk
血都抽三管了 走走走
I took three tubes of blood and walked around
效率 效率 效率
Efficiency efficiency
雨时 我检查完了
I finished checking when it rained
你先进去吧 我去上个厕所
You go in first. I'll go to the toilet
那你等我一下
Then wait for me
做贼之路如此艰辛
The road to being a thief is so hard
劝你收手吧
Persuade you to stop
总有刁民想害朕
There are always people who want to harm me
朕得知难而进
I know the difficulties
替我掩护后方
Cover my back
我准备冲锋了
I am ready to charge
护士 你不用紧张
Nurse, don't worry
我不怕疼的 你尽管扎
I'm not afraid of pain
这掉一滴眼泪算我输
I lose a tear
这位同学 你真幽默
This classmate, you are so humorous
对 对不起啊
Sorry
没事
Nothing
别紧张
take it easy
看准了再下手
See it before you start
咱们再来
Let's come again
要不你换另一支队伍再排一会
How about you change to another team and stand in line for a while
没 没事
It's ok
那个队伍不知道排到猴年马月了
The team didn't know that it was the Year of the Monkey
没有什么别的要求
No other requirements
就是稍微再
Just a little bit more
扎准点
Punctuality
好了
All right
下一个
next
我出去等你
I'm out waiting for you
Oh
我说
I say
下一位
Next person
等一下 十秒钟
Wait ten seconds
你 你什么你
You you what you
你知道十秒钟能干什么吗
Do you know what you can do in ten seconds
你用来打游戏
You used to play games
你以为自己还是个小孩子吗
Do you think you are still a kid
所以你觉得
So you think
我不是小孩子吗
Am i not a kid
小李 拿个电筒
Xiao Li got a flashlight
好像没电了
Seems to be out of power
大夫 这种事情怎么能
How can a doctor like this?
麻烦师姐
Trouble sister
来 我帮你
Come to me to help you
这样行不行
Does this work
这不行 不行
This can't do
那大夫这样行不行
Can the doctor do this?
这样 不行 更不行了
It won't work, let alone
对不起 对不起
sorry Sorry
别闹 小伙子
Don't make trouble
还没到你呢
Not to you yet
先出去 出去 出去
Go out first
叫你你再进来
Tell you to come in again
那我先走了
I'll go now
瞎胡闹
Fooling around
这人你们班的
This person in your class
其实
in fact
我并不认识他
I don't know him
感恩
Thanksgiving
太谢谢你了
thank you so much
我现在终于找到感觉了
I finally find the feeling now
可是我的胳膊却没什么知觉了
But my arm feels nothing
我已经出现幻觉了
I have hallucinations
兄弟 你这造型很别致啊
Brother, your look is very unique
兄弟 拜托高抬贵嘴吧
Brother, please speak up
哎 能不能善待一下
Hey, can you be kind
刚刚经受完这满清十大酷刑之
I just endured one of the top ten tortures in the Qing Dynasty
针刑的我
Acupuncture me
行 去吧
Go on
看什么呢
What to watch
照片特别好看
The photos are particularly beautiful
神经
nerve
还有哪些项目 赶紧去吧
What other projects are you going to?
针刑结束 只差胸透了
After the acupuncture is over, only the chest is through
撤了啊
行行行 赶紧去 赶紧去
Withdrawn Go hurry up
医生 待会扎针的时候
When the doctor will get the needle
你能不能轻点啊
Can you lighten it
我有点晕血
I feel dizzy
好 我尽量
Good i try
别害怕
Do not be afraid
害怕的话就不要盯着看了
Don't stare if you are afraid
忍一忍就好了
Forbearance
好了
All right
谢谢啊
thank you
没事
Nothing
妹子
Sister
这是我身为一个男人应该做的
This is what I should do as a man
走了啊
Gone
再往上
Further up
起来呀
Get up
你自己看看啊
You see for yourself
让你检查之前乱打游戏
Let you check before playing games
窦性心动过速
Sinus tachycardia
在这登记一下
Register here
明天过来复查
Come over tomorrow
那明天的复查
The review tomorrow
还是你负责吗
Are you still responsible
下一位
Next person
85.5
85.5
可以啊 兄弟 有料
Yes, brothers are expected
姚舜禹
Yao Shunyu
干吗呢
Why?
我这看看伍玥
I look at Wu Yue
还有什么没检查的
Nothing else to check
帮她看看
Help her see
你呢 检查完了吗
Have you checked
还有什么
What else
检查完了
Checked
谢谢
Thank you
哎 七星
Hey seven stars
你先吧
You first
女士优先
Lady first
这么好
so good
78
78
真不行
Really not good
还不如伍玥呢
Not as good as Wu Yue
伍玥都85.5
Wu Yuedu 85.5
谁呀 85.5
Who 85.5
学姐
Elder sister
身高185 体重65
Height 185 Weight 65
裸眼视力还5.2
The naked eye vision is still 5.2
帮我查查
Check for me
这包方便面他到底是哪个班的
Which class does this package of instant noodles come from?
我要烧点开水泡了他
I'm going to boil some water and soak him
这位学姐
This school sister
公民的人格尊严
Citizen dignity
是受到法律保护的
Is protected by law
刚才您把我比喻成为方便面
Just now you compared me to instant noodles
还扬言要用开水泡我
Even threatened to use boiling water to soak me
已经对我的人格尊严
Already treat my dignity
造成了严重地侮辱
Caused a serious insult
身高体重这种人体自带属性
The body's own attributes of height and weight
明眼人都看得到
Everyone can see
别较这个真儿了
Don't be more serious
我想你刚才没有听清楚
I don't think you heard clearly just now
我们的论题
Our topic
我说你这个人
I said you
真是一根筋啊你
What a tendon, you
懒得和你这种人解释
Too lazy to explain to someone like you
我这种人
People like me
你这四个字属于人身攻击
You are a personal attack
侵犯了我的人格尊严
Violated my dignity
对我造成了不可逆转的伤害
Caused irreversible damage to me
请你让开
Please get out
就你刚才这行为啊
Just what you did just now
已经从言语攻击
Verbal attack
上升到肢体攻击
Rise to limb attack
我希望你给我个合理的解释
I hope you give me a reasonable explanation
请你让开
Please get out
哎 让开了 让开 让开
Hey, get out, get out, get out
伍玥你让开啊
Wu Yue, let go
二位兄弟 这怎么话说呢
What do the two brothers say?
姚舜禹
Yao Shunyu
你给我站过来
Stand here for me
一扬
Yiyang
为了兄弟我在女神面前的形象
For my image in front of the goddess, brother
只能千言万语一句话
Only a thousand words
对不住了
Sorry
朱老师 擒贼先擒王啊
Teacher Zhu catches the thief first
姚舜禹
Yao Shunyu
雨时
When it rains
你看这个
Look at this
这得是触了多大霉头
This has to be so bad
才能摊上这种事儿啊
To be able to deal with such things
我仿佛能从伍玥这模糊的脸上
I can see from Wu Yue's fuzzy face
看到几滴晶莹的泪珠
See a few crystal tears
当事人去哪儿了
Where did the parties go
在那窝着呢
Nest there
不知道是太生气 还是太伤心
I don't know if it's too angry or too sad
我看她刚才一直在那发抖
I see she was shaking there just now
那另一个呢
What about the other one
朱老师来了
Teacher Zhu is here
大家安静一下啊
Everyone be quiet
高一扬
Gao Yiyang
到讲台上来
Come to the podium
说一下手机的事吧
Tell me about the phone
不会朱老师也刷到
I don’t know that Teacher Zhu can also brush it
这张照片了吧
Is this photo?
还用刷吗
Still use brush
朱老师亲自莅临现场进行指导
Teacher Zhu personally came to the scene for guidance
场面一度十分感人
The scene was very touching
把手机拿出来
Take the phone out
里面是不是有
Does it have
不该拍的东西呀
What shouldn't be taken
没有
No
敢做不敢当可不是一个男子汉
Dare to be or not be a man
应该有的做派
Should be done
没有什么不敢看的
There is nothing I dare not see
看来这事情有转变呀
It seems that things have changed
我得现场直播一下
I have to broadcast it live
你别落井下石了
Don't get into trouble
他已经够可怜了
He is already pitiful enough
里面都是咱班
We are all in class
女同学的体检报告
Female classmate’s medical report
这你怎么解释
How do you explain this
这就是某人一直强调的
This is what someone has always emphasized
个人隐私不得侵犯吗
Is personal privacy inviolable?
伍玥
咱们下来再说
Wu Yue Let's come down
这开着班会呢
This is a class meeting
朱老师
teacher Zhu
请您公正地
Please be fair
让站在台上这位同学
Let this classmate on the stage
好好地解释一下
Explain well
这是怎么一回事
This is how the same thing
高一扬
Gao Yiyang
说说吧
Talk about it
没想到过了这么多年
I never thought that after so many years
临床班的同学
Classmates in clinical class
还是喜欢玩这种把戏
Still like to play this trick
谁呀
Who
行 你先回去吧
You go back first
同学们 给大家介绍一下啊
Classmates introduce to everyone
这位呢
This one
会在接下来负责
Will be responsible next
我们班理论课程的教学
The teaching of theoretical courses in our class
同时也是我的大学同学兼班长
Also my university classmate and monitor
理论巨匠杨教授
Professor Yang
大家掌声欢迎 好
Everyone applause welcome
这才是教授应该有的样子嘛
This is what the professor should be
朱老师
teacher Zhu
作为当年的当事人
As a party of the year
你还不跟大家分享一下
Don't you share it with everyone
当年
then
你是怎么解决这个问题的
How did you solve this problem
什么意思呀
what do you mean
就是说
that is
当年朱老师也做过这样的事儿
Teacher Zhu did something like this back then
让我们再次鼓掌
Let us applaud again
感谢并欢送一下
Thanks and farewell
事务缠身忙里偷闲的杨老师
Mr. Yang, who is busy with affairs
好吧
Ok
伍玥同学 对吧
Classmate Wu Yue, right
Yes
鲁迅先生说过
Mr. Lu Xun said
犯而不校是恕道
Offending without school is forgiveness
以眼还眼
Eye for an Eye
以牙还牙是直道
Tooth for tooth is straight
我想今天这件事情
I think about this thing today
无论是恕道 还是直道
Whether it's forgiveness or straight
总归是只比讨个说法
After all, it’s just a talk
要来得更爽利些吧
Let's be more refreshing
听听 听听
Listen listen
杨老师说得可真好 棒棒的
Teacher Yang is so good
既然这样
In this case
伍玥啊
Wu Yue
老师就把这个惩罚的权利
The teacher has the right to punish
交给你们女生
To you girls
全权由你们来决定
It's up to you to decide
看来大学真是开放式教育
It seems that universities are really open education
有自主选择的权利
The right to choose
但让我以一个成年人的思维
But let me think with an adult
去处理连这个小学生
To deal with even this elementary school student
都干不出来的事儿
Things that can't be done
还真是有点难度
It's really a bit difficult
朱老师
teacher Zhu
二位 二位
Two bit two bit
先息怒 可否听我一言啊
Can you listen to me first?
这《西游记》中
In this "Journey to the West"
孙悟空怒杀强盗
Monkey King killed the robber
唐僧虽然气恼
Although Tang Seng is angry
却也念在这猴头年轻气盛
But I also read this monkey head young and vigorous
莽撞无边而选择了原谅
Recklessly choose to forgive
二位可否效仿先贤
Can the two follow suit
给个面子
Give face
化干戈为玉帛啊
Turning fighting into jade silk
既然你连这台阶都给我铺喽
Since you even paved the stairs for me
看来我是不得不下了
It seems I have to go
但至于怎么去解决这个事
But as for how to solve this matter
我得好好想想
I have to think about it
我还有事 我就先走了
I have something else I'll leave
我彻底被杨老师圈粉了
I was completely fanned by Teacher Yang
Handsome
下面呢 进行一下班会
Let’s have a class meeting
第一项呢 选举班干部
The first item is to elect the cadres
学校规定每个班
School rules for each class
分男女两位班长
Divided into two squad leaders
有没有毛遂自荐的
Did you recommend yourself?
朱老师
teacher Zhu
我想竞选
I want to run
it is good
那么恭喜伍玥
Then congratulations Wu Yue
当选咱们班的女班长
Was elected the female monitor of our class
至于这个男班长
As for this male monitor
我们就按照最传统的办法吧
Let's follow the most traditional method
高考成绩
SAT score
高考分数最高的同学是吧
Is the student with the highest score in the college entrance examination?
那不就和我当年
Then just like me
当选班长的条件是一样的
The conditions for being elected monitor are the same
不错
Not bad
优良的传统应该保留下来
Good traditions should be preserved
我先走了
I go first
杨老师
Teacher Yang
打死你呀
Kill you
一会来一会走
Come and go
一会来一会走的
Come and go
文韬同学
Wen Tao
恭喜你当选咱班的男班长
Congratulations on being elected as the male monitor of our class
下面呢
Below
进行一下班会的第二项
Carry on the second item of the next class meeting
请开学完成密室考验的同学
Please start the class to complete the secret room test
上台来领取白大褂一件
Come on stage to receive a white coat
Hey
那么多白大褂
So many white coats
怎么偏偏没一件是我的
Why nothing is mine
密室考验那会儿
At the time of the secret room test
虽然刚开始有点懵
Although I was a little confused at first
可后来大家越配合越好
But later everyone cooperates better
明明那么努力
Obviously working so hard
钥匙也换了
The keys are also changed
门也打开了
The door opened
密码也解出来了
The password is also solved
能做的都做了
I did everything I could
怎么就失败了呢
Why did it fail?
答题的第一步是审题
The first step to answer the question is to review the question
小学老师没教过你吗
Didn't the elementary school teacher teach you
就算这是个游戏
Even if this is a game
我们也要扮演好医生的角色
We also have to play the role of a good doctor
不是吗
Isn't it
一个游戏而已
Just a game
他这个体格
His physique
我是没把握把他给弄下去啊
I'm not sure to get him down
再说了
Moreover
就算弄下去了
Even if it's done
也最多多了一件白大褂而已
There is at most one more white coat
可是白大褂能去医院观摩呀
But the white coat can go to the hospital to observe
知难而退我倒是不反对
I'm not against it
但如果你真的成为了一名医生
But if you really become a doctor
你还有机会知难而退吗
Do you still have a chance to retire?
这件白大褂呢
Where's this white coat
可不是一般的白大褂
It's not an ordinary white coat
是将来各位进出附属医院
It's everyone going in and out of the affiliated hospital in the future
学习观摩的必备战衣呀
A must-have suit for learning and observation
这个入院观摩
This admission observation
是咱们医学院新生的附加福利
Is a fringe benefit for our medical freshmen
仅此一次错过不补的
Only this time missed
并且
and
我院著名的
Famous in our hospital
胸外科主任
Director of Thoracic Surgery
高主任
Director Gao
明天将主刀一台
Tomorrow will be the main knife
难度极大的
Extremely difficult
早期食管癌根治术
Radical resection of early esophageal cancer
我们呢
What about us
也得到了去学习室观摩的特许
Also got permission to go to the study room
朱老师
teacher Zhu
那你就不管我们这些
Then you don't care about us
没有白大褂的同学了
No classmates in white coats
你们两位班长
You two squad leaders
就带着其余没有白大褂的同学
Just take the rest of the classmates who don't have white coats
去教务处领一下教材吧
Go to the Academic Affairs Office to get the textbooks
望梅止渴
Wangmei quenches thirst
今天的班会呢就这样
That's it for today's class meeting
大家回去都准备一下啊
Everyone, go back and prepare
等一下
Wait
朱老师
teacher Zhu
我有个疑问
I have a question
你说
You said
我想密室的正确答案
I think the correct answer to the secret room
应该不止有寻求帮助
There should be more than just asking for help
这唯一一条路吧
This is the only way
如果有机会真的妥善处理伤情
If you have the opportunity to deal with the injury properly
并且成功地将伤员运送出大楼
And successfully transported the wounded out of the building
这应该也算挑战成功
This should be considered a challenge
不是吗
Isn't it
这是个非常好的问题啊
This is a very good question
那么伍玥
Then Wu Yue
老师来问你啊
The teacher came to ask you
你刚才的这番话里
In what you just said
最重要的信息是什么呢
What is the most important information
是什么
What is it
信息是
Information is
是什么
What is it
把人治好
Heal people
是妥当和成功
Is proper and successful
没错
Yes
那是什么样的人
What kind of person is that
在这种危机情况下
In this crisis situation
有最大可能性达到
Have the greatest possibility of reaching
妥当和成功的程度呢
Proper and successful
医生
Doctors
医生
Doctors
也许是在座大多数人
Maybe most of you
未来的属性之一
One of the attributes of the future
但在当下这一刻
But at this moment
你们
you guys
只是一名
Just one
医学生
Medical Students
一字之差
One word difference
却差之千里
But a thousand miles away
有道理
Makes sense
毫不夸张地说啊
It's no exaggeration to say
一名糊涂的医学生
A confused medical student
要比一个不懂医的人
Than someone who doesn’t understand medicine
要恐怖得多
Much more terrifying
怎么样 伍玥
How about Wu Yue
心服口服
Convinced
那咱们散会
Then let's end
各位身体强壮
Everybody is strong
精力充沛的成年人们
Energetic adults
你们谁要跟我一起去领书呀
Who of you want to pick up the book with me?
这两个形容词
These two adjectives
简直就是我的真实写照
It's just a true portrayal of me
当然一起呀
Of course together
我也要去
I also need to go
女生们都回去吧
Girls go back
对啊 雨时 你们先回去
Yes, you go back first when it rains
帮你们拿啊
Get it for you
那我们先回去了
Then we go back first
谢谢临床二班的骑士们
Thank you, the knights of the second clinical class
谢谢 谢谢
thanks, thanks
走了
gone
看来你还真不把自己当女生
It seems you really don't think of yourself as a girl
总比某些行事龌龊
It's worse than some things
还硬装正人君子强
Still pretending to be a gentleman
兄弟
brothers
什么也别说了
Don't say anything
真的
Really
he
拍了我一下
Shoot me
这应该是一个原谅的信号 对吧
This should be a sign of forgiveness, right
这是属于心理学范畴
This is in the category of psychology
我道行太浅 没办法回答你
I am too shallow to answer you
你们几个人搬这几摞书
How many of you carry these stacks of books
肯定就绰绰有余了
It must be more than enough
我就不跟着瞎凑热闹了
I won't go along with the noise
省得我溅一身血
Save me a splash of blood
那我们一会儿
Then we will
帮女生把书搬回宿舍的事儿
To help the girl move the book back to the dormitory
你就也不用参与啦
You don't have to participate
居然还有这种项目
There are actually such projects
那位大三的师姐
The junior sister
是不是也住那栋楼啊
Do you live in that building too?
有福同享 有难同当
Blessed and Difficult
这是我应该做的
This is what I should do
走着走着 快 快
Walk fast
Enter
老师 您好
Hello, teacher
老师好
Hello teacher
老师好
Hello teacher
临床二班的 是吧
The second clinical class, right?
拿走吧
Take it away
it is good
来吧
bring it on
雄风满到溢出来
Full of glory
无处安放的兄弟们
Brothers nowhere
开始你们的表演
Start your performance
这算什么
what is this
我可是深蹲一百二十公斤的量级
I'm a 120kg squat
可以呀 兄弟
Okay bro
怎么样
how about it
让我看一眼 看一眼
Let me take a look
你怪逗的 兄弟
Your funny brother
走啦
Go
搬吧
Move it
你们先
You first
先走 先走
Go first
看一眼
Have a look
阿姨
Aunt
您能跟我透露一下
Can you tell me
您平时都用什么化妆品吗
Do you usually use any cosmetics
我好推荐给我妈使使
I recommend it to my mother
您这皮肤瞅着也就三十
Your skin is only thirty
你少跟我臭贫
Don't be so poor with me
我就给你们五分钟时间
I'll give you five minutes
把书放上去麻利儿给我下来
Put the book up and Marlier down for me
身份证 学生证给我押这
Give me the ID card and student ID
我可给你记着时呢
I can remember the time for you
回来了
came back
回来啦
I'm home
还有一批呢
There is one more batch
你那帮骑士给你驮着呢
Your gang of knights carry you
我还有快递没拿
I still haven't got the courier
伍玥
Wu Yue
你等等啊
You wait
Hey
雨时
When it rains
有快递是吧
There is express delivery right?
行行行 没事没事
All right
我给你拿上去啊
I'll get it for you
嗯 515
Um 515
多谢了
Thanks a lot
谁啊
Who
万能的骑士喽
Almighty knight
骑士 谁呀
Knight who
看见了吧
see that
这小姑娘们
These little girls
有什么解决不了的大难题
Is there any big problem that can't be solved
第一个想到的还是我
The first thing that comes to mind is me
你们先上去
You go up first
我目前的角色得暂时转化为
My current role has to be temporarily transformed into
一名风流倜傥的邮差
A suave postman
阿姨麻烦515快递
Aunty trouble 515 express
Come
Come
十六岁正在长身体
Sixteen years old is growing
你不能这么摧残我
You can't destroy me like this
Row
Come
大禹
Dayu
慢 慢点啊 一扬
Slow down
女生宿舍走廊的味道
The smell of female dormitory corridor
果然不一样
It really is different
和在校园里看到的
And what you see on campus
简直两个样子
Almost two looks
这里
Here
辛苦啦 辛苦啦
Hard work hard
谢谢啊
thank you
女寝重地 闲人免进
Women sleep heavily and idlers free from entering
放这就行了 谢谢啊
Thank you
谢谢
Thank you
五分钟快到了
It's almost five minutes
我就先走了
I'll go first
等一下 大禹还没上来呢
Wait a minute, Dayu hasn't come up yet
道貌岸然
Polite
希望你不是在说我
Hope you are not talking about me
不出意外的话
If nothing unexpected
她说的应该就是你
She should be you
你旁边这两位
The two next to you
顶多算得上是色欲熏心
It's lustful at best
按照你刚才说的
As you just said
如果你不是在看我
If you are not looking at me
那你是怎么判断出我的样子的
How do you judge my appearance
如果你还把自己
If you still put yourself
当一个女生的话
When a girl
希望你管好自己的眼睛
I hope you take care of your eyes
高一扬
Gao Yiyang
你给我说清楚你
You tell me clearly about you
说什么呢
What did you say
施洁师姐好
Hello, Sister Shi Jie
你不是那个什么
What are you not that
心动过速吗
Tachycardia?
跑这儿浪来了
Here comes the waves
我这不是遵医嘱嘛
Didn't I follow the doctor's order?
那敢情好
Dare to love
来 扫扫二维码
Scan the QR code
没事儿帮我跑跑腿什么的
It's okay to help me run errands or something
全当运动了
It's all exercise
好嘞
okay
ok
ok
来来来 你们都帮忙扫一个啊
Come and come, you all help sweep one
扫过了都
Swept all
对 我们扫过了
Swept over us
行 我们进去吧
Let's go in
伍玥 我来帮你吧
Wu Yue, let me help you
不用 我自己来就行 文韬
I don’t need to do it myself
来 扫一下
Come and scan
雨时 我们进去
We go in when it rains
小心
Be careful
对了 我刚在楼下
By the way, I was just downstairs
碰到你们班那个什么姚舜禹了
What happened to Yao Shunyu in your class?
这孩子不知道怎么回事
This kid doesn't know what's going on
虚的不行
Virtual
我店里有六味地黄丸
I have Liuwei Dihuang Wan in my store
记得让他下一单啊
Remember to let him place an order
走了
gone
拜拜 师妹
Worship sister
拜拜 师姐
Bye sister
伍玥 哎呦我的妈呀
Wu Yue, oh my god
就这点东西就累成这样
Just this little thing is so tired
你是淘宝了一块陨石吗
Did you Taobao have a meteorite?
哑铃而已
Dumbbells only
哥们儿 我建议你
Buddy i suggest you
你也购一套吧
You buy a set too
就你这体格离当医生还差得远了
Your physique is far from being a doctor
谢了
Thanks
不用谢了
No need to thank
大禹
Dayu
你用这个擦擦汗吧
You use this to wipe sweat
谢谢啊
thank you
雪中送炭的妹子最可爱了啊
The girl who gives charcoal in the snow is the cutest
Come
走了啊
Gone
累死我了
I'm exhausted
要怎样才能弄到白大褂
How can I get a white coat
去医院观摩高教授的手术呢
Go to the hospital to observe Professor Gao's operation
伍玥
Wu Yue
你怎么了
what happened to you
没事
Nothing
对了
correct
我跟七星和文静都说好了
I have agreed with Qixing and Wen Jing
明天晚上我们宿舍聚餐
Dinner in our dormitory tomorrow night
就在西门的火锅店
The hot pot restaurant in Ximen
明天啊
tomorrow
怎么了
what happened?
你有事吗
Are you alright?
没有
No
那说好了啊
That's all right
书上说孤独是人类的
The book says loneliness is human
一种自然属性
A natural attribute
就像动物要分群居和独居一样
Just like animals have to live in groups and alone
为了驱散孤独
To drive away loneliness
许多动物都选择了群居
Many animals have chosen to live in groups
而人类也不例外
And humans are no exception
我们读书 娱乐
We read and entertain
甚至交友 恋爱
Even make friends and fall in love
或许都是因为害怕孤独吧
Maybe it's all because of fear of being alone
而今天算是踏入了
And today I have stepped in
群居生活的第一步吧
The first step in group living
来 文静 喝口水啊
Coming to drink quietly
不用了
不要拒绝我
No need don't refuse me
谢谢
Thank you
别害怕
Do not be afraid
害怕的话就不要盯着看了
Don't stare if you are afraid
忍一忍一会儿就好了
Just bear it for a while
大禹
Dayu
你用这个擦擦汗吧
You use this to wipe sweat
谢谢啊
thank you
雪中送炭的妹子最可爱了啊
The girl who gives charcoal in the snow is the cutest
Come
走了
gone
心率
Heart rate
爱情的信号
Signal of love
心跳加速 双手出汗
Heartbeat accelerates sweating in both hands
呼吸急促
Shortness of breath
施洁师姐说
Sister Shi Jie said
孙时佗是因为打游戏
Sun Shituo is playing games
而窦性心动过速
Sinus tachycardia
可姚舜禹知道
But Yao Shunyu knew
孙时佗这家伙绝对是
Sun Shituo is definitely
恋 爱 了
Fall in love
据科学研究显示
According to scientific research
人与人吸引的过程
The process of attracting people
一部分与生理唤醒有关
Partly related to physical arousal
当你喜欢上一个人
When you like someone
大脑会发出信号
The brain sends out signals
开始分泌肾上腺素
Begin to secrete adrenaline
血压和心率都会提升
Blood pressure and heart rate will increase
尤其当这个人出现在你面前时
Especially when this person appears in front of you
对就是那种小鹿乱撞的感觉
Yes, it’s the feeling
而那小鹿其实就是
And that little deer is actually
你激动的小心脏
Your excited little heart
你呢
遇到那个让你心跳加速的人了吗
How about you Did you meet the person who made your heart beat faster?