Chinese Zero to Hero
【Eng Sub】非处方青春EP 07 | Youth Unprescribed (2020) (主演宋楠惜,马浩东,袁雨萱,刘哲珲,王润泽)

Channel: 优优青春剧场——YoYo Fun Station
一个女生
A girl
如果接受了你送她的花儿
If you accept the flowers you gave her
却又在你的面前
But in front of you again
对另一个男生表示好感
Show affection for another boy
这代表什么呀
What does this stand for
你一情圣 你这种问题问我
You love me, you ask me this question
碰上雨时这种仙女级别的
Fairy-level when it rains
我这情圣就是假冒伪劣
My love is fake and inferior
早就跟你说过
I told you long ago
不要轻易撩我们家雨时
Don't lightly touch our house when it rains
我倒是想
I thought
可我也得知道知道
But I have to know
她脑回路的构造啊
The structure of her brain circuit
哥们儿
Bros
我这脑子突然灵光一现
My brain suddenly flashed
我想到一个能够解救咱俩的
I think of something that can save us
万全之策
The perfect solution
说来听听
tell me the story
你看啊
Look
我呢 可以去跟我们社长建议
I can go and advise our president
让你带着你的社员们
Let you take your members
来我们话剧社做道具组
Come to our drama club to make props
你反正都是搬东西
You are moving things anyway
去哪儿搬不是搬啊
Where to move is not moving
也能起到锻炼的效果
Can also work out
直接说交换条件
Direct exchange conditions
条件就是
The condition is
你被正式任命为卧底探员
You are officially appointed as an undercover agent
帮我收集一切关于雨时的消息
Help me collect all news about rain
生活感情 思维习惯
Life feeling thinking habits
统统包括在内
All included
然后上报给我
Then report it to me
你这尺也进得太过分了吧
You have gone too far
我像是那个卖友求荣的人吗
Am I like that person who sells friends
你 你 你
you you you
你先别着急呀
Don't worry
听我给你分析啊
Listen to my analysis
首先 我是真心喜欢雨时的
First of all, I really like rain
其次 虽然我算不上优秀
Secondly, although I am not good
可我也是积极向上的五四青年呀
But I am also a proactive May Fourth Youth
而且你往深了想
And you think deeper
咱俩这知根知底的
We both know the truth
我要是成功了
If i succeed
你的闺蜜
Your girlfriends
就能免遭别的男人的伤害
You can avoid being hurt by other men.
甘当月老才是真正的友谊呀
Gandang Yuelao is true friendship
朋友
friend
你过来
come here
雨时她
When it rains
不爱吃葱花
Don't like to eat green onion
无论我打开百度
Whether i open baidu
知乎还是微博
Zhihu or Weibo
只要打出追女生三个字
Just type the words chasing girls
弹出来的相关信息都如出一辙
The relevant information that pops up is exactly the same
怎么追女生
How to chase girls
追女生最致命的三个误区
Three deadliest mistakes in chasing girls
为什么有的优秀的男生不追女生
Why some excellent boys do not chase girls
可却没有一个答案是关于
But no answer is about
女生怎么帮男生追女生
How do girls help boys chase girls
如此明显的小概率事件
Such an obvious small probability event
怎么就排除万难 分毫不差地
How can we rule out all inconsistencies
落在了我的头上呢
Fell on my head
雨时
Rain time
要不我们换个地方查资料吧
Why don't we check the information in another place?
怎么啦
what's wrong
难道你们没有听说过
Haven't you heard of
我们学校的传说吗
The legend of our school
什么呀
what
你什么星座的
What is your zodiac sign
除了葱花 还有什么忌口
What are the taboos besides green onion
完了 完了
Finished
连我的全阳命小福星
Even my entire yang ming Xiaofuxing
都开始不正常了
All started to be abnormal
什么意思
What does it mean
你们看到后面那个
You see the one behind
堆满书没有人坐的座位了吗
Are there no seats filled with books?
过 过 过来
Over here
据说是一个师姐常年占着的
It is said that it is occupied by a sister all the year round
后来她为情所伤
Later she was hurt by love
再后来
after that
那个座位就堆满师姐的书
That seat is full of Sister's books
再也没有人敢坐了
No one dared to sit anymore
同学 你占了我的位置
Classmate, you take my place
你吓死我了 你谋杀亲室友啊
You scared me to death, you murdered a roommate
我只是想提醒你 该去排练了
I just want to remind you that it’s time to rehearse
再偷听可就来不及了
It’s too late to eavesdrop
快去啊
Go quickly
我看你先
I think you first
举铁社的兄弟们
Brothers of the Iron Society
把背景板都抬上来啊
Lift up the background board
好嘞
okay
好的
Ok
小心点 小心点
Be careful, be careful
怎么样
how about it
我是不是如约让你们举铁社
Am I asking you to lift the iron club
死灰复燃 枯木逢春啦
Dead wood reignited dead wood every spring
但你对雨时的了解吧
But what do you know about the rain
还仅仅只停留在不吃葱花
Just staying on top of not eating green onions
这个程度啊
This level
一招不成 我还有连环招啊
I can't make it, I still have a series of moves
有些话 不是问出来的
Some words are not asked
而是要从心出发 用心感受
But from the heart
这个
This one
就是用数据 替我指明真理
Is to use data to show me the truth
这怎么用啊
How does this work
第一步
first step
排除万难把它戴到我女神手上
Remove it and put it on my goddess
第二步
Second step
也就是最为关键的一步
Which is the most critical step
由你 代替我 撩我女神
It’s up to you to take my goddess
我不干啊
I don't do it
这哪一个成功者前面
Which winner is ahead
不得躺着好几块的垫脚石
Do not lie with several stepping stones
你要做的
What you do
就是替我试试错 排排雷
Just try the wrong mine clearance for me
我呢 就在你的基础上
I'm based on you
复制成功 规避失败嘛
Copy successfully to avoid failure
你说你啊 就算是排雷
If you say you are mine clearance
你至少找个男生啊
You at least find a boy
那不行
That won't work
这男性有风险
This man is at risk
他不像是你
He doesn't look like you
既拥有了男性的威猛雄壮
Both have the majesty of men
又存在着女性之间
There are also women
不可跨越的性别鸿沟
The uncrossable gender gap
伍阿哥 当仁不让
Mr. Wu is not allowed
够意思
terrific
交友不慎毁一生
Dating accidentally ruined life
走啦
Leave
男女染色体和性激素水平的差异
Differences in chromosome and sex hormone levels between men and women
基本已经整理完了
Basically finished
你看看还有什么要补充的吗
Do you have anything to add?
对了 我正想和你分享一下
By the way, I just want to share with you
我最近刚看的一本书
A book i just read
书从进化心理学的角度
The book from the perspective of evolutionary psychology
阐述了几种明显的男女差异
Explained several obvious differences between men and women
戴维巴斯写的
Written by David Bass
我也看过一部分
I have also seen a part
书里解释到
The book explains
从普遍意义上讲
In a general sense
母爱是超越父爱的
Motherly love is beyond fatherly love
原因就是因为母亲
The reason is because the mother
通过分娩可以百分之百的确定
100% certainty through delivery
孩子是自己的
Child is own
但是父亲却不能做到这一点
But my father couldn't do it
Correct
其次父亲只需要交配一次
Secondly, the father only needs to mate once
就可能保留一个孩子
May keep a child
所以父亲的最佳策略
So father’s best strategy
就是多交配
Is more mating
而母亲不管一年交配多少次
And no matter how many times a mother mates a year
最多也只有一胞孩子
At most there is only one child
所以女性的最佳繁殖策略
So the best breeding strategy for women
就成为了
It becomes
保证每个孩子的成活率
Ensure the survival rate of each child
这个我倒是知道
I know this
可是抛开父爱
But aside father's love
母爱这个点先不说
Not to mention maternal love
进化心理学的基础
The foundation of evolutionary psychology
是建立在一个假设上的呀
Is based on a hypothesis
可要是这个假设不成立的话
But if this assumption is not true
那我们针对男女差异的分析
Then our analysis of the differences between men and women
不也存在问题吗
Isn't there a problem
可是这个假设
But this assumption
已经得到很多学者的认可了
Has been recognized by many scholars
但是假设是通过事实提出
But the assumption is made through facts
然后再由实验证明 实践检验
Then, the experiment proves the practice test
才能成为指导我们论文的理论啊
Can we become the theory guiding our thesis
This
通关了
Customs clearance
还是你们这小年轻厉害啊
Or are you young and powerful?
我折腾了半天
I tossed for a long time
这一关就是过不了
I can't pass this level
既然您交代的任务我完成了
Now that you have completed the task
那我拜托您的事情
Then I ask you
是不是可以开始了
Is it possible to start
好吧 说吧
Okay
也让我长长男女差异的见识
It also gave me a long experience of the differences between men and women
第一个问题
first question
男生晚归时
Boys returning late
您认为最有可能的原因是什么
What do you think is the most likely reason
荷尔蒙上头
Hormones
站在女生宿舍门口的脚
Feet standing in front of the girls' dormitory
挪不回来了呗
Can't move back
文静学霸
Wen Jing Xue Ba
你们组聊得怎么样
How is your group chatting
有没有什么过剩消耗不了的资料
Is there any excess information that cannot be consumed
可以共享一下
Can share
前面聊得还挺顺利的
The conversation was quite smooth
基本上把染色体
Basically put the chromosome
和性激素水平的差异都聊完了
I've finished talking about the difference between sex hormone levels
但是在关于进化心理学
But in terms of evolutionary psychology
阐述男女差异的方面
Explain the differences between men and women
我和文韬还有一些意见
Wen Tao and I have some comments
没有办法统一
There is no way to unify
得再找一找相关的书籍
I have to find another book
为进化心理学的假设
Hypothesis for evolutionary psychology
提供更多的佐证
Provide more supporting evidence
加油
Come on
这个是只有我一个人戴吗
Is this the only one I wear?
这经费紧张 所以就准备了两个
The funds are tight, so I prepared two
一个监测男生 一个监测女生
One monitoring boy and one monitoring girl
那为什么女生是我呀
Why is the girl me
因为你的女性特征最为明显啊
Because your female characteristics are the most obvious
这能代表男女差异的女生部分嘛
Can this represent the female part of the difference between men and women?
那男生是谁在戴啊
Who is wearing that boy?
大禹啊
Dayu
为什么是他呀
Why is he
我的意思是
I mean
你们组需要的数据
The data your group needs
为什么不让孙时佗戴呢
Why not let Sun Shituo wear it?
he
佗儿
Tuo
你不得约见约见伍玥啊
You can't meet up with Wu Yue
法医实录更新了 没工夫
Forensic memoir updated with no time
那你好歹查查资料啊
Then check the information anyway
你得交作业呢还得
You have to hand in your homework
男性有Y性染色体
Males have Y sex chromosomes
女性有X性染色体
Females have X sex chromosomes
男性体内的性腺为睾丸
The gonads in men are testes
排出精子
Sperm discharge
女性体内的性腺为卵巢
The gonads in women are ovaries
排出卵子
Ovum
男性体内的激素为睾酮
The hormone in men is testosterone
女性体内的激素为雌激素
The hormone in women is estrogen
和孕激素
And progesterone
这些资料
This information
都是观看法医实录的基础
Are the basis for watching forensic memoirs
这文韬怎么还没回来呢
Why hasn't Wen Tao returned yet?
我找找他去
I look for him
雨时 都三杯了 还喝呀
I still drink three glasses when it rains
我们中医只提倡晚上用水泡脚
Our Chinese medicine only advocates soaking feet with water at night
但是没有说 要用水灌肠啊
But I didn’t say to enema with water
你们中医难道没有说过
Didn't your Chinese medicine say it
水是兼具了零卡路里
Water has both zero calories
和饱腹感的神器吗
And an artifact of satiety?
可是你的神器喝多了吧
But you drank too much of your artifact
只会导致肾胃虚寒 肢寒怕冷
Will only lead to kidney and stomach deficiency, cold limbs, and fear of cold
冷和胖之间啊
Between cold and fat
我的饥饿感已经替我做出了选择
My hunger has made a choice for me
走吧 我陪你出去吃点东西
Let me go with you to eat something
这个点食堂应该已经关门了
This cafeteria should be closed
去西街吧
Go west street
想吃什么
What to eat
海鲜泡饭 外加一碟小菜
Seafood Kimchi with a side dish
或者滑蛋牛肉粥
Or slip the egg beef porridge
走吧
Let's go
其实 两种一起吃也不是不行啊
Actually, it’s not bad to eat together
反正你也很瘦啊
Anyway, you are also very thin
你的第二句话让我的理智
Your second sentence makes me sane
再次战胜了食欲
Defeated appetite again
算了吧 谢谢
Forget it thanks
你确定这个时间点
Are you sure this time
就是你说要陪我女神
That you said you want to accompany me
去吃饭的时候
When going to dinner
我们这个时间啊 唯一的对话
The only conversation we have at this time
就是关于出去吃饭
It's about eating out
美食的诱惑
The temptation of food
看来连我女神也是无法抗拒
It seems that even my goddess can't resist
纠正一下啊
Correct it
前提是饥饿状态下
The premise is that under hunger
并且你的女神啊
And your goddess
抵抗住了
Resisted
但是如果是 饿中投食
But if you are hungry
且饱含爱意
And full of love
这美食与爱都放在她面前的时候
When the food and love are in front of her
我相信她无法抗拒
I believe she can't resist
干嘛去
Why go
走了 回去睡觉
Go back to bed
明天早上 早饭伺候
Wait for breakfast tomorrow morning
不是你起得来吗
Didn't you get up
必须起得来
Must get up
而且 精神抖擞
And full of energy
老板
boss
一杯豆浆 荤素包子各一屉
A cup of soy milk and meat buns
不要葱花 谢谢
No chopped green onion
老板
boss
老板 给我拿五个杂粮馒头
The boss brought me five multi-grain buns
好嘞
okay
老板 结账
Boss checkout
来喽
Come on
Hey
现在
just now
雨时
Rain time
你这么早把我叫出来
You called me so early
有什么急事吗
Is there anything urgent?
这个没加葱花 拿着吧
Hold this without chopped green onion
不要跟我客气
Don't be polite to me
我呢
And me
上自习去了
Went to self-study
走啦 拜拜
Go bye bye
食堂新开了一家成都冒菜特别好吃
A new restaurant in Chengdu has opened a special dish
你们快尝一下
You guys try it
好啊
Ok
何必呢
Why bother
什么呀
what
自取其辱
Humiliate
你们啊
You guys
还是太小
Still too small
不懂我们这种
Don't understand us
高端人士的追女策略
High-end strategy for chasing women
这女孩儿被追啊
This girl was chased
心里都是有一个进度条的
There is a progress bar in my heart
不拉到最后一秒
Do not pull to the last second
绝不让你看到一丝的小鹿乱撞
Never let you see a little deer bump
此刻 需要的就是耐心
All I need now is patience
以及无微不至的关怀
And meticulous care
从而达到快进的效果
So as to achieve the effect of fast forward
Come
这块排骨
This ribs
是有致幻效果吗
Is there a hallucinogenic effect?
韬儿的这块排骨
Tao's ribs
是差了那么点意思
It's so bad
但是我早起精心准备的爱心早餐
But I woke up early and carefully prepared the loving breakfast
就没那么简单啦
It's not that simple
雨时
Rain time
雨时 你怎么一口没吃啊
Why didn't you eat a bite when it rained?
没什么胃口
Have no appetite
你是不是早上也没吃啊
Didn't you eat it in the morning?
你 没吃早餐
You didn't eat breakfast
如果清早六点你被强行叫醒
If you are forced to wake up at six in the morning
从宿舍铁门缝隙里像犯人一样
Like a prisoner from the gap in the iron door of the dormitory
接过五个特意没加葱花的
I took five deliberately without adding green onion
杂粮馒头
Multigrain buns
你们就会懂我现在的心情了
You will understand my mood now
兄弟们
Bros
唯有食欲和爱 不可辜负
Only appetite and love cannot be let down
看呀
Look
我这个食欲 根本控制不住嘛
I can't control my appetite
同学们啊
Classmates
咱们人体解剖实验课
Our human anatomy experiment class
主要目的是为了深刻了解
The main purpose is to gain a deep understanding
人体各部位的层次结构
Hierarchical structure of various parts of the human body
还有人体器官的结构特点
And the structural characteristics of human organs
和在自然状态下 各器官的位置
And the position of each organ in its natural state
和相互的关系
And mutual relations
师姐
Sister
那么今天啊
主要是通过解剖课的实习操作
So today Mainly through the practical operation of anatomy class
师姐
Sister
加深解剖学理论的学习
Deepen the study of anatomy theory
和知识的掌握
And mastery of knowledge
一会儿啊 要解剖的时候
When I want to dissect in a while
同学们要认真分辨
Students need to distinguish carefully
你怎么过来啦
Why are you here
师姐
Sister
你们怎么这个点还没有下课
Why haven't you finished class yet?
今天可是新鲜的大体老师
Today is a fresh teacher
给我们上课
Give us a lesson
我们巴不得不下课呢
We have to leave get out of class
你找我有事
You have something to do with me
这个 给你
this is for you
给我的
For me
你准备的
You prepared
你小子可以啊
Your kid can
你说我当初卖盒饭的时候
You said that when I sold lunch
怎么就没想着往里边
I didn't even think about going inside
搭配点水果呢
With some fruit
这做生意呀
Do business here
讲究的就是别出心裁
Pay attention to ingenuity
要做别人家没有的
Do something that no one else has
你是怎么想到的
How did you think
我 就是
I am
不重要
unimportant
只要这款盒饭可以大卖
As long as this box lunch can be sold
将来必有重谢
Thank you in the future
动作片段练习的剧本
Scripts for action clip practice
马上我就打印好了
I'll print it right away
社长 你看
President, look
我是送到你们宿舍楼下
I sent it downstairs to your dormitory
还是下次排练我直接带过去
I'll take it directly for the next rehearsal
好嘞 好嘞
So good so good
社长 你放心
President, don't worry
那下次排练 我指定不能忘啊
Next time I rehearse, I can’t forget
好 好 好
Good good
社长 再见
President Goodbye
拜拜 拜拜
Bye bye
那个 我们说到哪儿了
Where did we talk about
制造身体接触
Make physical contact
Correct
那个数据 已经证明了一切
That data has proved everything
剩下的
leftover
就是看你和我怎么打配合了
It depends on how you cooperate with me
我拒绝
I reject
不是说事不过三吗
Isn't it just three things?
这还没过二呢
It's not over two
你怎么能拒绝我呢
How can you refuse me
一个是我哥们儿
One is my buddy
一个是我姐们儿
One is my sisters
毫无下限地
Without limit
帮着厚颜无耻的哥们儿
Help cheeky buddies
是对我姐们儿的不负责任
Is irresponsible for my sisters
西游记里说得好
Journey to the West
送佛送到西 帮人帮到底
Send the Buddha to the West to help the people to the end
禁止使用经典名著中
Prohibit the use of classics
不存在的语句对我进行道德绑架
Non-existent sentences carried out moral kidnapping
你还是不懂
You still don't understand
喜欢一个人得不到
I don't like one
甚至连接近的机会都没有
There is not even a chance to connect
你空有一个想对她好的心
You have a heart that wants to treat her well
但是你往哪儿献都不清楚
But you don’t know where to go
是有多痛不欲生
How painful it is
多百爪挠心
Many claws scratching the heart
这都是你的哥们儿跟姐们儿
These are your buddies and sisters
难道你就不能替他们
Can't you just replace them
创造一个机会吗
Create an opportunity
还有两天就要交男女差异作业了
There are two days to hand in the difference between men and women
我连搭档面儿都没见上
I didn't even see my partner's face
我百爪挠心的程度不亚于你
I'm as scratchy as you are
早说呀
Say early
你的百爪挠心
Your claws scratch your heart
哥们儿替你挠了
Buddy scratching for you
只是问你几个简单的问题
Just ask you a few simple questions
不会打扰太多时间
Won't disturb too much time
第一个问题
first question
你最喜欢人身上什么部位
What part of your body do you like best
这个问题
this problem
我之前没有想过
I haven't thought about it before
那 你不妨现在想想
Then you may think about it now
它是需要人体的器官吗
Is it an organ that needs the human body
还是包括骨骼啊
Still include bones
都可以
Ok
要不你还是给我一个范畴吧
Or would you give me a category?
不然我怕我找不出正确答案
Otherwise, I'm afraid I won't find the correct answer
其实在喜好的范畴里
Actually in the category of preferences
不一定非要找到正确答案
It is not necessary to find the correct answer
对了 伍玥
Oh Wu Yue
七星有跟你说
Qixing told you
她要打包什么饭菜了吗
Is she going to pack any meals?
她没说吧
She didn't say it
那我问她一下吧
Then let me ask her
雨时 我不能和你去食堂了
I can't go to the cafeteria with you when it rains
怎么了
what happened
我得去堵孙时佗
I have to block Sun Shituo
不然作业就彻底完了
Otherwise, the work will be completely finished
我先走了啊
I'm leaving now
那要我帮你打包吗
Do you want me to pack it for you?
不用不用 我自己解决
No need to solve it by myself
饭都不吃啦
Don't eat any food
人呢
What about people
学校西门水果店
School Ximen Fruit Shop
我的人呢
My people
学校食堂
School canteen
等等
and many more
把握好尺度啊
Grasp the scale
胡作非为的话我要替天行道了啊
I'm going to do it for Tian Xing
行 我心里有数
OK in my heart
堵你的人去吧 走了啊
Go ahead and stop.
当心点啊你
Be careful, you
雨时
Rain time
我有话对你说
I have something to tell you
其实我从开学的时候就挺
Actually, I was pretty kind when I started school
you
时佗 我们能聊聊吗
Can Shito talk about Shi Tuo?
老板
boss
批量采购能有多大的优惠力度
How much discount can bulk purchases have
那要看你买多少啊
It depends on how much you buy
几十斤吧 而且每天都买
Tens of pounds, and buy every day
那你等等
Then you wait
我去问问我们家那口子
I'll ask our family
好嘞
okay
男女差异作业的事
The difference between men and women
你就不打算和我聊聊吗
Don't you plan to chat with me
有什么好聊的
Anything interesting
随便找点资料写个报告不就得了
Just find some information and write a report.
这要是随便能够找点资料就可以
If you can just find some information
那朱老师干吗让我们组队
Why did Mr. Zhu let us form a team
观察讨论啊
Observe and discuss
小题大做呗
Make a big fuss
不是 就一观察作业
Not just observe the homework
犯得着这么上纲上线的吗
Do you have to be so up and running?
没看到我有更重要的事情要忙吗
Didn't you see that I have more important things to do?
资料我可以负责找
I can find the information
但讨论你必须得参加呀
But you have to participate in the discussion
小兄弟 咱们进来聊聊
Let's come in and talk
好嘞
okay
孙时佗
Sun Shituo
兼职 刷墙去了
Go wall painting part-time
表白落下的病根子
Confession
要想收获爱情的喜悦
To reap the joy of love
必先承受表白的痛苦
Must first suffer the pain of confession
表白这件事
Confession
本身就是一个悖论
Itself a paradox
所谓表白
Confession
是建立在双方彼此有意的基础上
Is based on the intention of both parties
鉴于一方没有勇气表达
Given that one party has no courage to express
由另一方来指出二人之间
It’s up to the other party to point out between the two
存在的真实情感
Real emotion
俗称捅破窗户纸
Commonly known as pierced window paper
这就等同于游戏中击杀野怪
This is equivalent to killing monsters in the game
击杀的重点从来不会是最后一刀
The point of killing is never the last one
能否击杀
Can kill
取决于之前A到什么程度
Depends on how far A was before
满血的野怪
Bloody monster
一刀绝不会致命
A knife will never be fatal
无意的姑娘
Unintentional girl
表白也绝不会成功
Confession will never succeed
你也会打这个游戏
You will also play this game
上了王者之后 我就卸载了
After I got the king, I uninstalled it
大神啊
God
要不帮你装这个游戏
Do you want to install this game for you
咱俩一起开黑吧
Let's go black together
你打什么位置
What position do you play
中单还是打野
Mid laner or jungler
佗佗 佗佗
Tuo Tuo Tuo Tuo
现在的问题不是怎么打游戏
The question is not how to play the game
而是哥们儿怎么把这最后一刀
It's how the buddy took this last knife
砍瓷实喽
Cut porcelain
在现有的基础上砍这一刀
Chop this knife on the existing basis
只会刀毁人亡
Will only kill people
且成为天下人的笑柄
And become the laughing stock of the world
天下人的笑柄
The world's laughing stock
笑柄
laughing stock
天下人
World people
笑柄
laughing stock
我知道了
I know
要想成为天下人的笑柄
If you want to be a laughing stock
先得让天下人都知道
First let everyone in the world know
我就多余说啊
I won't say more
你们
you guys
得帮我
Help me
兄弟的幸福
Brother happiness
拜托了
please
童雨时
Childhood
你的美丽是使我冲动的乙酰肝碱
Your beauty is the heparan that makes me impulsive
数个春秋 尽是数个夜无眠
Spring and autumn are sleepless all night
雨时
Rain time
从第一次见到你
From seeing you for the first time
我就知道我要生病了
I knew I was going to be sick
你就像肿瘤潜伏在我身上
You are like a tumor lurking in me
如同黑色素瘤扩散全身
As melanoma spreads throughout the body
等我想要切除时
When I want to remove
为时已晚
It's too late
已经扩散到我心里了
Has spread to my heart
你就像久未治愈的青光眼
You are like glaucoma that has not been cured for a long time
让我无法控制的盲目
Blindness beyond my control
视野渐渐狭窄
Vision is narrowing
周围的事物都在模糊
Everything around is blurry
往哪儿看
Where to look
只能看到你
Can only see you
童雨时
Childhood
童雨时
Childhood
童雨时
Childhood
童雨时
Childhood
雨时看这里
Look here when it rains
雨时
Rain time
你看好了啊
You look good
雨时
Rain time
你拿出手机呀
You take out your phone
你看见那个二维码了吗
Did you see that QR code
那上面
That above
就是那天我想对你说的话
That's what i wanted to say to you that day
好浪漫
how romantic
雨时 你不扫一下吗
Don't you sweep it when it rains
怎么了 你扫不到吗
Why can't you scan
扫啊
Sweep
扫啊
Sweep
快点 扫啊
Hurry up
扫啊
Sweep
吵什么吵
Noisy
还让不让人好好解剖啦
Don't let people dissect
雨时 抓紧时间啊
Hurry up when it rains
怎么走了啊 怎么走了
Why are you leaving?
干吗 走了
Why are you leaving
干嘛走呀
Why go
别走呀
Don't go
雨时
Rain time
你不想知道大禹说了什么吗
Don't you want to know what Dayu said
如果我听了
If i listen
就必须要做出回应
You have to respond
而这个回应势必会让我们双方
And this response is bound to make both of us
都陷入尴尬
Embarrassed
没准
Maybe
连朋友都做不成
Can't even make friends
避免尴尬的最好办法
The best way to avoid embarrassment
就是不予回应
Just don't respond
写的什么鬼哦
What the hell are you writing?
童时雨
Childhood rain
童雨时
Childhood
我的心只属于你
My heart belongs to you
童雨时
Childhood
好 好
Good
童雨时 童雨时
Child rain time
怪不得找不到女朋友
No wonder I can't find my girlfriend
搞得你们跟找得到男朋友一样
Make you the same as finding a boyfriend
不用安慰我
Don't comfort me
我的内心已经开启了
My heart has opened
应急疗伤系统
Emergency treatment system
it is good
不是 你还真的不安慰我啊
It’s not that you really don’t comfort me
是不是哥们儿了
Is it a buddy?
你不是自己刚刚说的吗
Didn't you just say
我和我最后的倔强
Me and my last stubbornness
就不能理解一下
Can't understand
情场失意
Frustrated
那学业还是可以得意的嘛
Can you still be proud of your studies?
我和时佗约好了
I have an appointment with Shi Tuo
咱们回头再说啊
Let's go back and talk
你看一下我整理的调查报告
Take a look at the investigation report I compiled
如果你觉得没什么问题
If you think there is no problem
就在首页签上你的名字
Just sign your name on the homepage
我就一起带给老师
I will bring it to the teacher
怎么跟签卖身契似的
How does it look like signing a contract
再说了 我准备内容还没加进去
Besides, I haven’t added the content yet
怎么就交给老师了
Why did you give it to the teacher?
我已经从男女的生理结构
I have moved from the physiological structure of men and women
思维差异 性别差异这几个方面
Thinking differences and gender differences
进行了详细地对比论述
Made a detailed comparison and discussion
可以说是一个很完整的调查报告
It can be said to be a very complete investigation report
再添加别的东西
Add something else
我觉得没这个必要
I don't think it's necessary
那怎么行
How about that
我多年积累的星座知识
The constellation knowledge I have accumulated over the years
以及周易八卦
And Zhouyi gossip
你说不用就不用啦
Don’t use it if you say no
这两天我搜集了一些
I have collected some in the past two days
关于男女差异的资料
Information about the differences between men and women
给你看看
show you
我们现在时间比较紧张
Our time is now tight
我建议啊
I suggest
我们就从男女的显性差异方面
We will look at the obvious difference between men and women
进行论述
Discuss
第一 比较切合我们专业知识
The first compares to our professional knowledge
第二 可供选择的资料相对较多
The second selection of materials is relatively large
男女差异这么大的命题
The proposition that the difference between men and women is so big
你怎么知道你选的方向就是对的
How do you know the direction you chose is right
或许你有更好的意见
Maybe you have a better opinion
我们可以讨论啊
We can discuss
我是没想清楚啊
I didn't think about it
但显性差异这个角度
But the obvious difference
太显而易见了
Too obvious
没准大半个班的同学
Maybe most of the classmates
都能跟你撞报告
Can hit you with reports
我考虑过这些问题
I have considered these issues
所以我选择的是些
So I chose some
相对偏门的资料
Relatively biased data
就比如说
Just like
女性 对于疼痛的感觉更强烈
Women feel more strongly about pain
男性的胃 相对女性更容易受伤
Men's stomachs are more likely to be injured than women
女性经历过妊娠 怀孕
Women have experienced pregnancy
她更容易得胆结石
She is more prone to gallstones
还有
and also
腹部以及体脂的差异
Abdominal and body fat differences
以及 不是
And not
你怎么知道
how do you know
从这些冷门的角度去阐述
From the perspective of these unpopular
就不会和别人重复
Will not repeat with others
所以啊
so
我需要和你讨论啊
I need to discuss with you
进化加心理等于
Evolution plus psychology equals
进化心理学诞生于20世纪80年代
Evolutionary psychology was born in the 1980s
以达尔文的进化论为指导
Guided by Darwin's theory of evolution
探讨人类心理的结构和起源
Explore the structure and origin of human psychology
是一种综合了生物学
Is a comprehensive biology
心理学和社会科学的
Psychology and social sciences
研究思想的科学
Science of thought
它认为
It thinks
人类祖先在过去的几百万年里
Human ancestors in the past millions of years
遭遇过各种各样的生存挑战
Encountered various survival challenges
适应了这些生存挑战的
Adapted to these survival challenges
就活了下来
Just survived
而他们身上就带有
And they carry
能够应对这些生存挑战的心理机制
The psychological mechanism that can meet these survival challenges
当前学术界
Current academia
对进化心理学的评价毁誉参半
The evaluation of evolutionary psychology is mixed
支持者认为它是心理学
Supporters think it is psychology
未来发展的方向
Future directions
是整合心理学的元理论
Meta-theory of integrated psychology
批评者认为它只是“新瓶装旧酒”
Critics think it is just "old wine in a new bottle"
只不过是社会生物学理论的“翻版”
It's just a "reproduction" of social biology theory
进化心理学到底靠不靠谱
Is evolutionary psychology reliable?
你怎么看
What do you think