Chinese Zero to Hero
《手机里的浣熊小镇》 第5话消息推送:“手机屏幕一亮发现事情并不简单” 快把手机藏好!秘密暴露啦- YouTube

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欢迎你来到浣熊小镇
Welcome to the Raccoon Town.
GIVE ME FIVE 和你的眼神确认
Give me five and look me in my eyes.
相信我不要有疑问
Believe me, don't doubt.
人与人的缘分没有剧本
Our fate isn't predetermined.
欢迎你来到浣熊小镇
Welcome to the Raccoon Town. Raccoon Town in the Phone Push Notifications
镇长
Mayor.
上班不许吃零食
No snacks at work!
镇长
Mayor.
没工作完不许玩游戏
No games until you're done.
镇长
Mayor.
不要啊啊啊啊
No, no! No! No!
Alas.
么么这个工作狂
Meme is a workaholic.
不行
No.
得想想办法
We need to find a way!
欢迎收听十点新闻…
Welcome to the 10:00 news…
以下是今天的最新内容
Here's for today.
嗯哼
Uh huh.
么么
Meme.
鉴于你负责认真的工作态度
You've been responsible and conscientious.
我决定
I've decided
让你负责手机的消息推送工作
to put you in charge of the pop-ups.
Huh?
这么重要的任务真的可以交给我吗
Can I really be trusted with something so important?
交给你我放心
I trust you!
这样我就可以好好的偷
In this way, I can…
咳咳
Well.
干活了
I can work hard.
诶嘿嘿嘿
Ha ha.
嗯嗯
OK.
就这样
So
每天早上十点的消息集中推送时段
During push notifications every morning at the 10:00 a.m.
成为了浣熊镇长国定的偷懒时间
Mayor Raccoon slacks off. Classified Battle between my boyfriend and CEO
哈哈哈哈
Mayor Ha ha ha ha!
么么的推送报道
What would
会是怎么样的啊
Meme's pop-up be like?
Hope of the whole town Hope of the whole town Mayor Mayor Hm.
各位观众晚上好
Good evening, everyone.
欢迎收听消息晚推送节目
Welcome to the Evening News.
今天推送的主要内容有
Here are the highlights of today. 24 hours later
系统新一轮的更新将于24小时后进行
The system will update in 24 hours.
请各位预留足够的内存空间
Please leave enough memory for that.
10888发来贺电
Good health 10888 congratulates
在主人25岁诞辰之际
All the best on the 25th birthday of our master.
祝他身体健康
Wish him good health
万事如意
Good health All the best and all the best.
大概是这种感觉吧
I guess that's it. Hope of the whole town Mayor
八点了
It's 8:00.
推送开始了
It's starting.
我们有幸邀请到一名传奇人物
We have the honor of having a legend
担任节目的新主持人
as the new host of the show.
她就是
She's the legendary
传说中的八卦之神
God of Gossip!
各位小可爱你们好吗
Sup, cuties?
我是你们的新推送员
I'm your new host, Mwah
mua mua
Mua Mua.
这谁呀
Who's this?
Come on.
让我们看看今天有什么有意思的新闻
Let's see what's interesting today. The hit Exclusive
知名小鲜肉王叉叉耍大牌
The famous Wang plays big
拒绝参加电影节颁奖典礼
and refused to attend the Film Festival Award Ceremony.
其实是被保安当成粉丝拦在了外面
Actually, the security guard thought he was a fan and blocked him!
天呐
Oh, my!
综艺大王李某某戒奶茶怒瘦三十斤
Variety King Li stopped drinking milk tea and lost 30 grams.
我看到他偷偷去抽脂了
I saw him sneak off for liposuction! Liposuction
原来么么是这种人啊
Oh, that's the real Meme?
李零零深夜买醉被抓现行
Li Lingling caught drunk in the middle of the night. Wine
每个人都有不为人知的另一面
Everybody's got a secret side.
假的
False!
抱的是女扮男装的基友啦
He was hugging a girl in a man's costume! Gossip news Shocking! The famous Wang plays big! Gossip news Gossip news Variety King Li stopped drinking milk tea and lost 30 grams. Gossip news Li Lingling caught drunk in the middle of the night?! Gossip news
今天怎么全是八卦新闻啊
Why is it all gossip news today? Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional Professional
分享秘密是人的共性
It's human nature to share secrets.
嘿嘿嘿
Ha ha.
哎 告诉你一个秘密
Eh. I'll tell you a secret.
怎么了怎么了
What's going on? What?
昨天镇长偷偷去看病了
The mayor went to see a doctor secretly yesterday.
镇长被蜜蜂蛰了
He got stung by bees.
脸变得那么大
His face swelled so big!
给我笑死了
I'm laughing my ass off.
哈哈哈哈哈
Ha ha ha ha!
Shh.
我只告诉你一个人哦
I only told you.
别说出去哦
Don't tell anyone else.
放心
Don't worry!
哈哈哈哈哈
Ha ha ha!
嘿嘿嘿
Ha ha ha!
告诉你一个秘密
Oh. I'll tell you a secret.
昨天镇长偷偷去看病了
The mayor went to see a doctor secretly yesterday.
镇长怎么了
Ah? What happened?
Ah?
真的假的
Really?
Shh!
答应我不许说出去哦
Promise me you won't say anything.
当然了亲爱的
Of course, darling.
嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿
Ha ha.
有些活不知当讲不当讲
I don't know if I should tell you this.
Ah?
镇长他
The mayor!
Shh.
这是秘密
Well, it's a secret.
绝对不会说的
I'll never tell.
哈喽
Hello.
英俊你好啊
Hello, handsome.
Oh.
Ah.
分享秘密是人的共性
It's human nature to share secrets. The insider
不仅如此
What's more,
消息经常越传越离谱
information may get twisted. How rumors get twisted The mayor's been stung by bees and ballooning! The mayor's been stung by bees and become a monster! The mayor's bee stung and turned into a beast! The mayor's angry The mayor's losing hair The mayor's gonna destroy the town!
终于消肿了
Finally it's gone.
Ah!
啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
Ah ah ah!
不许 不许镇长摧毁小镇
Don't you dare destroy this town!
到 到底怎么回事嘛
What the hell is going on? Know nothing
请不要轻信谣言哦
Please don't buy the rumors. Based on the cartoon of the same name.