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欢迎你来到浣熊小镇
Welcome to the Raccoon Town.
GIVE ME FIVE 和你的眼神确认
Give me five and look me in my eyes.
相信我不要有疑问
Believe me, don't doubt.
人与人的缘分没有剧本
Our fate isn't predetermined.
欢迎你来到浣熊小镇
Welcome to the Raccoon Town. Raccoon Town in the Phone Yazuka penguin APP Street Movie theater Supermarket
Hey.
听说啊 他是黑手党诶
I heard he's in the Mafia.
Eh?
真的假的
Nice Clothes Shop Really? Bai Shabushabu Bear Fast Food Nice Clothes Shop
Ah!
这家伙
This guy!
一看就不是什么好人
Doesn't look like a good guy!
少侠 挑件趁手的兵器吧
Hero. Choose a weapon you like.
Hmm. Recyclable Other
买刀
Buying a knife?
难道他要
Other Is he gonna…
啊 救命啊
Ah! Help!
No! Other
是我松鼠警长登场的时候啦
It's my showtime!
Eh?
就这么走了
He left just like that?
Tsk.
还以为能办个大案呢
Thought I'd have a big case.
Hmm.
帅哥挑双趁脚的丝袜吧
Handsome boy. Pick a pair of pantyhose. Ten yuan for three pairs
买黑丝
Buying black pantyhose!
难道他要
Is he gonna…
哼哼哼
Heh heh heh.
Ah!
Ah!
救命啊
Help!
是我松鼠警长登场的时候了
It's my showtime!
Eh?
又走了
He left again.
Tsk.
还以为能办个大案呢
Thought I'd have a big case.
嘿嘿
Hm.
多谢惠顾
Thank you!
呜呜呜呜呜呜
Boo-hoo. Notice
有情况
Something's wrong.
啊呜
Uh oh.
Wow!
案案案发现场
T-the crime scene.
各部门注意
Attention, all units!
请求支援
I need backup!
别跑
Don't you escape!
Hmm?
呀 逮捕你
Hey! I'm arresting you!
做什么
What are you doing!
放开
Let go!
不放
No!
啊啊啊啊
Ah! Ah!
大力叔叔
Uncle Dali.
谢谢你的棉花糖
Thanks for the cotton candy.
A few seconds ago Eh?
Cotton Candy Here.
您的棉花糖
Here's your cotton candy.
多谢惠顾
Thank you!
呜呜呜呜呜呜
Boo-hoo.
小孩
Kid.
别哭了
Don't cry.
这个给你
This is for you.
谢谢叔叔
Thank you, uncle.
味道还行
It's not bad.
我吃给你看
I'll show you.
啊呜
Uh oh.
Eh?
原来是这样
I see.
嗯嗯
Hm!
这次算误会
This is a mistake!
下次我一定会抓住你的把柄的
I'm gonna catch you next time! Yesterday Today
嗯嗯
Hm.
大力
Dali Skyeye
我来摸鱼啦
I'm here to slack off.
哦不
Oh, I mean.
我来视察工作
I'm here to inspect your work.
老大辛苦了
Thanks, boss.
诶诶工作来了
Oh, there's work.
你忙你忙
Go ahead.
Yes.
不好
No! Yesterday
怎么了
What's wrong?
是谁盗用主人手机了吗
Did someone steal master's phone?
Hum.
非主人本人
Not the master.
拒绝指纹支付
Fingerprint payment declined.
Hum.
好像只是破了点皮呀
Looks like it's a bit skinned.
哦哟
Oh. Yesterday
改用人脸识别了
Facial recognition now.
诶嘿嘿
Sorry. Sorry. Ha ha.
主人又胖了啊
Master's getting fat.
请右转
Turn right, please.
Hm.
诶呀
Yikes. Yesterday
这怎么看都是主人吧
That's our master for sure!
一定是冒充的
Must be an imposter.
主人脸上没有这个
Master doesn't have this on his face.
Uh. Payment declined Please try again
Return Verification failed Please try again Return Ah!
额 不好意思啊 不好意思对不起对不起啊
Well. I'm sorry.
哎你这人什么情况啊
What is wrong with you?
不买赶紧走呗
Get out if you are not buying.
Hey.
听说了吗
Do you know that?
昨天有小偷试图用主人的手机
Yesterday, a thief tried to use master's phone.
多亏大力及时发现
But Dali discovered it.
是呀
Yeah.
也是镇长英明
It's so wise of the Mayor to
当初能选大力当天眼屋的管理员
make Dali take care of the Skyeye.
Mm.
这当初啊
Well, back then… Interviewer Interviewer Interviewer Recruitment Talent Show
Well.
下一位
Next! Mayor
大家好
Hello, everyone.
我要表演的才艺是
I'd like to… Interviewer Interviewer Interviewer
Eh?
I…
诶嘿嘿
Hey. Interviewer
没事
Don't worry.
不急
Take it easy.
慢慢来
Take your time.
I…
Ah!
啦啦啦啦
La! La! Interviewer
我是鸟人
I'm a birdman.
鸟人
Birdman.
哎哟
Ouch! Interviewer Interviewer
我叫大力
My name is Dali.
明天再来吧
Come back tomorrow.
我先休息一下
I need a rest.
你说什么
I beg your pardon?
Ah!
大力叔叔
Uncle Dali.
你多笑笑就不会被误会了
If you smile more, people won't misunderstand you.
镇长您看
Do you think I may
我还有机会吗
have a chance, mayor?
Yes.
您被录取了
You've been hired. Interviewer Interviewer
嘿嘿嘿嘿
Ha ha.
Well.
啊哈哈哈
Ah ha ha ha!
我这叫火眼金晴
I'm good at finding talents.
一看就知道大力靠谱了啦哈哈哈
I can tell Dali is good, ha ha!
你看我还有机会吗
Do you think I may have a chance? Based on the cartoon of the same name Raccoon Town in the Phone