Chinese Zero to Hero
【ENG SUB】童雨时对高一扬产生好感 两人研究男女生差异 非处方青春 05 | Youth Unprescribed 05
July 15, 2020
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我伍玥啊
I am Wu Yue
已经满血复活了
Already full of blood and resurrected
我要越挫越勇
I want to be more frustrated
争取成为高教授的第一个女学生
Strive to become Professor Gao's first female student
恭喜重返人间啊
Congratulations on returning to the world
她是重返人间了
She is back in the world
我们可是坠入地狱了
We fell into hell
就从明天起
From tomorrow
我要早起晨跑六公里
I want to get up early and run six kilometers in the morning
坚持锻炼四十分钟
Keep on exercising for forty minutes
怎么样
how about it
要不要和我一起
Do you want to be with me
来 来 来
Come here
让我们B515
Let's B515
一起勇攀医学高峰
Climb the peak of medicine together
YES
YES
怎么了 雨时
What happened when it rained
怎么不吃啊
Why don't you eat
筷子都没动
The chopsticks didn't move
要不我去给你买点别的吧
Should I go buy something else for you?
在伍玥同学的努力下
With the efforts of classmate Wu Yue
我们寝室已经变成了
Our bedroom has become
解剖学海报陈列室
Anatomy poster showroom
从骨骼模式到内脏结构
From bone mode to visceral structure
再到人体病变器官
To human diseased organs
就连天花板上挂的都是
Even those hanging on the ceiling
昨天晚上伴着我入睡的
I was with me last night
是一块肠壁
Is a wall of intestine
上面有好多好多小孔
There are many small holes on it
我一边数孔 一边数羊
I count the holes while counting the sheep
密集恐惧症要发作了
Dense phobia is about to happen
那是得了阿米巴痢疾的结肠
That's the colon with amoebic dysentery
小孔都是寄生虫留下的
Small holes are left by parasites
还有一张化脓性脑膜炎的照片
There is also a picture of suppurative meningitis
脑底啊
The bottom of the brain
肯定还有好多好多淡黄色的浓液
There must be a lot of yellowish liquid
像文韬碗里菜汤的颜色
Like the color of vegetable soup in Wentao bowl
这算什么
what is this
我还知道长得像花菜的肿瘤
I also know that the tumor looks like cauliflower
像火龙果的胆囊结石
Gallbladder stones like dragon fruit
像荔枝的鼻息肉
Nasal polyps like lychees
一挤啊
Squeeze
就能出水的那种
The kind that can produce water
你们怎么都知道这么多呀
How do you all know so much?
法医实录我是白看的吗
Did I read the forensic medical record in vain?
我还知道精曲小管
I also know Jingqu tubule
长得像方便面
Looks like instant noodles
米泔水样便
Rice swill watery stool
像加了芝麻酱的海鲜粥
Like seafood porridge with sesame sauce
大禹
Dayu
你那盘咖喱饭是
Your plate of curry rice is
stop
伍玥我就不说了啊
Wu Yue, I won't say it
韬儿
Taoer
你啊 还是太嫩
You are still too tender
反应那么大
The reaction is so big
看看我嘛
Look at me
一点反应我都没有
I didn't respond at all
那你还记得
Then do you remember
我们那天一起拿的标本吗
Did we take the specimen together that day
还记得福尔马林
Remember Formalin
那股酸酸甜甜的味道吗
Is that sour and sweet taste?
这是唱哪出啊
Where is this singing
要升级装备吗
Do you want to upgrade your equipment
不 不 不
No no no
师姐 我们宿舍
Sister, our dormitory
都要患上标本厌食后遗症了
I will suffer from anorexia sequelae
这很正常
This is normal
这是学医的必经之路
This is the only way to study medicine
不过呢
But what
坚持就是胜利
Persistence is victory
再多撑一秒
One more second
我们B515
US B515
就要被这些装备给团灭了
Will be destroyed by the equipment
那就看在你是黄金vip的份上
It depends on you being a golden VIP
再给你支一招
Give you another trick
这以毒攻毒是最有效的办法
This is the most effective way to attack poison with poison
我们学医的人啊
We who study medicine
要是一天闻不到
If you can't smell it one day
这福尔马林的味道
The smell of formalin
那简直就会食欲不振的
Then it will be a loss of appetite
预备
preparation
开始
Start
文静 七星 你们没事吧
Wenjing Seven Stars, are you okay?
还行 没事
Okay
我是怎么也没有想到
I never imagined
自己有一天居然会用冰红茶续命
One day I will continue my life with ice tea
更可怕的是
Even more terrifying
现在冰红茶已经没有用了
Now the ice tea is no longer useful
一克糖能产生四千卡热量
One gram of sugar can produce four kilocalories
一瓶冰红茶四百九十毫升
A bottle of ice tea 490ml
至少有九茶匙糖
At least nine teaspoons of sugar
一百八十卡热量
180 calories
比三百五十五毫升的可口可乐
Than 355 ml of Coca-Cola
还高四十卡
40 cards higher
全是化学添加剂啊
All are chemical additives
童雨时 你完了
You were done when Tong Yu
这都是我的错
It's all my fault
我叶公好龙 我揠苗助长
I'm a good man and I'm a dragon
都快省省力气吧
Let's save time and effort
一会儿想吐都爬不起来
I can't get up if I want to vomit for a while
我已经吐得没力气了
I'm spitting down
谁能扶我上个厕所
Who can help me use the toilet
我也好想吐啊
I feel like vomiting too
可是我好饿啊
But i'm so hungry
我舍不得就这么吐了
I can't bear to just vomit
走 吃饭去
Go for dinner
好 叫上他们
So call them
大禹 吃饭了
Dayu has dinner
我不吃了
I'm not eating
我来扶你
I'll help you
不去
Not going
别说废话
Don't talk nonsense
不想吃
I do not want to eat
你就拉我去了 我也不吃
You just pull me away and I don’t eat
就算拉我去我也不吃
I won’t eat it even if you pull me
来 把门关上
Come close the door
我真的不吃
I really don't eat
我一点也不饿
I'm not hungry at all
雨时
Rain time
你们怎么来啦
Why are you here
一起吃点吧
Eat together
还是不了吧
Still not
别客气 一起吃点吧
Don’t be polite to eat together
来来来 往里坐 往里坐
Sit back and forth
那 吃吧
Eat
来来来 吃吃吃
Come come and eat
这肺片不错
This lung is good
好吃 好吃
delicious
吃啊
Eat
有点咸
A bit salty
文静
Quiet
文静 你吐完就回来啊
Wenjing, come back after you vomit
我留块猪肚子等你啊
I'll leave a pig belly for you
吃吃吃 不管她 不管她
Eat eat eat whatever she doesn't care about her
好 今天的课呢
Good class today
基本上就是这样
Basically this
谢谢老师
Thank you, teacher
来 大家都坐好了
Everyone is seated
还有十五分钟啊
Fifteen minutes left
我还有话要讲的
I have something to say
下面呢
Below
我要布置的可是你们入学以来的
I want to decorate it since you started school
第一份作业
First assignment
大家要拿出
Everyone wants to come up
百分之一百二十的努力
One hundred and twenty percent effort
重视起来
Pay attention to
好嘞
it is good okay
在接下来的一周呢
In the next week
咱们班同学
Our classmates
将以两人为单位
Will take two people as a unit
一男一女 自行组队
One man and one woman team up on their own
观察彼此
Observe each other
找出你们所能发现的男女差异
Find out the differences between men and women you can find
然后每组交一份观察报告给我
Then each group submits an observation report to me
那我们是跟谁都可以吗
Can we follow anyone?
是啊
Yes
好啦 来
Alright
it is good
前提是
The premise is
这个男女双方得完全自愿的
This man and woman have to be completely voluntary
好 下面呢
Well below
咱们男生女生面对面
We boys and girls face to face
各站成一排
Stand in a row
各位 咱们不是男女速配啊
Guys, we are not speed dating for men and women
是正经做作业
Is doing homework seriously
别有什么心理负担
Don't have any psychological burden
买卖不成 情谊在的
Trading is not a friendship
祝你好运啊
Good luck
来 我宣布
Come to announce
分组开始
Group start
我就知道
I knew it
一决高下
Dominate
雨时
Rain time
咱俩一组吧
Let's go together
是不是
is not it
Hi
你不会见死不救吧
Won't you die
带着我入火坑哪
Take me into the fire pit
我真的 真的不能和他一组的
I really can’t be with him
眼下这个机会真的太好 太好
Right now this opportunity is really too good
你让我怎么放弃
How do you let me give up
成败在此一举
Success or failure
是哥们儿 你就成全我
If you are a buddy, you will fulfill me
真的 真的
really
过去 过去 过去
Past past past
it is good
我看都差不多了
I think it's almost the same
我再强调一下啊
Let me emphasize again
咱们这学期的作业啊
Our homework this semester
都会算成学分
Will count as credits
加入到期末考试的成绩评定
Join the final assessment of the final exam
成绩最好的同学呢
Where is the best student
有优先权选择期末
Have priority choice
跟随高教授实习
Follow Professor Gao's internship
都明白了吧
Do you understand
好 下课啊
Good get out of class
朱老师
teacher Zhu
分组结果还能再改吗
Can the grouping result be changed again?
年轻人 难免冲动啊
Young people are impulsive
万一后悔了
In case you regret it
你重新给我一个做人的机会
You give me a chance to be a man again
行不行
Ok
这个只要你们商量好
As long as you negotiate
我是不反对的
I have no objection
您 您确定
Are you sure
确定啊
Sure
Row
谢谢老师
Thank you, teacher
走了 伍玥
Wu Yue left
Row
go
你们要参加什么社团呀
What club are you going to join?
七星 你想参加什么社团呀
Qixing, what club do you want to join?
我呀 还不
I still don't
同学 同学
Classmates
街舞社了解一下
Street Dance Club
你可能需要一个
You may need a
姑娘们请留步
Girls please stay
那个 下午两点钟啊
At two o'clock that afternoon
开始社团招新活动
Start a new club activity
我替文韬通知一声
I will give Wen Tao a notice
希望大家积极报名踊跃参与呀
I hope everyone will sign up and participate actively
怎么我们没有啊
Why don't we
这位姑娘
This girl
我看你面若桃花 星若璀璨
I think your face is as bright as a peach blossom star
并非庸常之辈
Not ordinary
不知哪个社团能得你的垂青啊
I don't know which society can win your favor
你们呢
what about you
我还好 只要不耽搁学习都行
I'm fine as long as I don't delay learning
我出门之前睡了个午觉
I took a nap before going out
做了个噩梦
Had a nightmare
蹇叔哭师
Uncle Jian
秦师大败在崤山
Qin Shi defeated in Weishan
三帅皆擒尽放还
All three handsomes are released
蹇叔谏言因不听
Uncle Jian's admonishment was not heard
倒戈舍甲返秦间
Return to the Qin Room
姑娘 咱能翻译成人话吗
Can we translate adult language
这个意思就是
This means
我应该静如处子
I should be quiet
最好是闭门不出
It's better not to close the door
老实呆着
Be honest
我一会儿回去就得休眠
I have to go to sleep when I go back
你确定在宿舍没事
Are you sure it's okay in the dormitory
万一地震了 失火了
In case of an earthquake, there was a fire
天花板塌了
The ceiling collapsed
或者灯突然掉下来
Or the lights fall suddenly
砸到了你的脸上
Hit your face
Pooh
狗嘴里吐不出象牙的
Dogs can't spit out ivory
Come
对了
correct
今天怎么是你在发申请表呀
Why are you sending the application form today?
文韬呢
Where is Wen Tao
他呀
He
有更重要的任务
Have more important tasks
漫画社怎么样
How about comics
没兴趣
Not interested in
爱心社
Love Heart Club
没兴趣
Not interested in
合唱团 滑轮社
Choir Pulley Club
羽毛球社
Badminton club
统统没兴趣
Not interested at all
重在参与嘛
Focus on participation
多认识新朋友 多学习新技能
Meet new friends and learn new skills
朱老师交代我
Teacher Zhu told me
要务必保证咱们班每个同学
Make sure that every classmate in our class
有百分之
Percent
你可算回来啦
You can count it back
你不知道刚孙时佗是怎么怼我的
You don’t know how Tuo was my grandson
跟他多待一秒钟
Stay with him for a second
就多损我一分阳寿
It would hurt me a lot
所以我们都要好好活着
So we all have to live alive
比他们多活一秒都是胜利
Living one second longer than them is a victory
娘娘 您请
Sissy please
这么殷勤啊
So diligent
娘娘 您看啊
Look, sissy
您是国色天香 沉鱼落雁之貌啊
You are the appearance of Shenxiang
有话直讲
Speak directly
像您这般玲珑剔透的可人儿
Nice and delicate like you
你怎么会不知道我在讲什么
Why don't you know what i'm talking about
好啦
Alright
我给你指条明路吧
Let me show you the way
换组的关键不在于我
The key to changing teams is not me
在另外那人
In the other person
他换你就换
He will change for you
再啰嗦信不信我赏你一丈红啊
Believe it or not, I will reward you
娘娘息怒
Niang Niang
小的这就去办
Small one will do it
等等
and many more
今天下午你打算报什么社团呀
What club are you going to report this afternoon?
I
换组的燃眉之急未解
The urgent need to change groups
我管他进哪个社团呢
Which club do I manage?
走啦
Leave
大禹
Dayu
正找你呢
Looking for you
怎么着
Why
你也报话剧社啊
You also report to the drama club
I
对自己没信心是不是
Are you not confident in yourself?
我其实是 没事
I'm actually fine
每个人都有追求梦想的权利
Everyone has the right to pursue their dreams
我就特别羡慕你这样的
I especially envy you like this
羡慕我
Envy me
你看啊
Look
因为外形的限制
Because of the shape limitation
我的戏路就只能是才子佳人
I can only be a talented lady
但是你不一样啊
But you are different
你努力努力
You work hard
你说不定能成为谐星
You might be a comedian
或者 特型演员
Or special actors
我找你 有正事
I have something to do with you
同学
Classmate
来了解一下我们成 不用 谢谢
Come and understand our success without thank you
功 者 协会
Kung Fu Association
师妹 来来来
Come here
师姐 来 施洁师姐
Sister Shi Jie
了解一下我们成功者协会
Learn about our association of winners
这是我的申请表
This is my application form
好的
Ok
先别走 听我说说嘛
Don’t listen to me first
我们成功者协会呢
Our successful association
是历史最悠久的社团之一
Is one of the oldest societies
我们的人数
Our number
也是居所有社团之首
Is also the first of all clubs
我们坚信梦想的力量
We firmly believe in the power of dreams
它是热情的源泉
It is a source of enthusiasm
是潜能的发源地
Is the birthplace of potential
是成功的助推剂
Is a successful booster
没有梦想
No dream
人生就失去了意义
Life loses its meaning
纵观古今中外所有的成功者
Looking at all the successful people in China and abroad
哪个不是对工作和事业
Which is not for work and career
爱得如痴如醉
Love intoxicated
正是他们爱情的火
It's the fire of their love
点燃了他们耀眼的成功
Ignited their dazzling success
加入我们
join us
加入成功者协会
Join the Winners Association
让我们一起点燃梦想 照亮成功
Let us ignite our dreams together to illuminate our success
都听明白了吧
Understand it all
那来填表吧
Then fill in the form
考虑一下
think about it
不行
No way
真的不行
Really can not
我这好不容易才排除万难
I'm going to rule it out
跋山涉水的跟我女神合二为一了
The mountains and rivers are united with my goddess
我不跟你说了
That's all for now
社长 你好
Hello President
你好
Hello there
社长 请看
President, please see
这是我七岁时
This was when i was seven
参加学校文艺会演时
When participating in school literary and art performances
拿到的荣誉证书
Honor certificate
这是我八岁时
This was when i was eight
参加全市少年儿童主持人大赛
Participate in the city host competition
获得的小雏鹰奖章
The little eagle medal won
这是我
this is me
你等一下啊
Wait a minute
说说为什么参加话剧社吧
Tell me why you joined the drama club
在距离今天约两千四百年前的
About 2,400 years ago
爱琴海边
Aegean seaside
世界戏剧艺术在古希腊诞生
World theatre art was born in ancient Greece
伟大的思想家 哲学家
Great thinker philosopher
科学家 教育家 亚里士多德
Aristotle, scientist educator
曾在诗学中
In poetics
表述了对戏剧本质的认识
Expressed the understanding of the nature of drama
一切的艺术 都是模仿
All art is imitating
stop
你是 临床二班的
You are in the second clinical class
对啊
Yes indeed
这就通过啦
This is passed
高一扬是他们班的
Gao Yiyang belongs to their class
只要你能拉上你们班
As long as you can take your class
高一扬入社
Gao Yiyang joined the club
再拉几个群演 道具员
Pull a few more group performance props
一切好说呀
Everything is easy to say
it is good
师姐再见
Sister goodbye
再见
大禹
Goodbye
这位同学
Dayu This classmate
变装你考虑吗
Do you think about dragging
做幕后你愿意吗
Will you do it behind the scenes
你这个形象 让我有点为难
Your image makes me a little embarrassed
其实吧
Actually
我们现在最缺的是男演员
What we lack most is an actor
以后请师姐多多关照
Sister, please take care of me in the future
小意思
Small meaning
还有我 还有我
And me and me
抱歉啊 时佗
Sorry Shi Tuo
我刚才是有教无类
I just taught and classless
才拉着你一起听的
I just pulled you together
但是我们社团
But our community
秉着蓝颜祸水的原则
Adhering to the principle of blue face and disaster
招女不招男
Recruit women but not men
抱歉啊
Sorry
师姐 我和别的男生不一样
Sister, I'm different from other boys
给我个机会嘛
Give me a chance
This
只要你不满意
As long as you are not satisfied
七天 不 七十天
Seven days not seventy days
无理由退货
No reason to return
说来也真奇怪啊
It's really strange
你梦想的力量竟然如此强烈
The power of your dreams is so strong
让我都不忍心拒绝
I can't bear to refuse
可是 我们社团
But our community
是讲原则 讲规章 讲制度的
It's about principles, rules and systems
可不能从我这儿开这个先例
Can't you set a precedent from me
你呢
How about you
得用真诚来证明你的梦想
You have to prove your dream with sincerity
师姐 请你相信我
Sister, please believe me
我一定听话
I must be obedient
那就 这样吧
so be it
三天之内
in three days
如果你可以帮我们卖出两百份盒饭
If you can help us sell 200 lunches
那我就把这个情况汇报给组织
Then I will report this situation to the organization
也许 你懂的
Maybe you understand
understand
我一定不会让你失望的
I will not let you down
等着我
wait for me
这个还是我们认识的孙时佗吗
Is this still the Sun Shituo we know?
一扬
Yi Yang
一扬 你听我跟你说个事
Yiyang, listen to me and tell you something
不去
Not going
我还没说什么事呢
I haven't said anything yet
没兴趣
Not interested in
不是 一扬
Not yang
朱老师
teacher Zhu
怎么了
what happened
这是被谁伤了心了
Who broke this heart?
大概是被自己的理想抱负
Probably because of his ideals
以及实现理想路上
And to achieve the ideal
不可或缺的荆棘丛生吧
Thorns are indispensable
朱老师 朱老师
Teacher Zhu Teacher Zhu
你说我这想拉个同学进话剧社
You said I wanted to bring a classmate into the drama club
感觉比创立话剧社还难
It feels harder than creating a drama club
你确定比创立话剧社还难
Are you sure it's harder than setting up a drama club
学妹 学妹
School girl
我们摄影协会可以免费入会
Our photography association can join for free
不用填报名表
No need to fill in the registration form
器材租赁费可以终身全免
Equipment rental fee can be free for life
来加入 好吗
Come join
你不行
You can not
美女学妹
Schoolgirl
还是加入我们读诗会吧
Let's join us in poetry reading
一起陶冶一下情操
Let's cultivate the sentiment together
我保证入会马上就升副会长
I promise to be promoted to vice president immediately
怎么样
没用 不行不行不行
how about it No use no use no use no use
你那不要提你那破招子
Don't mention your broken tricks
好不好啊
is it good
像你这种美女
Beauty like you
就应该加入到我们跆拳道社
We should join our Taekwondo club
这样呢
是防狼神器
how about this Is an anti-wolf artifact
要不要考虑考虑
Do you want to consider
考虑一下
think about it
伍玥
Wu Yue
你们三个认识啊
Three of you know
那这样
That way
你入会 一带二免费入会
You join one belt two free membership
而且每个人送套道服 好不好
And everyone will give a suit, OK?
我是蓝带 哥们儿
I'm Le Cordon Bleu
我有道服的
I have a Taoist
不好意思啊 不好意思
Sorry, sorry
原谅我 原谅我
Forgive me forgive me
那你考虑考虑
Then you consider
加入我们跆拳道社吧
Join us Taekwondo Club
欢迎入会呀
Welcome to join
那你考虑考虑
Then you consider
雨时 这个看脸的世界 太残酷了
This rainy world is too cruel when it rains
你可得当心了 知道吗
Do you have to be careful?
人美麻烦多
People are troublesome
我是觉得能遇到投己所好之人
I think I can meet someone who loves me
各取所需就好
Just take what you need
等我一下啊
Wait for me
投己所好 各取所需
Choose what you want
怎么说得跟交易似的
How to say like a deal
Hey
童雨时吗
When is it raining?
我是高一扬
I am Gao Yiyang
这会你有时间见个面吗
Will you have time to meet?
没问题啊
no problem
雨时
Rain time
有点急事 我先走啦
I'm in a hurry, let me go first
你怎么说走就走啊
You can go as you like
谁啊
Who
朱老师
teacher Zhu
行 去吧
Go on
拜拜
拜拜
Bye bye Bye bye
走吧
Let's go
韬儿啊
Taoer
你是我们班的核心凝聚力
You are the core cohesion of our class
没有你 我们就是一盘散沙
Without you we are just a piece of sand
那当然
of course
身为班长 责任重于泰山
As the squad leader, the responsibility is more important than Taishan
说归说
Talk back
更重要的 还是身体力行
What’s more important is to do it yourself
那个咱们班的同学
The classmate in our class
现在在社团选择问题上摇摆不定
Now he is vacillating about the choice of club
特别影响学习
Especially affects learning
你是班长
You are the monitor
更应该果断表率
Decisive example
加入我们话剧社
Join our drama club
话剧社
Drama club
我不懂啊
I do not understand
懂不懂不重要
It’s not important to understand
态度才是关键啊
Attitude is the key
你说是不是
dont you agree
加不加
Plus plus no
加 加加加
Gaga Gaga
我加还不行吗
Can't I add it
你轻点搓 我受不了了
I can't stand it if you rub it lightly
这就对了嘛
That's right
只要你能拉上你们班
As long as you can take your class
高一扬入社
Gao Yiyang joined the club
再拉几个群演 道具员
Pull a few more group performance props
一切好说呀
Everything is easy to say
这样班长加入了
So the squad leader joined
还可以让他去说服高一扬
You can also let him persuade Gao Yiyang
我太聪明了
I'm so smart
朱老师
teacher Zhu
您能先把嘴角收敛一下吗
Can you converge the corner of your mouth first
在这一分钟里
In this minute
您左侧的口角肌
Your left mouth muscle
已经不由自主地抽搐三次了
Already twitched three times involuntarily
黑夜无论怎样悠长
No matter how long the night
白昼总会到来
Daytime will always arrive
黑夜无论怎样悠长
No matter how long the night
白昼总会到来
Daytime will always arrive
怎么样
how about it
是不是很像莎老师啊
Does it look like Teacher Sha?
就是我的精神导师
Is my spiritual teacher
莎士比亚老师啊
Teacher Shakespeare
为了报答我的恩师呢
To repay my teacher
我上大学的第一件事
The first thing I went to college
就是白手起家
Starting from scratch
创立了咱们学校的话剧社
Founded the drama club of our school
为什么呢
why
因为只会学习的医生
Because doctors who only learn
一定不会是好医生
Definitely not a good doctor
你同意吗
Do you agree
对不起 朱老师
Sorry teacher Zhu
我并不这么认为
I don't think so
成为好医生是第二步
Becoming a good doctor is the second step
可第一步
But the first step
是至少先成为一名医生
Is at least a doctor first
这就已经占用了
This is already occupied
我绝大部分的时间和精力了
I spend most of my time and energy
你为什么想事情
Why do you think about things
先想到第二步呢
Think of the second step first
第一步都还没有开开心心地
The first step has not been happy
迈出去
Step out
绷得太紧了
Stretched too tight
很容易丧失学习的乐趣
It is easy to lose the joy of learning
只盯着目的地
Just staring at the destination
那你就会错过沿途的风景
Then you will miss the scenery along the way
勇敢地抬起头
Raise your head bravely
去试一试
Try it
回来啦
I'm home
出去三只 回来一只
Three out and only one back
什么情况
what's the situation
文静去图书馆啦
Wenjing is going to the library
雨时啊 去找朱老师了
When it rains, I went to see Teacher Zhu
那你怎么自己回来啦
Why are you coming back by yourself?
作战失败了
The battle failed
还耽误了一下午工夫
It's been an afternoon delay
不是我说你
Not i said you
你这个人就是心眼太死
You're so dead-hearted
老是喜欢在一棵树上吊死
Always like to hang on a tree
之前呢 是高教授
Previously, Professor Gao
现在又是姚舜禹
Now it is Yao Shunyu
古人说的好啊
The ancients said it well
我执为根 生诸烦恼
Egotism is rooted in trouble
你什么时候要是能放下执念
When can you let go of obsession
就能达到像我这样
Can achieve something like me
爱咋咋地的境界啦
Really love the realm
你干吗去 我还没说完呢
Why are you going? I haven't finished
你可倒提醒我了
You remind me
我可不能在一棵树上吊死
I can't hang on a tree
广泛撒网 提高换组成功率
Widely cast net to increase the power of replacement
走了
gone
不是不是 不是
No no no
伍玥 不
Wu Yue not
我不是让你非要换组不可的意思
I don’t mean you have to change teams
伍玥
Wu Yue
伍玥
Wu Yue
宾夕法尼亚大学那个实验
The experiment at the University of Pennsylvania
特别有趣
Very interesting
说女性大脑左右半球之间的连路
Said the connection between the left and right hemispheres of the female brain
比男性更好
Better than men
而男性大脑前后之间的连路
And the connection between the front and back of the male brain
比女性更好
Better than women
特别是负责运动的小脑
Especially the cerebellum responsible for exercise
怪不得
No wonder
男生确实在学游泳 看地图
Boys do learn to swim and read maps
还有停车的方面更有天分
There is more talent in parking
而女性因为左右半球之间的
And women because of the
连路更强
Stronger link
天生呢
Born
就可以更好地执行多重任务
Can perform multiple tasks better
还有一些
There's some left
伍玥
Wu Yue
你怎么来了
How did you come
我 我
me
我 我顺路来看看
Let me take a look
谢谢
Thank you
那 那我就不打扰了
Then I won't bother
好 好
Good
拜拜 拜拜
Bye bye
中国好室友啊
Chinese good roommate
不好意思啊 我迟到了
I'm sorry, I'm late
没关系
It's ok
我也有自己的事
I also have my own business
请问你们需要点些什么
What do you need to order
冰美式
Ice American
好的 请稍等
OK, just a second
除了冰美式 你还喜欢喝什么
What do you like to drink besides ice American
天然气泡水
Natural gas bubble water
女生不都应该
Girls should not all
喜欢喝甜的饮料吗
Do you like to drink sweet drinks
我不喜欢添加剂
I don't like additives
那 吃的呢
What to eat
沙拉 思慕雪
Salad Smoothie
我选择能让身体轻盈的食物
I choose food that makes my body light
巧克力呢
Chocolate
据说鲜花巧克力
It is said that flowers chocolate
是情人节向女生示爱的神器
It is an artifact to show love to girls on Valentine's Day
我只吃可可含量
I only eat cocoa content
百分之八十以上的黑巧
More than 80% of black art
至于神器嘛
As for the artifact
我倒是没被驯服过
I have never been tamed
重要看心意吧
It’s important to look at your heart
你呢
How about you
你收到过最好的礼物是什么
What is the best gift you have ever received
I
十六岁时
At sixteen
我爸送给我一套人体解剖套图
My dad gave me a set of human anatomy
十六岁你就想当医生啦
At sixteen, you want to be a doctor
是打从记事起
Starting from the note
你呢
How about you
十六岁时的理想是什么
What was the ideal at sixteen
金融 模特 设计师
Financial model designer
太多了
Too much
为什么
why
很简单
Very simple
好奇
curious
对所有我还不够了解的事物
I don’t know enough about everything
你会对男生好奇吗
Would you be curious about boys
我只对我喜欢的男生好奇
I'm only curious about boys I like
那你喜欢什么样的男生
What kind of boys do you like
你喜欢什么样的女生
What kind of girl do you like
天空飘来五个字
Five words from the sky
那都不是事
That's not a problem
是事也就烦一会儿
It's just a matter of trouble
一会儿就没事
It will be fine in a while
就是这个感觉 倍儿爽
It feels so cool
大禹 你疯了吧
Dayu, are you crazy?
你要怎么样
What do you want
一个条件
A condition
加入我们话剧社
Join our drama club
只要你答应
As long as you promise
条件随便你开
You can open the conditions
三天之内
in three days
如果你可以帮我们卖出两百份盒饭
If you can help us sell 200 lunches
我就把这个情况汇报给组织
I will report this situation to the organization
也许 你懂的
Maybe you understand
一百个盒饭
One hundred lunch
不行拉倒
Can't pull
年轻人气性不要这么大嘛
Don’t be so young
有什么话好好说
What are you talking about?
目前这个问题
This question
我还没有办法回答你
I have no way to answer you
不过等我交完作业之后
But after I hand in my homework
或许我会有所启发
Maybe I will be inspired
说回刚才的问题吧
Back to the question just now
你喜欢什么样的男生
What kind of boys do you like
这个问题我不能贸然地下定论
I can't conclude this question hastily
打个比方吧
Make an analogy
每个女生的化妆包里
Every girl’s cosmetic bag
都不只有一支口红
There is more than one lipstick
无论是风靡的斩男色
Whether it is a popular beheading
还是难搞的限量色
It's still a difficult limited color
我都会收藏
I will collect
因为我没办法断定
Because i can't tell
我喜欢的就是这里的其中一支
What I like is one of them
但没准某一天
But maybe one day
我在一个角落里
I'm in a corner
发现一支非常小众色号的口红
I found a lipstick of very niche color
试过之后
After trying
唇印在咖啡杯上留下的那一刻
The moment the lip marks are left on the coffee cup
我就知道
I knew it
非它莫属啦
It's none other than it
说实话
to be frank
我现在有一种
I have one now
自己在做采访节目的感觉
Feeling like doing an interview show
难不成你的终级梦想是当记者
Is it your ultimate dream to be a reporter
而非医生
Not a doctor
不好意思啊
I'm sorry
最后一个问题
last question
你喜欢人身上的什么部位
Where do you like people
肋骨
rib cage
第十三对
Thirteenth pair
你说的是
you are right
只有全世界百分之八的人才有的
Only 8% of the world’s talents
第十三对肋骨
Thirteenth pair of ribs
你的爱好很小众
Your hobby is very small
但是我要提醒你的是
But what I want to remind you is
因为人类长期直立行走
Because humans walk upright for a long time
第十三对肋骨早已退化
The thirteenth pair of ribs has long been degraded
如若不然的话
If not
会对内脏造成严重磨损
Will cause severe abrasion of internal organs
我说的是亚当创造夏娃的时候
I was talking about when Adam created Eve
算了
Forget it
你还有什么其他的问题吗
Do you have any other questions
暂时没有了 你请便
Temporarily no you please
喂 伍玥
Hello Wu Yue
我现在急需一碗
I need a bowl urgently now
三鲜小馄饨还个魂
Sanxian Wonton is a soul
食堂见吧
See you in the cafeteria
雨时
Rain time
这儿
here
和朱老师聊什么啦
What are you talking to Mr. Zhu?
居然要到还魂这个程度
Actually to the point of rejuvenating
其实也没什么啦
Actually nothing
就是一个只喝露水的仙女
Is a fairy who only drinks dew
被逻辑怪人打败了而已
Defeated by the weirdo
那咱俩遭遇还挺算相似的
Then our encounter is quite similar
我刚才在图书馆
I was in the library just now
听到一番关于什么男女大脑
I heard something about male and female brains
左右半球不同点的学术讨论
Academic discussions on the differences between the left and right hemispheres
这逻辑呀
This logic
滴水不漏 无缝可入
Drip-proof and seamless
直接让我这个腆着脸想换组的人
Let me shyly want to change the group
打到知难而退了
Hit back and retreated
你还在执念于换组
You are still obsessed with changing groups
这种执念
This obsession
不关乎于荣誉 不关乎面子
It's not about honor, it's not about face
这纯粹是关乎我的人身安全
This is purely about my personal safety
我发现
I have found
这但凡是和高一扬扯上关系的事
Anything related to Gao Yiyang
这都会对我的身心造成意外伤害
This will cause accidental damage to my body and mind
所以我决定
So i decided
这次换组
Change group this time
我是誓不达目的不罢休
I swear not to stop
既然这样
In this case
我决定大发慈悲
I decided to show mercy
解救你一下
Save you
和你换组
Change group with you
你确定
you sure
激动了 激动了
Excited excited
那你预备怎么说服姚舜禹啊
Then what are you going to do to convince Yao Shunyu?
以我对他这个浅显的人的
For me to be a superficial person
浅显的了解
Simple understanding
他是怎么都不可能放弃你
He can never give you up
和我一组的
With me
如果是寻常人等就能完成的事
If it is something ordinary people can wait for
那还叫我解救你吗
Then call me to rescue you
有道理啊
Makes sense
但眼睁睁看着你入坑
But watched you enter the pit
我有点于心不忍
I can't bear it
所以你是打算怎么说服他
So how are you going to convince him
还是那个观点
Still that view
投己所好 各取所需
Choose what you want
Row
伍玥
Wu Yue
等下点杯美式喝吧
Wait for an American drink
我回去给你点外卖呗
I'll go back and order you takeaway
对我这么好
So nice to me
必须的
necessary
要知道
To know
不期而遇
meet by chance
必有回响
There must be an echo
你对不期而遇的定义
Your definition of accidental encounter
还挺有偏差的嘛
It's quite biased
这刚约时间 地点 电话
This is the time and place call
没过多久啊
Not long
童雨时小姐姐
Miss Tong Yushi
话剧社的事听说了吗
Have you heard about the drama club?
又来了
Again
我说这位壮士
I said this strong man
恁不能因为自己的条件有限
Yun cannot because of his limited conditions
被话剧社拒之门外
Rejected by the drama club
就在这肆意阻挡俺们这些
It is here that we wantonly to stop us
未来优秀的表演艺术家的
The future of outstanding performing artists
梦想之路吧
Dream road
我是因为有更重要的事务缠身
I am entangled in more important affairs
我才懒得凑你们社团的热闹
I'm too lazy to join in the excitement of your club
等我解了眼前的忧啊
When I relieve my worries
我定杀回你们社团界
I will kill you in the community
给你们刮目相看
Give you a look
姚舜禹同学
Yao Shunyu
你确定你是来找我谈事的
Are you sure you are here to talk to me
那当然了
of course
我现在代表我校话剧社
I now represent our school drama club
正式向童仙女发出邀请
Formal invitation to the fairy fairy
只要你答应加入我们话剧社
As long as you promise to join our drama club
我就
so I
我就破例
I made an exception
答应你一个无理的要求
Promise you an unreasonable request
多无理都行
Irrational
尽管来
Despite coming
真的
Really
男子汉大丈夫 一言九鼎
The man's husband said a lot
你 你不要这样地看着我
You don't look at me like this
我的脸会变成红苹果
My face will turn into a red apple
朱老师的课
Teacher Zhu's class
你和伍玥一组吧
You and Wu Yue group
人类的第十三对肋骨去哪了
Where is the thirteenth pair of human ribs
猫 狗 非洲疣猴 类人猿
Cat and Dog African Colobus great ape
都是十二对肋骨
All 12 pairs of ribs
大部分人类也是如此
So do most humans
只有百分之八的成人
Only 8% of adults
才有第十三对肋骨
Only the thirteenth pair of ribs
当然人类的近亲
Of course human close relatives
黑猩猩和非洲大猩猩
Chimpanzee and African Gorilla
也有十三对肋骨
There are also 13 pairs of ribs
从科学的角度来说
From a scientific point of view
第十三对肋骨
Thirteenth pair of ribs
本来是用于半直立动物
Originally used for semi-upright animals
在爬行时保持上身平衡的
Keep your upper body balanced while crawling
但是由于人类长期直立行走
But because humans walk upright for a long time
所以才渐渐退化
So it gradually degenerates
因为如果这第十三对肋骨
Because if the thirteenth pair of ribs
不产生退化
No degradation
人类在长时间负重行走时
When humans are walking with a long load
会对体内的内脏
Internal organs
产生严重的磨损
Produces severe wear
对人体产生伤害
Harm to human body
好了关于第十三对肋骨
Okay about the thirteenth pair of ribs
今天先讲到这儿吧
Let me talk about it today
我们下期见
See you next time
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