Chinese Zero to Hero
【Eng Sub】非处方青春EP 12 | Youth Unprescribed (2020) (主演宋楠惜,马浩东,袁雨萱,刘哲珲,王润泽)

Channel: 优优青春剧场——YoYo Fun Station
伍玥 你就别问了
Wu Yue, don't ask
我们真的什么都不记得了
We really don't remember anything
我真的不知道
I really do not know
她们俩已经代表了我的观点
They both represent my point of view
Row
你们三个既然都不愿意告诉我
Since the three of you are not willing to tell me
那我就再喝醉一次
Then I'll get drunk again
情景还原了
Scene restored
你不能再喝酒了
You can't drink anymore
不能重蹈覆辙呀
Can't repeat the same mistakes
你确定你真的要听 不后悔
Are you sure you really want to listen without regret
其实吧
Actually
你的内心里住着一个名媛
There is a celebrity in your heart
伍玥
Wu Yue
先扶起来 扶起来 扶起来
First help up
先扶起来吧 先扶起来
Help up first
把包 包给我先
Come Give me the bag first
不要啊
No
这人家的包包
This person's bag
不要抢人家的包包
Don’t grab someone’s bag
这样一点都不绅士
Not a gentleman like this
blood
去医院
Go to the hospital
快快快 背 快背
Fast back fast back
小心啊
be careful
走走走
Walk around
小心点 慢点
Be careful and slow
伍玥
Wu Yue
伍玥 伍玥 伍玥
Wu yue wu yue wu yue
这是学校公物 你不能这么做
This is a school property, you can't do this
伍玥 你听话
Wu Yue, you are obedient
我们先去医院
Let's go to the hospital first
一会儿回来我帮你拿 好不好
I'll get back later, OK?
高教授 你怎么在这儿啊
Professor Gao, why are you here?
你是不是刚刚心情不好
Did you feel bad just now
咱们聊聊吧
Let's talk
来 来来来 伍玥
Come, come, come to Wu Yue
走了啊 走了走了 来
Go, go, come
走走走
Walk around
小心小心 好嘞
Be careful, be careful
照片拿好啊
Take the photo
包给我 包给我
Bag me bag me
把包 把包给我
Give me the bag
给我 给我 人家不要你嘛
Don't you want me
伍玥
Wu Yue
我来背
I'll recite
那你要把我背好
Then you have to carry me back
那你要把我背好
Then you have to carry me back
伍玥 慢点慢点
Wu Yue, slow down
人家想要去那边
People want to go there
雨时
When it rains
雨时 走
Walk in rain
看来啊
It seems
没有哪个女生可以抵挡住
No girl can resist
包包的诱惑
The temptation of bags
现在那个包在哪儿
Where is that bag now
应该在某个垃圾站
Should be at some garbage station
等待被处理吧
Wait to be processed
不是 有好几个包包呢
There are several bags
你为什么非得挑最贵的吐呢
Why do you have to pick the most expensive one
雨时
When it rains
你能告诉我
you can tell me
那个包在哪里有卖啊
Where is that bag sold?
给我一个将功赎罪的机会吧
Give me a chance to atone for my sins
不用啦
no thanks
旧的不去 新的不来
The old one does not go to the new one does not come
你也算帮我找了一个
You can find one for me
非买不可的理由
Reasons to buy
比我之前那些理由务实多了
More pragmatic than my previous reasons
那你们送我去医院之后
After you send me to the hospital
又发生什么了
What happened again
之后你的心理年龄直线下降
After that, your mental age plummeted
可以说是十分的小公主了
It can be said to be a very little princess
高教授在哪儿
Where is Professor Gao
怎么弄的
how did you make it
摔倒造成的磕碰伤
Bumps caused by a fall
从多高摔的
How high did you fall
差不多有这么高
Almost this high
高教授 高教授在这儿呢
Professor Gao is here
高教授
Professor Gao
护士姐姐来了
Sister nurse is here
护士姐姐来了 不听话
Sister nurse is not obedient
不听话 就打你
Hit you if you don't obey
来来来 我们先处理伤口
Come on, let's treat the wound first
我们先包扎
We bandage first
头抬起来 伍玥
Head up Wu Yue
头抬起来 伍玥
Head up Wu Yue
头发
hair
别动
do not move
你弄痛我了
You hurt me
你是老巫婆吗
Are you an old witch
你为什么这么坏啊你
Why are you so bad you
不好意思 不好意思
Sorry sorry
喝酒了
Drank
最 最多也就喝了两口
I drank two sips at most
你来按着她
You come and press her
哎 好嘞
Oh good
听话听话听话
Obedient obedient
马上就好 马上就好
Ready soon
不要你靠近我 你走开
Don't want you to come near me, go away
伍玥 伍玥 伍玥
Wu yue wu yue wu yue
go
伍玥
Wu Yue
走开啊 你们
Go away you guys
拦住她
Stop her
走开 我不要
I don't want to go away
你 你要 你要
You you want you want
看着我
look at me
看着我
look at me
安静点 好吗
Be quiet
可是我真的好痛啊
But I really hurt
这里
Here
那你帮我呼呼
Then you help me
快点 快快快
Hurry up hurry up
小心 小心
Be careful
没事 能赶上
Nothing can catch up
还好在门禁之前赶回来了
Luckily, I rushed back before the entrance guard
但是 现在这个时间
But now this time
已经没法上楼了
Can't go upstairs anymore
那怎么办啊
What to do then
不知道
do not know
雨时
When it rains
小心
Be careful
慢点慢点
Slow down
先给我
Give me first
慢点
slower
慢点 慢点慢点
Slower slower slower
放手
Let go
慢点啊
还有 还
Slow down There is still
还有一只鞋 鞋
There is also a shoe
鞋鞋 鞋
Shoes shoes shoes
小心
Be careful
我女神
My goddess
要不要这么飒
Do you want to be so rusty
站住
stop
伍玥 伍玥
Wu Yue Wu Yue
你不能再喝酒了
You can't drink anymore
那再之后呢
What about after that
再之后就是帮你清理干净
Then I will clean up for you
安置你睡觉了
Put you to sleep
可是我今天早上
But i this morning
为什么又出现在天台了呢
Why did it appear on the rooftop again?
一定又发生什么了吧
Something must happen again
这个我们就真的什么都不知道了
We really don't know anything about this
青天可鉴
Lessons from the blue sky
加油 加油 加油
come on, come on, come on
孙时佗加油 孙时佗加油
Sun Shituo, cheer, Sun Shituo, cheer
加油 加油 加油
come on, come on, come on
大禹 投球
Dayu throws
大禹
Dayu
加油 加油 加油
come on, come on, come on
孙时佗加油 孙时佗加油
Sun Shituo, cheer, Sun Shituo, cheer
孙时佗 孙时佗
Sun Shituo Sun Shituo
加油 加油 加油
come on, come on, come on
孙时佗加油 孙时佗加油
Sun Shituo, cheer, Sun Shituo, cheer
大禹
Dayu
怎么了 伍阿哥
What's wrong, Brother Wu
你别这么看着我 行吗
Don't you look at me like that
行 昨晚那瓶酒我跟你道歉
I apologize to you for the bottle of wine last night
不用你道歉
No need to apologize
我今儿来是想问你俩
I came here to ask you both
我昨晚喝醉酒之后
After I got drunk last night
你们俩都看见什么了
What did you two see
根据我多年
According to me for many years
观摩《法医实录》的经验
Experience of observing "Forensic Medical Record"
这处伤口
This wound
属于群发性伤口
Group wound
而非利刃划伤所致
Not caused by sharp blade scratches
可能是灌木丛划过的痕迹
May be traces of bushes
而更巧的是
And more coincidentally
高一扬的手臂上
Gao Yiyang's arm
也有一处相似度极高的伤口
There is also a very similar wound
伍阿哥
Wu Age
原来你对一扬
It turns out that you are right
这么有感觉呀
So feeling
伍玥
Wu Yue
没事吧你
Okay you
没事吧
All right
you
离我近一点
Get closer to me
人家都看不清你了
People can't see you clearly
慢点慢点
Slow down
你为什么吵架
Why are you fighting
为什么和高教授吵架
Why quarreled with Professor Gao
为什么和这么优秀的高教授吵架
Why quarrel with such an excellent professor Gao
现在好了
it's good now
什么都没了
Nothing
什么都没了
Nothing
一扬
Yiyang
你喝醉了
you're drunk
人家没有喝醉
People are not drunk
你为什么老是这么自以为是
Why are you always so self-righteous
总是这么想当然的觉得人家
I always take it for granted
我 我没有想当然
I didn't take it for granted
是你现在的症状
Is your current symptom
完全符合醉酒的症状
Fully meet the symptoms of intoxication
那你这么聪明
Then you are so smart
那你告诉我
Then tell me
我为这场讲座准备了多少
How much did i prepare for this lecture
你知道吗
do you know
我多早起床
How early do i get up
多早去教室占座
How early to go to the classroom to occupy a seat
甚至啊
Even
人家连眉毛都修了
They even trimmed their eyebrows
你不信啊
Don't you believe it
不信你看
Don't believe me
人家眉毛少了多少
How much less my eyebrows are
我不管
I do not care
你得赔偿我的眉毛
You have to pay for my eyebrows
每一根眉毛
Every eyebrow
你都得赔偿我啦
You have to compensate me
伍阿哥
Wu Age
我刚才那段分析
My analysis just now
是不是细致入微 一针见血
Is it meticulous to hit the nail on the head
简直可以称为专业的法医了
It can be called a professional forensic doctor
兄弟
brothers
我可以再给你加一个形容词
I can add another adjective for you
八卦的专业法医
Professional forensic gossip
怎么样
how about it
我的一个兄弟和我的另一个兄弟
One of my brother and another of my brother
天意弄人
Providence
你手上这个伤不会是
This injury on your hand won't be
我不小心刮的
I accidentally scratched it
你确定
you sure
但 可是他们跟我说
But they told me
这怎么会在你这儿
How can this be with you
自己的东西保管好
Keep your own things
你等等啊
You wait
我昨天回了宿舍之后
After I went back to the dorm yesterday
是不是又见过你啊
Have you seen you again?
而且地点在这儿
And the location is here
你记错了
You remembered wrong
不中
Not in
俺是绝对不会让你看这个监控的
I will never let you watch this monitor
这个监控对我来说真的很重要
This monitoring is really important to me
你就让我看一眼 就一眼
You just let me take a look
恁就不要在这儿浪费时间了
Don't waste time here
俺还得复习药理学嘞
I have to review pharmacology
那你就看在
Then you look at
我们俩头上都有伤的份上嘛
We both hurt our heads
你发发同是天涯沦落人的慈悲
You send the same kind of compassion
就看一眼嘛 好不好
Just take a look, OK?
恁 恁不要跟俺打感情牌
Don't play an emotional card with me
不中就是不中
Not in is not in
干啥呢
What are you doing
队长
team leader
干啥跟同学吵吵啊
Why quarrel with classmates
不是 她非要看监控
It's not that she has to watch the surveillance
俺 俺没同意
I didn't agree
同学
Classmate
干啥呀 非要看监控啊
Why do you have to watch the monitoring
我可能 我丢东西了在这儿附近
I might have lost something near here
不兴胡说 恁丢啥了
What are you missing?
一个很重要的东西
A very important thing
你咋跟同学说话呢
Why are you talking to classmates
同学都说丢东西了
Classmates said they lost something
你就不让人家看监控
You don’t let people watch the surveillance
不帮人家找东西
Don't help people find things
那不是玩忽职守吗
Isn't that negligence of duty?
那 她
Then she
起开
Get off
同学 你坐
Classmate you sit down
监控视频都在这儿
The surveillance videos are here
你要找什么自己找
What are you looking for
谢谢
Thank you
然而当你费尽心机地找出真相时
But when you try to find out the truth
你会惊讶地发现
You will be surprised to find
真正可怕的不是深不见底的空白
What is really scary is not the bottomless blank
而是该死的好奇心
But damn curiosity
给我打电话干吗
Why call me
奖杯 还你
Return the trophy
你喝多了 我送你回宿舍
I'll send you back to the dorm if you drink too much
我告诉你啊
I tell you
我现在把奖杯还给你
I will return the trophy to you now
因为之前把奖杯给你摔碎了
Because I broke the trophy for you before
现在还你
Now pay you back
你喝多了
You drank too much
我不回去
I won't go back
你收下
You accept
你收下我们就两清了
We will clean up if you accept it
你喝多了 我送你回去
I'll take you back if you drink too much
我不回去 你收下呀
I won't go back, you accept it
你收下了 我们才两清了
We only cleaned up after you accepted it
那你先把拖鞋穿上
Put on your slippers first
我不穿
I don't wear
别闹了
Stop it
我不回去
I won't go back
你收下的话
If you accept
以后就再也不会妨碍我了
Will never hinder me anymore
我就可以去见高教授了
I can go to see Professor Gao
然后我就可以去听高教授了
Then I can listen to Professor Gao
咋又是恁俩
Why are you again?
俺了个娘啊
I have a mother
恁这是弄啥嘞
What are you doing?
起来起来 起来
Get up
怎么停了呢
Why stopped
这看得正起劲呢
This looks enthusiastic
咋走了 同学
Why are you leaving classmates
你说说
You talk
你让同学看这个干啥
What do you show your classmates do
不是 队长 你让俺给她看的
It's not the captain that you let me show her
她到底丢的是啥
What did she lose
脸呗
Face
天哪 这实在是太丢脸了
Oh my goodness this is so embarrassing
我怎么能做出这种事情
How can i do this
我怎么会跟高一扬
How can I follow Gao Yiyang
会跟这种家伙
With this kind of guy
以后还怎么见面
How will we meet in the future
他肯定都记得清清楚楚的
He must remember it clearly
可是我
But i
退学的心都有了
I have the heart to drop out
高教授 你
Professor Gao you
你怎么脸脏了呀
Why are you dirty?
你怎么总是喜欢
How do you always like
喜欢歪着头啊
I like to tilt my head
高教授 我想采访一下你
Professor Gao, I want to interview you
特别郑重的
Very solemn
我想问一下
I want to ask
您招实习生的标准是什么呀
What are your criteria for recruiting interns?
像 像我这样的
Like me
有没有机会
Is there any chance
成为您的第一个女学生
Be your first female student
伍玥啊伍玥
Wu Yue ah Wu Yue
你为什么要喝醉呀
Why are you drunk
一失足成千古恨
Utterly hatred
总想把断片的记忆找回来
I always want to find the memories of the fragments
现在可好了
It's fine now
自作孽不可活
Do not live
万一
just in case
万一要是被大家知道了
In case everyone knows
要是能时间倒流就好了
It would be nice if you could go back in time
我现在啊
I am now
连回宿舍的脸都没有
I didn't even have a face back to the dorm
回去
go back
不回去
not going back
回去
go back
算错了
Miscalculated
回去
go back
不回去
not going back
回去
go back
不回去
not going back
回去
go back
不回去
not going back
我一定是数错了
I must have counted wrong
你们说
You say
伍玥是不是因为太尴尬
Is Wu Yue too embarrassed?
所以不敢回来了
So afraid to come back
那能怎么办呢
What can we do
只能期待下次有更糗的事情
I can only look forward to something more embarrassing next time
来掩盖掉这次
To cover up this time
这一次
This time
那这一次这些东西怎么处理
How to deal with these things this time
丢掉
Throw away
喝掉
Drink
丢掉
Throw away
喝掉
Drink
纸包不住火
Paper can't keep the fire
你藏得住这些酒
You can hide these wines
也藏不了伍玥断过的片儿啊
I can't hide the clips that Wu Yue cut off
你要喝 也可以
You can drink
那你喝完之后告诉我
Then tell me after you drink
她到底知道到什么程度了
How far does she know
容我喝一口再说
Let me take a sip
伍玥
Wu Yue
什么情况
what's the situation
伍玥 睡啦
Wu Yue is asleep
奇怪
strange
为什么自打昨晚之后
Why since last night
某人一出现
As soon as someone shows up
就像自带了两百多台电暖器
It’s like bringing more than two hundred electric heaters
又燥又热
Dry and hot
那以前呢
How about before
以前啊
Before
完全是一群老法师
It's completely a group of old mages
在冰窟窿里念着心经想要圆寂
In the ice cave, chanting the heart sutra, wanting to pass away
色不异空 空不异色
The color is not different
色即是空 空即是色
Color is empty or color
我对你有一点动心
I am a little tempted for you
一点点动心
A little tempted
却如此害怕看你的眼睛 眼睛
But so scared to see your eyes
有那么一点点动心
So tempted
有一点点迟疑
A little bit hesitant
害怕爱过以后还要失去
Afraid of losing after love
你说
You said
她到底是记得还是不记得呀
Does she remember it or not?
记得
remember
且已经到了
And has arrived
我们所无法想象的程度
To an extent that we can't imagine
你看她刚才那些诡异的行为
Look at her weird behavior just now
那咱们怎么办呀
What shall we do
我有办法了
I have a solution
过来
come
所以
and so
消 消 乐
Xiao Xiao Le
是什么意思啊
What does that mean
是我给伍玥的三字箴言
Is my three-character proverb to Wu Yue
只要消除记忆
Just erase memory
就能重拾快乐
Can regain happiness
心理暗示听说过吧
Psychological suggestion
只要你不断暗示自己能够忘记
As long as you keep hinting that you can forget
没准就真的忘了
Maybe I really forgot
你确定
you sure
不然你还有更好的办法吗
Otherwise, do you have a better way?
好了 走了
Ok go
有什么我可以帮忙的吗
Is there anything i can help
伍玥 你晚饭吃了没
Wu Yue, have you eaten dinner?
饿不饿呀
Hungry
要不我们去吃饭吧
Shall we go eat
或者点个外卖也行
Or order a takeaway
请不要问我任何问题
Please don't ask me any questions
我失声了
I lost my voice
没法回答
Can't answer
不是
昨天还好好的
Is not It was fine yesterday
怎么今天突然就说不出话来了
Why can't you speak today?
请不要问我任何问题
Please don't ask me any questions
我失声了 没法回答
I lost my voice and couldn't answer
伍玥 你是不是扁桃体发炎了
Wu Yue, are your tonsils inflamed?
用不用我们陪你去医院啊
Do we need to accompany you to the hospital?
伍玥应该只是嗓子不舒服吧
Wu Yue should just have an uncomfortable voice
如果需要我们 她会开口的
She will speak if we need us
对吧 伍玥
Right, Wu Yue
最近别忘了去医院换药 打点滴
Don’t forget to go to the hospital to change your medicine and get a drip
医疗是一门医患合作科学
Medical is a science of doctor-patient cooperation
也是医学伦理学的重点
Is also the focus of medical ethics
两千五百年前
Two thousand five hundred years ago
医学之父希波克拉底说过一句话
Hippocrates, the father of medicine, said a word
说医生有三大法宝
Said doctors have three magic weapons
第一呢
First
是语言
Is the language
第二是药物
The second is drugs
第三是手术刀
The third is the scalpel
大家可听清了
Everyone can hear
他可是把语言放在第一位的
He puts language first
同学们
classmates
我现在发一下医患关系
I will post about the doctor-patient relationship
简单分析表
Simple analysis table
我专门打印出来啊
I specially print it out
就是希望各位从做学生起
I hope you all start from being students
就能真正地重视这个问题
Can really pay attention to this issue
据调查
According to the survey
因医疗事故引起的医患纠纷
Disputes between doctors and patients caused by medical malpractice
只占百分之二十
Only 20%
其余的百分之八十呢
The remaining 80%
都是因为沟通不畅所造成的
Are caused by poor communication
所以呀 要解决医患矛盾
So we must solve the doctor-patient conflict
有体制问题 供需问题
There are institutional problems, supply and demand problems
人的问题呢
Human problem
也同样重要啊
Also important
没有沟通解决不了的问题
Problems that cannot be solved without communication
但沟通的关键有两点
But there are two key points of communication
抓住心理 说话要讲究
Grasp the psychological and speak carefully
下面呢
Below
我们来情景模拟一下吧
Let's simulate it
以这条线为准
Subject to this line
左边的是医生
The doctor on the left
右边的是患者
The patient on the right
同学们
classmates
这是我给大家准备的患者案例卡
This is the patient case card I prepared for everyone
上面呢
On top
有不同的病例
There are different cases
这个咱们的患者组啊
This is our patient group
按照抽到的案例
According to the case drawn
轮流地经过对面的医生组
Pass the opposite doctor group in turn
进行问诊
Make an interview
大家呀
Everyone
都好好感受一下
Feel it
如何跟各类病人及其家属
How to talk to various patients and their families
进行沟通
Communicate
开始吧
let's start
医生 我前些天淋了点雨
Doctor, I got a little rain the other day
最近有点打喷嚏 流清水鼻涕
I've been sneezing and runny nose recently
我是不是上呼吸道感染呀
Am I having an upper respiratory tract infection?
两到三天以后我可能会鼻涕发稠
I may have a thick nose after two to three days
伴随着咽痛 流泪
Tears with sore throat
味觉减退 呼吸不畅
Decreased taste and poor breathing
要是没有其他并发症的话
If there are no other complications
就算不用药
Even without medicine
五到七天之后我也可以自动痊愈
I can heal automatically after five to seven days
我明白了 医生
I understand the doctor
谢谢
Thank you
哦 好的
Oh ok
什么情况
what's the situation
朱老师
teacher Zhu
伍玥嗓子不舒服 她失声了
Wu Yue's throat is uncomfortable, she lost her voice
只能这样说话
Can only speak like this
早说嘛
Say it early
来 我给你看看
Come to me to show you
来 张嘴
Come open your mouth
谢谢老师 劳您费心
Thank you teacher for your trouble
下午我会去医院的
I will go to the hospital this afternoon
那好 那你们继续
OK, then you continue
那医生 我没有别的问题了
I have no other questions, doctor
去吧
Go
医生 可算轮到了
It's the doctor's turn
你先别激动
Don't get excited
你有什么状况
What's your condition
我要么失眠 要么梦特别多
I either have insomnia or have a lot of dreams
无论做什么事啊
No matter what you do
只要稍微久一点
Just a little longer
就特别特别地容易累
I get tired very easily
你说我到底是怎么了
You say what is wrong with me
是不是得抑郁症了
Is it depression?
我觉得你应该先做个全面检查
I think you should do a comprehensive inspection first
根本不用检查
No need to check at all
肯定是抑郁症
It must be depression
我跟你说我在网上查了资料
I told you I checked the information online
那些临床症状跟我的症状
Those clinical symptoms and my symptoms
完全是一模一样
Exactly the same
你给我开点药吧
You give me some medicine
又或者安眠药也行啊
Or sleeping pills
我得先排除器质性疾病后
I have to rule out organic diseases first
才能确认你到底得什么病
To confirm what kind of disease you have
医生 你怎么就不相信我呢
Doctor, why don't you believe me
你是不是就想开个检查单
Do you just want to open a checklist
然后就把我轰出去啊
Then he blasted me out
你就多问问我嘛
Just ask me more
我这些病情还没有告诉你呢
I haven't told you about these conditions
要多多留意患者的情绪状况
Pay more attention to the emotional state of the patient
和沟通感受
And communicate feelings
有些患者呀
Some patients
并非是真的生病了
Not really sick
他可能是渴望与人交流
He may be eager to communicate with others
渴望被人关怀
Desire to be cared
在内科这种情况尤其的多
This situation is especially common in internal medicine
要一边安抚
To comfort
一边有技巧地进行询问
Ask skillfully
也许就会有不一样的收获了
Maybe there will be a different harvest
你再试试
You try again
it is good
下一个
next
杨树
Poplar
老杨
Lao Yang
有事吗
Problems
我没事 你有事
I'm fine, you're fine
这不是我论文吗
Isn't this my thesis
你先看看
You take a look
high
朱 我
Zhu Wo
比心
Than heart
少来了
Come less
我还在上课嘞 走了
I'm still in class
谢谢啊
thank you
医生 我真的没事
Doctor, I'm really fine
你就先让我回去吧
You just let me go back
检查结果显示
Inspection result display
你的腰椎间盘突出非常严重
Your lumbar disc herniation is very serious
必须立刻接受治疗
Must be treated immediately
可是
but
我下个礼拜还要去温哥华比赛呢
I have to go to Vancouver to compete next week
要不等我比赛回来
Don't wait for me to come back from the game
等你回来
Await your return
你这辈子都别想再跳舞了
Don't even think about dancing in your life
医生
Doctors
这个比赛真的很重要
This game is really important
我就延迟一个礼拜也不行
I can't delay one week
重要到让你放弃后半生的舞台吗
Is it important to make you give up the stage for the rest of your life?
it is good
那我听你的
Then I will listen to you
医生
Doctors
我肚子疼
I have a stomach ache
我还头晕恶心 我
I'm still dizzy and nauseous
呕吐 我要死了
Vomiting i'm going to die
医生 你快碰我一下
Doctor, touch me
我这个身上忽冷忽热忽冷忽热
My body is hot and cold
你快摸一下
Touch it
你 你那个还有别的症状吗
Do you have any other symptoms?
我心悸 我还多汗
I am heart palpitations and I still sweat
我这个眼角 这个眼角也疼
The corners of my eyes hurt
我胳膊 胳膊胳膊抽着疼
My arm is hurting
你这所有症状都有 多久了
How long have you had all the symptoms
我每天这个时段都这样
I do this every day
别的倒是没什么
Nothing else
主要是明天是体育考试
Mainly tomorrow is the physical exam
你说我总不能拖着这个
You said I can't drag this
带病之躯去参加吧 对不对
Take a sick person to participate, right?
我觉得你这个病情有点复杂
I think your condition is a bit complicated
需要做个抽血 胸片 肠镜胃镜
Need to do a blood draw chest X-ray enteroscopy gastroscope
做个全面检查
Do a full check
胃镜
gastroscopy
医生 用不着这么兴师动众的
The doctor doesn’t need to be so exciting
你说 我向你保证
You say i promise you
我只要明天休息休息就好了
I just have to rest tomorrow
休息
rest
下一个
next
我是不会给你开病假条的
I won't give you a sick leave slip
下次装的像一点
Pretend to be a bit like next time
医生 我前两天不小心摔跤
Doctor, I accidentally wrestled two days ago
把手和脚都弄伤了
I hurt my hands and feet
我知道 现在好点了吗
I know it's better now
我就是来复查的
I'm here to review
给我看看
let me see
快速失声大法
Quickly lose your voice
是的 你没看错
Yes, you are not mistaken
有人怕失声
Some people are afraid of losing their voice
就一定有人想失声
Someone must want to lose their voice
比如
咳咳
such as Cough
我们那位失忆的伍玥同学
Our classmate Wu Yue who amnesia
嘿嘿 你懂的
Hehe you know
因为喉炎会导致失声
Because laryngitis can cause loss of voice
而喉炎可由声带过度紧张引起
Laryngitis can be caused by excessive vocal cord tension
所以快速失声的终极奥义
So the ultimate meaning of losing your voice quickly
就是“毁灭”声带
Is the "destruction" vocal cords
第一 控制声音法
First control sound method
最经典的办法就是尖叫
The most classic way is to scream
第二 外力干扰法
Second External Force Interference Method
在喉咙上敷冰袋
Put an ice pack on your throat
低温能使声带收缩
Low temperature can shrink the vocal cords
但别忘了在中间敷冷毛巾
But don’t forget to put a cold towel in the middle
以防皮肤冻坏
To prevent the skin from freezing
第三 控制饮食法
The third diet control method
喝高浓度的酸冷食物来刺激声带
Drink high concentrations of cold and sour food to stimulate the vocal cords
伍玥 你也快点来学习下吧
Wu Yue, hurry up and learn