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《手机里的浣熊小镇》 第16话:压力山大 | 会员专享
April 15, 2021
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欢迎你来到浣熊小镇
Welcome to the Raccoon Town.
GIVE ME FIVE 和你的眼神确认
Give me five and look me in my eyes.
相信我不要有疑问
Believe me, don't doubt.
人与人的缘分没有剧本
Our fate isn't predetermined.
欢迎你来到浣熊小镇
Welcome to the Raccoon Town. Raccoon Town in the Phone Stressed Out
笨阿墩
Silly Dun!
这点小事都做不好
Hope of the town You've failed such a simple task.
不理你了
Go away!
But
是么么没说清楚
but you didn't explain it well!
Humph!
臭阿墩
Nuisance!
我生气了
I'm pissed.
不跟你说话
Don't talk to me!
那我也生气
Humph! Then I'm pissed, too!
Confidential Humph!
傻阿墩
Silly Dun! Venting house
臭阿墩
Vent all your anger Nuisance!
居然凶我
How dare you shout at me?
啊啊啊气死了
Aghhh! So annoying!
Huh? Venting house Vent all your anger
发泄馆
A venting house?
正好
It's perfect!
哼哼
Humph!
欢迎光临发泄馆
Welcome to the venting house.
嘿嘿
Ha ha.
请问需要哪种服务
How can I help you?
终极单人套餐
One punch set for me.
好滴
No problem.
我打
Ha!
呼呼呼呼
Hmm.
呼呼呼呼
Hmm.
是么么没说清楚
You didn't explain it well.
哇呀呀呀呀呀呀呀
Aghhh! Fighter Rooster MeMe
我打我打我打我打我打
Ha! Ha! Ha!
你已经死了
You're dead.
Oh, no!
Ha!
舒服
Awesome!
欢迎
See you
下 下次光临
next... time. The next day
镇长早
Good morning, mayor.
大熊早
Good morning, Mr. Bear.
怎么回事
What's going on?
今天的么么一点都不凶
Meme is not mean at all today.
镇长开始工作吧
Mayor, please start working.
反而更可怕了
Mayor It's even creepier. Venting house Under maintenance
大土墩
Yokel Dun!
Humph!
才没有
Don't call me that!
Humph!
我哪里土了
I'm not a yokel!
我也要学么么
I'll do as Meme does.
买买买
It's time for shopping!
但是
But,
要买什么好呢
what should I get?
现在的年轻人啊都流行玩抽卡游戏呐
Character card draw is popular among young people these days.
你看
Look,
这是我抽到的角色卡
these are the cards I got.
帅气吧
Looking cool, huh?
就几张卡片
What's the fun
有什么好玩的啊
in drawing cards?
说了你也不懂
You won't get it, anyway.
大土墩
Yokel Dun.
Humph!
不就是氪金抽卡么
You just pay to draw cards, fine! Lucky house First draw for free 80% discount on 10 draws
欢迎光临
Welcome.
你好
Hello.
请问要抽卡嘛
Would you like to try?
首抽只要六元哦
The first draw is only six yuan.
Sunday only Whoa.
都好漂亮啊
Nice-looking cards.
Hmm.
这个好可爱
This one is cute.
我好喜欢
Sunday only I like it so much!
来一包
One pack for me.
Here you are. Lucky pack Sunday only
这不是超稀有的
Isn't it the super rare
限定版SSR闪卡么
limited SSR flash card?
Huh?
没抽到小狗
I didn't get the puppy.
再来十包
Another ten packs.
好 好嘞
A-alright. Sunday only
十张都是限定的
Ten limited
最高级
supreme
UR闪卡
UR flash cards.
什么 从没有见过这样的情况
Sunday only
怎么又不是
What? I've never seen anything like this! No way!
应该是出BUG了吧
There must be a bug!
老板
Boss,
再来一箱
another box.
Bling! Lucky house First draw for free 80% discount on 10 draws
Agh!
怎么啦出什么事啦
What's wrong? What happened?
Ha ha.
终于抽到你啦
I finally got you!
这就是
He is
传说中的
the so-called
欧皇
"lucky one"!
Agh!
嘿嘿
Ha ha.
真开心
What a nice day!
嘿嘿
Ha ha. The lucky one
我 我的爱豆
Town daily April 29th 2021, thursday, town daily press Yamazaki sugarman: celebrity getting married M-my idol
结婚了
is married!
Fan Oh no.
房子塌了
I lost my faith.
诶 么么
Mayor Hey, Meme,
你减肥啦
did you lose weight?
我的快乐就这么没有了
I've lost all my happiness. Confidential Mayor Hope of the town
Oh.
呜呜呜呜呜
Oh.
小姐姐小姐姐
Hey, pretty.
新推出的虚拟男友服务要不要了解一下啊
Would you like to learn about the VR boyfriend service?
虚拟
VR
男友
boyfriend?
这些都是我们最新研发的虚拟男友机器人
These are our latest VR boyfriend robots
采用最尖端的技术
with state-of-the-art technology, Super
充分考虑用户需求
catering to consumer needs,
满足每一位用户的私人定制需求
and can be customized for every user.
Huh?
Agh! Yamazaki sugarman
Whoa!
我要这个
I want this one!
哇喔
The next day... MeMe's home Whoa. Whoa
我的爱豆被我追到了
I have my idol at home with me. Yamazaki sugarman forever
快试试看
Let me try it.
从今以后
From now on,
你就是我守护一生的公主
you'll be my precious princess forever.
Wow.
一模一样
He's identical.
我愿意为你出生入死
I swear to protect you even at the cost
斩妖除魔
of my life.
Agh!
偶买噶
Oh, my god!
我好了
I'm revived!
就这样
Just like that,
么么与虚拟男友的幸福生活开始了
Meme lives happily with her VR boyfriend. One week later... MeMe's home
Hmm.
腻了
Enough.
宝宝饿不饿啊
Are you hungry, sweetie?
我给你做好吃的呀
I made something for you.
不要
No.
宝宝冷不冷啊
Are you chilly, sweetie?
记得多穿衣服呦
Put on more clothes.
Okay.
宝宝你要去哪
Where are you going, sweetie?
我一个人出去走走
I'm going for a walk alone.
Hmm.
怎么突然感觉一点意思都没有
Why did it suddenly become so boring?
Yamazaki sugarman not married! April 30th 2021, friday, town daily press Town daily Rumor refutation! Huh?
在那一瞬间
At that moment,
么么明白了
Meme realized... Yamazaki Support revive
小甜心们
其实她更享受的
Yamazaki sugarman news conference Sweethearts. what she enjoys is...
我回来啦
I'm back!
是追星的过程
the process...
糖人糖人
Sugarman
那种一起打榜
我爱你
of voting, I love you!
一起狂欢
cheering...
我也爱你们
I love you, too.
一起畅谈
Agh! and talking
统一战线的感觉
with other fans.
我的快乐
Yamazaki My happiness
又回来啦
is back!
才是她恋恋不舍的
News conference That's what she enjoys the most.
保安
Guards!
保安 保安在吗
Guards! Where're the guards? Based on the cartoon of the same name.
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